Well..... today I said 'You know sommat, I've missed you coz you're such a great fuck!!!' .. to which she replied .... 'You haven't fucked me yet!!! .......... but I know what you mean!!!' .... then she put on her nurses uniform and went to work ....... hmmmmmmmmm ..... I am gonna HAVE to have her in that outfit!!!!
You just can't beat a sexy woman tied up in ropes in my opinion (Shibari-style)
......... and I had the pleasure of doing exactly that to three very sexy ladies this weekend .... thank you girls!!........ I loved every second of it!!
If you want to know what Shibari is have a look at my ad by clicking on my nick below!
Happy Birthday HornyLittleBlonde......
....I know we haven't met yet but I'm sure we will one day .... hope you had a great day..
Wishy xxx
Don't wank with one on too vigourously or you'll get a huge blood blister.......... like I fookin did lol
I'm having a small party at my place in Dunstable on New Year's Eve and if you wanna come add ur name to the thread or pm me.
We'll kick off the evening in a pub up the road from me and there is a door entry that needs to be prepaid so I need numbers by early December.
It's a small flat so numbers are limited.. sorry no single guys unless I know you already.
Mine was "Working On The Chain Gang" closely followed by "Everything I Own" ......
It's getting nearer!!!!
I'm going for a club record lol........ got 5 female names (no guys please, not in the mood lol) down already .... add urs to the bottom of this list if you want to help me beat the record! (whatever that is ... hehehe)
Add name here ............................
Oops --- 6 now. hehehe
I think this is a load of bollox! . I've never paid for it and never will . Microsoft don't need to charge for MSN.... it doesn't make good business sense.
I think this is nothing more than a chain mail going around. I got it too and deleted it straight away
Congtratulations to Sazzle n Glosguy are are getting hitched!!!!!
Glos proposed in the chat room 1/2 hour ago and SHE SAID YES!!!!!!
Wooo Hoo!!!
Well done guys. xxxxxxxxxx
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great day babes. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sue^steve
da69ve
sharon_2005
All added xxx
Note to everyone:
It's imperative that you contact Chameleons via email informing them that you require a membership BEFORE the night.
Email addy is: blondie1959_ (hope this is allowed mods, edit if not, tks)
My brother used to be a bit of a player and have four or five girls on the go at once......... but he never had them for long though, which is my fault coz when one would ring up and say 'Is xxxx there?' ... I'd say 'No, he's round Debs' ... she'd then say ..... 'OK, tell him JANE called!!!' .... hehehe
If that's how you go about ingratiating yourself with everyone your chat up lines need amending....... or deleting altogether....... cheeky sod!!
you could just picture this prat on a night out trying to pull ....... 'wotcha bird! You know you want me don't ya ... come on then, you scored!'
Happy Birthday m8
.............. told ya I wasn't starting this thread ... ppl will talk ..... :shock:
I'll through it open to you lot :wink:
haven't got time for pampering around in baths..... but.... In my bath is all my daughter's bath toys .... a soap on a rope type thingy (Princess sommat or another) ......... her empty bubble bath squeezy ... and some dirty washing (coz that's where it gets dumped till I wash it!!! 
: :?: . hehehe I'm such a tart!!! 
