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The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by nandslondon
2 x here, very interested. smile
...and if i can speak for them in their absence, im sure The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing will be too :)

Woohoooo!!!! wave Thank you! biggrin :D
Please add 2 of us....as long as I have no party on the date, we'll be there :mrgreen:
Quote by Tania
Only one problem with the pic they provide: it includes another woman! :scared:

Lol, thats an advantage in my eyes!!! :twisted:
Lou, you wicked woman, you! If I hang around a bit more with you, goodness knows what may happen to me. :P
Grrrrr....don't start us all off!!! :twisted: :twisted:
cool
Quote by Parrot
Forget the quiz.
I'd be in the one that's set on a Pacific Isle with just myself and somebody who is big and bouncy (plus camera crew, sound crew etc)
We'd spend all day shagging each others brains out and all night listening to music provided by Jane's dad.
(Don't worry folks, it's an IN joke, lol)

LMFAO!!! Jane's dad = passion killer...Jane's dad's music = music to die to
lol :lol:
Quote by Parrot
Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno anytime soon. You seem to be really into the whole "love" thing...romantic sex with perfumed sheets and candles all over the place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You value sex and respect your partner too much to do anything like porn. AWWWWWW!
OMFG!!
Maybe I'm not the right type for this forum after all, :shock: biggrin

LOL!! You and me both! lol
Quote by nandslondon
Eeeeehhhh....well I killed this thread rolleyes
I'm off for a bath.....
lol

Damn !!! Missed an opportunity to offer my back scrubbing services :doh:
:mrgreen:
I quite fancy a double spa :twisted:
Quote by nandslondon

LOL!!! I'd prolly be in Big Bouncy Birds or summat lol

Nowt wrong with that hunny.
We bought one of them a week ago !!! ;)
LOL!!!! And there was me taking a stab at a porn title :lol: :lol:
Hmmm....
Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno anytime soon. You seem to be really into the whole "love" thing...romantic sex with perfumed sheets and candles all over the place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You value sex and respect your partner too much to do anything like porn. AWWWWWW!

Shyeah, right! lol
Quote by nandslondon

LOL - I'm still waiting for this damn quiz to load lol

Agh, sod the quiz, lol.
I know which id be in - ANY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted:
LOL!!! I'd prolly be in Big Bouncy Birds or summat :lol:
Quote by Ice Pie
She said it again! smackbottom :smackbottom:

Can I say it again? I'm enjoying this.... :twisted:
Go on then, I realise it's just an excuse for more auto-flagellation. Whatever rattles your cage. :twisted:
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Quote by Ice Pie
:shock: Tufty said the "V" word! smackbottom

redface I may be new, but I did read about the V word....and I'm sorry....I shall duly go and whip my bare bottom with a wet tea towel surprisedops:
Quote by duncanlondon
The point is that when you know about the sequence of activity of a partner you are swinging. If you don't know who they last had sex with, you go back to doing casual.
Its quite simple.

So...by YOUR reckoning, EVERY swinger is actually a casual. Unless, of course, all the said swingers are actually medical virgins (only way to truly tell that somebody is or isn't "clean")... rolleyes
Quote by duncanlondon
Its not about having a list of the people you had sex with.
Its knowing who they were with before you have sex with them. Knowing that there is a sequence of partners who are as clean and safe as you.
That is why you have a group of knowing and consenting adults. Otherwise you let in someone who presents a risk.

Oh...and how would you know who your potential shag had been with prior to you? Just HOW would you know?
And what if one of that "chosen group" had slept with an "unclean" stranger?
It's all the same...I don't see how you can verify ANYONE'S sexual history...
Quote by duncanlondon
Its not about having a list of the people you had sex with.
Its knowing who they were with before you have sex with them. Knowing that there is a sequence of partners who are as clean and safe as you.
That is why you have a group of knowing and consenting adults. Otherwise you let in someone who presents a risk.

Sorry, I'm new to the scene and late to the party...but I just had to comment on this...
How on earth can ANYBODY truly verify ANYONE'S sexual history? I mean, I *could* give you a list of who *I* have shagged, but I couldn't tell you who THEY have shagged before me.
Surely trust, honesty & regular sexual health check-ups are better all round, than presenting a potential fuck with a list of names that means absolutely sod all to anyone, and saying "I dunno who they slept with..." ??? confused :? :?
Please elaborate....
Quote by redstilletto
rolleyes
oven ready turkey
ewwwwww
never seen one that looks like a turkey

I have....it's that "freshly-plucked" look.... :shock:
Quote by Parrot
What did I do?
redface surprisedops:
All I remember is offering to make your boobs move independantly, lol

LOL!!! I mean the PMs...all your advice ;)
(never knew you were so experienced :mrgreen: )
Quote by Parrot
Evening, Fluffy thing.
I don't think these lovely people understand my humour yet but I'll Percy Vera. lol

lol
(lucky old Vera....;) )
Quote by The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
YAYYYYYYYYY!!! A thread for meeeee!!!!
I do not do ANYTHING to my bush, not even a trim. And you know why?
1) I prefer "natural"...
2) When I've gone down on a woman, and she has trimmed and shaped...OUCH!!! It's like a thousand needles going up my nose, in my mouth, on my face...I wouldn't want to inflict that on anyone else!
I don't shave under my arms unless I am wearing a top that shows that area, cos I know how offended other people get about it rolleyes
But I do confess to shaving my legs. That's one part of me that I like hair-free biggrin

LOL...and now you know the reason behind my ID lol
YAYYYYYYYYY!!! A thread for meeeee!!!!
I do not do ANYTHING to my bush, not even a trim. And you know why?
1) I prefer "natural"...
2) When I've gone down on a woman, and she has trimmed and shaped...OUCH!!! It's like a thousand needles going up my nose, in my mouth, on my face...I wouldn't want to inflict that on anyone else!
I don't shave under my arms unless I am wearing a top that shows that area, cos I know how offended other people get about it rolleyes
But I do confess to shaving my legs. That's one part of me that I like hair-free biggrin