go for something totally different!
Courtesy of my 3yr old, we have a dog called Banjo and a female torti cat called colin!
Other dogs we meet on walks have interesting names too. Dudley, boris, manky (courtesy of another toddler), lightening, and floppy!
venus x
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Venusmist
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 44
0 miles · Swindon
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now i'm sure this isnt possible - but are you my dad?
My poor mum has to go through this each and every time they go into town!
Last saturday he bought:
6 tubs of fart putty, reasoning that it would keep my daughter amused!
48 rolls of andrex toilet paper to add to the other 100+ rolls of doublevelvet and charmin he's bought in the last year - but hey they were a bargin!
2 packs of 10 toy cars - again the keep the kids amused!
6 2L bottles of bleach (or so he thought but ended up being pine floor cleaner) - really handy as the only room in their house with a hard floor is their tiny kitchen.
2 packs of 10 lighters
and 3 jumbo packs of garden waste binbags. Again dead handy for his paved garden!
Must be something in the water me thinks!
venus x
My poor mum has to go through this each and every time they go into town!
Last saturday he bought:
6 tubs of fart putty, reasoning that it would keep my daughter amused!
48 rolls of andrex toilet paper to add to the other 100+ rolls of doublevelvet and charmin he's bought in the last year - but hey they were a bargin!
2 packs of 10 toy cars - again the keep the kids amused!
6 2L bottles of bleach (or so he thought but ended up being pine floor cleaner) - really handy as the only room in their house with a hard floor is their tiny kitchen.
2 packs of 10 lighters
and 3 jumbo packs of garden waste binbags. Again dead handy for his paved garden!
Must be something in the water me thinks!
venus x
