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Vix
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
UK

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Oh shit. Do I have to do verification?
Ain't gonna happen.
How the fuck do I get it as an avvy, anyhoo?
And my sig?
Am getting bored now.
Quote by Cubes
'ello Strangler! wave
Is this what you were looking for? ;)
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/37837311743850bbd4693d.gif

Yeah, that one'll do.
I haven't a clue.
So wtf?
Where's my avatar and my sig and whatnot! *tsk*
Just been reminded that Notts Munch November 2004 was Reese and my first munch!
And I did that bloomin Snog Auction.
Ah, how time flies.
I may now have to go to the end of the sales and see if I can't find something glittery, yet slutty, to wear.
See y'all on Saturday.
2 sleeps to go. :bounce:
Quote by HarryJones
Shall we start up at sweepstake on who I wont get round to speaking to on Saturday from my two stars list lol :lol:
Regards
Harry Jones xx

I better not be in the running, on that list, H. mad
Quote by Argt05
Ooh me me me me me me and me PLEASE!!!!
:censored:

Mmmm, there's nothing like a genuine show of desperation to get my motor going.
Jamie! You really need to try being fucked up the arse by a well hung bloke. You might not like the thought now, but once you've had a 69 with him, you'll soon get turned on to the idea.
No?
Hmmm, I wonder if my new clamps will arrive tomorrow and if they do, do I post a pic of them in situ?
Look, MMF is better, it's a hole-to-pole ratio thing.
Trust me, I'm a slut.
Right, well, I'm off to watch telly now... not going antwhere else, honest - just 'Stenders is on in a mo, and I wanna see Buzzcocks and that new sitcom about... erm, people splitting up and being single again, I forget it's name... but that's what I'm doing.
BBL - you ain't getting rid of me that easily.
Again.
Quote by earthchild
am i the only one the spelling of avatar in the title is annoying mad

No, but having been away, and the regulars (who know me not) being unused to me, I was being polite* and saying nowt.
Now you've mentioned it, though...
*No laughing at the back, there.
Quote by Dlep
I just think that recent events should be a chance to remember that.....wink

And rip the living daylights out of eachother? Yeah, man, YEAH!
Yes! Proof indeed of the superiority of the cat compared to the shit-tubeaka the dog.
Quote by Medic_1
Vix b4 U go !
Can you book me a bed in Glast next yera lol
phre............dd

I'm not going anywhere.
As for Glasto... I go to Manc when the mud-fest is on, so come on down!
Quote by da69ve
well there back up and running over the road now!.....just hope some of you guys remember us and come over for a visit more often and remember who gave you a roof for that time! lol

Nope, I'm staying put. Ner ner ne ner ner.
*fingers in ears* "lalalalalalala, I'm not listening, lalalalal"
Quote by Suffolk-cpl
if our nips fall off we're blaming Lissa lol

No, no... take it from me, mo'cyclists are never to blame - find the nearest Volvo 'driver'.
Quote by Devon1
Ah sorry for that, just didn't want anyone getting caught out.
Back to perving lol

The gorgeous can be forgiven anything.
Is why the likes of you and I are in so much shit, Dev. :lol:
Quote by Suffolk-cpl
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What type are you going for?

The £12 ones. Middle of the road, ya know? Not prepared to spend a fortune, but not happy with spending less... that's me.
Quote by 36openminded
9/10 Vix (but only if it is her)

Um, who ever else would it be, moi luvver?
OMG, because of this, I have just bougt some!!
Will report back, soon as.
Never had any before, btw.
Is my nipples rot and fall off, then I'm blaming Suffolk-cpl!!
Dinner is done - now to give thanks to the washing-up fairy... he's asleep at the mo.
Surgery.
My next cosmetic-job will deffo be lopping bits off, not adding bits on.
HTH
Quote by johneboy
A minus score for 36, he looks like a cross between Predator and Janet Street-Porter :shock:

Awww, it's harsh to say someone (even their av) is like JSP.
Predator, I'll concede, but JSP? Harsh man, harsh.
Saw some at Erotica, last weekend, that were two bars of surgical steel, held together/apart by a bolt, either side... will go dig out the literature and see if I can't get you a url for them... brb