This is a subject very close to my heart, unfortunately not for the right reasons I guess.
My family has never been religious at all, however at one point I thought I'd give religion 'a chance' when my Auntie was seriously injured in a car crash. I was very young at the time and completely adored her, so I prayed and begged with 'god' to save her. He didn't and she died.
From that day onwards I had a complete aversion and resentment for all religion as I can no longer see the requirement for 'faith', instead I want 'proof'. I tried faith and it failed me, so now I'll settle for proof. Some would argue that it was 'her time', however god seemed pretty heavy on the miracles before the was an accurate method for recording things, so why not now?
Finally, as for going to hell for being an atheist, I maintain that if god is truly forgiving then when I die he'll see that I am a good person and forgive me for the biggest sin of all, non-belief. Up until that point, I see fit to life my life without any interest in it at all and, as has been discussed, I find it like football; it's a shame one of the primary reasons of it's existance is as a reason for people to be horrible to one another.
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Hi Nimbus,
In completely the same boat as you, although we're not moving on with things because it's not the right time for us at the moment to start (Hence no ads). However, we thought we'd get into the forums etc so that when we do get into it, we know what to expect and people know us (and of course, so everyone can think 'Can't wait to get a slice of those guys' ;) .
This place has been great to just chime in when you feel like it, none of my posts have been treated as out of place and I haven't felt it's clique-y at all. Everyone's been really good and the replies in our own welcome thread were really friendly. I don't doubt they will be for you either, so don't panic!
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In completely the same boat as you, although we're not moving on with things because it's not the right time for us at the moment to start (Hence no ads). However, we thought we'd get into the forums etc so that when we do get into it, we know what to expect and people know us (and of course, so everyone can think 'Can't wait to get a slice of those guys' ;) .
This place has been great to just chime in when you feel like it, none of my posts have been treated as out of place and I haven't felt it's clique-y at all. Everyone's been really good and the replies in our own welcome thread were really friendly. I don't doubt they will be for you either, so don't panic!
*waves*
Hmm.. Tiger Tyndale, not bad I guess. Could work for M or F.
Hurrah, for first pet = porn name mechanics. When we have our kid and it wants it's first pet I'll recommend we call it Lusty or Juicy etc.. just for when they no doubt get asked that when they're old enough.
"Dad, why do we have to move to ThrustingCock Drive?"
Hurrah, for first pet = porn name mechanics. When we have our kid and it wants it's first pet I'll recommend we call it Lusty or Juicy etc.. just for when they no doubt get asked that when they're old enough.
"Dad, why do we have to move to ThrustingCock Drive?"
I submit the punchlines for the following age old jokes, question is.. can you remember the plot? 
"..No, I couldn't find her head"
"..I asked for a 12 Inch PENIS"
"..No, I'll put them on my cock later."
"..You can beat an Egg"
"..Make it 1001 then!"
And the classic league of gentlemen gag..
"..DEATH by MauMau!!"
"..No, I couldn't find her head"
"..I asked for a 12 Inch PENIS"
"..No, I'll put them on my cock later."
"..You can beat an Egg"
"..Make it 1001 then!"
And the classic league of gentlemen gag..
"..DEATH by MauMau!!"
On saturday night I left a local pizza place and began to walk home, it was only when I was about a mile down the road I realised I'd moved and didn't live within walking distance any more. Good job I was near a taxi rank, although I don't remember how I got from the taxi into bed.
Although doesn't beat a guy who I used to work with who left a nightclub at 2 am in Nottingham to walk home, walked for THREE miles then rememberd he lived in Bath.
Although doesn't beat a guy who I used to work with who left a nightclub at 2 am in Nottingham to walk home, walked for THREE miles then rememberd he lived in Bath.
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Is anyone else bored of porn?
Somewhat, and as foxy30s_cpl says above, gone are the days when getting hold of porn was exciting. I even remember when I managed to download my first porny picture on this new thing called the Internet.
Ages on the old 2400 baud modem just to get a still from a 70's hardcore film. But at the time it was the first time I didn't have to get it from under a hedge or buy some off a mate.
Now, I don't even bother downloading it.. just watch or stream 'as needed' then forget it. Although there's nothing more 'unsexy' than scanning through page after page going 'crap, crap, seen it, seen it, boring, seen it'.
Roll on Virtual Reality..
Quote by GregLondon
Orgasms are overrated (for guys anyway), in that they put an end to all the fun. It's alright for women, but the problem with guys cumming is that your mental state goes from "oooh, this is so filthy and sexy" to "ugh... what the FUCK am I doing having sex with a transvestite in a grubby flat in east London?" in about half a second.
Amen to that.. (well, from my perspective, the first bit anyway). I hate the fact that you build up all the way to the end then, pop.. it's over and you're back clock (With an L) watching unil you're ready to go again.
Plus I hate the fact that Mrs VCee3 says "It's great, it feels like X,Y,Z here.. and that bit feels like A,B,C" etc.. whereas mine feels awesome for 5 seconds then I'm back to reality. In Alton Towers terms, she gets The Corkscrew and I get Oblivion! Don't look down ;)
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Mr VCee3
When we were in the shop of Newquay Aquarium, we were looking at the fish shaped sweets there.. I jokingly said to Mrs VCee3, "I wonder if they've got chocolate starfish?" and totally straight she said, "Mmm, Yeah. I bet they're yummy.... What?"
I was so tempted to not giggle and get her to go up and ask the kid on the till for them!
He's a bloke! he'll jump in head first
Oo, no.. last time I did that I smashed my head on the bottom of the pool. (And no suggestions to dive in at the deep end either! You'd be dragging us off the bottom like the brick you could never recover in your pajamas at school swimming lessons).
Thanks for the cozy welcomes, I'm ok with people being a bit mad, it's just keeping up with the pace, although I'm quite relived I only had to dig this up from the second page.
I'm sure we'll dive in where we can, even if it's just chatting rubbish at this stage. You know, quality instead of quantity... for now
Yes, another newbie hullo message.. typical situation, just thinking about getting into the swing of things (literally), testing the water, hanging out with the crowd. (Picture us at the back of a club, someone comes up and says, "Hi, Wha..." and there's just a Mr & Mrs VCee3 shaped cloud left as we run away in a fit of nerves )
Just really starting out to get social with no pressure and see where that takes us.. dunno if we'll make any upcoming Munches *just* yet (see, I looked it up) but for those complaining, yes we're from the South!! :D
Looking forward to chatting more.
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Mr VCee3
) Just really starting out to get social with no pressure and see where that takes us.. dunno if we'll make any upcoming Munches *just* yet (see, I looked it up) but for those complaining, yes we're from the South!! :D
Looking forward to chatting more.
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Mr VCee3
