Well, my guess is...
They're grand jokes, as jokes go, but do we really need a page of "ROFLMAO" replies? It's not like it can strike up a conversation, is it?
I, for one, always read the locked threads first. So at least we're having a giggle.
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Vix
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
UK
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Why do I use the site?
Fucking.
It goes like this - we have an ad (380230 if you're after a perve) and from that, we try to meet (mainly) single blokes, with a view to fucking them. Generally speaking, but not always, they don't show.
The forums are fab, coz then we get to know people. If we like them we might get to arranging a meet. With a view to fucking them.
See? It's about fucking.
Fucking.
It goes like this - we have an ad (380230 if you're after a perve) and from that, we try to meet (mainly) single blokes, with a view to fucking them. Generally speaking, but not always, they don't show.
The forums are fab, coz then we get to know people. If we like them we might get to arranging a meet. With a view to fucking them.
See? It's about fucking.
Quote by quimninja2003
vix and reese....i wanted to say hi......but your god like status scared me
Hmmm, must be thinking of another Vix & Reese.
You know, so many do come and say hi, and I get so nervous at these things, I just end up giving people a blank look and saying nothing!
Anyone I did do this to, I am so very, very sorry. It's coz I am scared, too! (That and I can't see too well in the day, let alone at night, when I have my shades on!)
Firstly, I am so sorry if anyone thinks I am complaining about the Munch last night... I am not!
However, we parked in the NCP near the Britannia Hotel (Holiday Inn, as was) and on our return to the car this morning, we found both passenger-side, side windows smashed in and glass everywhere, inside and outside the car.
We were one of about 15 similar incidents, all in the same car park. We had the bracket for our sat nav still stuck on our windscreen and this, it seems, is a "rob me" advertisement sticker, for theives.
My Tom-Tom was not in the car and thankfully nor was anything else, but it still shook us up a lot and took much time and money to sort.
So... if you have sat nav, REMOVE THE MOUNTING BRACKET from your window before you leave your car anywhere that you are unfamiliar with.
Also, please note that the cctv in NCP's is pointing at their barriers and their payment machines.. not at your car!!
However, we parked in the NCP near the Britannia Hotel (Holiday Inn, as was) and on our return to the car this morning, we found both passenger-side, side windows smashed in and glass everywhere, inside and outside the car.
We were one of about 15 similar incidents, all in the same car park. We had the bracket for our sat nav still stuck on our windscreen and this, it seems, is a "rob me" advertisement sticker, for theives.
My Tom-Tom was not in the car and thankfully nor was anything else, but it still shook us up a lot and took much time and money to sort.
So... if you have sat nav, REMOVE THE MOUNTING BRACKET from your window before you leave your car anywhere that you are unfamiliar with.
Also, please note that the cctv in NCP's is pointing at their barriers and their payment machines.. not at your car!!
I had, and I apologise in advance for the spelling, meningococcal scepticimia, as a lad, when it was said I was allergic to getting mumps (which is meningitis, as we now know it) and my legs were nearly amputated.
These days they have yer legs off, quicker than saying "knife", if you get mening. scept. So I guess I'm lucky.
However, I think it has a lot to do with my having MS. Maybe the severe attack on my immune system?
Eh, Whaddo I know.
These days they have yer legs off, quicker than saying "knife", if you get mening. scept. So I guess I'm lucky.
However, I think it has a lot to do with my having MS. Maybe the severe attack on my immune system?
Eh, Whaddo I know.
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