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Vix
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
UK

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Quote by Dlep
'Ere! I aint that chuffing Ugly! rotflmao

Who said you were?
But now you come to mention it...
Quote by Dlep
Well, if you don't remember him, you definitely won't recognise me....! :shock:
lol

Scarily, and moreso, worse for me... I do.
I think I need new medication, nurse.
Quote by Jas-Tim
blah blah blah...
Jas
XXX

Your av looks better in the flesh, hun. But you know that.
Quote by essex34m
[dont you know who i am?

Nope.
Never heard of ya. Never said I fancied ya, never snogged yer face off, over the lap of my husband.
Essex who?
Quote by westerross
Serious now
This link will answer the question >>>>>>> "WHY TURKEY" >>>>>

lol Read, inwardly digest and enjoy.
Phredd

And get stuffed! wink
That was a bit harsh, darlin'!
I believe it has something to do with the founding fathers starving, because they were twats, and the native people giving them a turkey, so they had summat to eat.
I am probably miles off, though.
Quote by kbuk
Another Day

Another Dollar?

(Or Another 24 wanks, if your MikeC)
Quote by Sarah
Hi Vix wave
snog for both of you

Hi Sarah.
Answer the question!!
...being here?
Look I know I'm here under spurious circumstances and all that, but I am currently cooking Reese a Thanksgiving dinner (and for me & the kids) because today is Thanksgiving for our Colonial cousins, so what do you give thanks for?
The usual "the Americans being there and not here" is a given, btw.
Mine first, I suppose:
Still being able to walk and talk (all be it badly)
Having an incredibly understanding spouse (won't bore you with details)
and
Rain.
What do you give thanks for?
Quote by Calista
So we're back .... expect to see more of us both online from now and more of us at socials/clubs again.

About time too, ya pair of fly-by-nights.
hmm... realising I haven't posted here for a gooood long time, maybe I should consider editing the above to sound "nice"...
There again... NAH!
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
I agree with Kaz..When soft they look ewww,...all shrivled and not very appealing... confused
But when up and standing to attention :twisted: :rascal:

Ah, now - if he's a grower, yes. Some men are show-ers, not growers, though and look beautiful either way.
Purely in the interests of science, my blog has a 'readers cock' section and there sure is the good the bad and the ugly out there.
Well, not being a chap... I'll just this to Reese
(It's his B'day, you know.. look HERE)
We believe to be 42
Today, Reese is the answer!
Happy Birthday, darling!
:inlove:
With apologies to anyone from 'over the road' for the duplicate
Ye'll have had ter tea, Hamish?
Anyone else on "I'm Sorry, I haven't a Clue" mode, from that?
Quote by onlyme1981
If I had a cock....I'd enter! biggrin
But alas, I don't.

Awwwwww. I got dibs on one you can borrow, babes.
Ford Escort Mk I, in 1985 or 1986. School lunch break, probably.
Reese and I used to complain bitterly about this, when we replied to ads... always no pics or info about the Male of a couple. What's up with that?
So we stopped replying and started advertising. Those that seem to ignore that either of us exists, just get binned.
Despite our constant complaining to the contrary, we do ok ;)
(But then, we like single males)
I love to watch a guy have one off the wrist. Camming, on Gay porn, IRL... whatever!
Lush.
But nothing new. I reckon you have just not come across it before. (Pardon the pun)
Quote by Devon1
Personally, Vix's garden would be my choice biggrin except for the bodies confused

Sshhh! I thought I might have pulled, there, till you said that.
Quote by mickwopus
Please have a look at my pics on my profile
hope u like , surely i cant be the largest, but always fun taking part
good luck with your quest

Slight problem - you're nearly 200 miles away and you're straight.
Shame, coz you're cute.
Other than jut clicking the page number you require?
Back in my single days, if this happened to me I would go out and get totally mullered then get laid .
Actually I tended to do that even if I hadn't had a crappy phone call.
Much the same as now really.
Just curious to know who we might bump into on this weekend.
I'll be the one looking like a Glasto hippy, with a walking stick.
Quote by thisispoo
call me stupid but whats a taker
no really????????

Hello Stupid,
Someone taking up his offer is a taker.
Someone asking silly questions could be a piss-taker, mind.
HTH
Ger - We're in Manc this w/end but we're fully booked, mate. Good luck - it's a busy weekend up there.
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I have found that I am logging on and going to 'Never ending songs'. Why? Obsession? Trying to find a link to the next song that is more than a word? Trying to find a link to swinging? Taking a look at what others have done? What music are others into?
Obsession! Whats yours?

Fiddling with others BBcode - but I see you've done it, now.
Quote by marmalaid
Still no takers, then.
sad

Maybe one, can I come and join your contest, or is it one entry per contestant? cool
Thought you'd vanished off the face of the earth, matey.
Hey honey, your "Click to see what I can offer you" link does not work.
Just thought you should know.