Worlass's Profile

9 Jan 2009

Oh dear God, will I ever have sex again or will I have to join a different site, move country or join the foreign legion???
To be fair the conversation 4 hours earlier was on this very subject and my train of thought was very rudely interrupted

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4 Jan 2009

Quote by splendid_
worlass has now got the spreadsheet and she is more competitive than Nola...so I feel that a precise measurement will be forthcoming and she will have more points than me as she did fisting as well.

Something has gone drastically wrong, Splen has more than me and I have only managed to rack up 279, the shame of it lol

Am sure I have missed some off somewhere, I keep going through the list but thinking about it keeps distracting me redface

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9 Dec 2008

Quote by splendid_
Btw, if worlass and I ever do it then she is the husband as she is soooo butch ( ) I am so dead if she reads that.

What a load of fictitious tosh!!! - you were not saying that when i was in my basque and you had me bent over your sofa xx biggrin

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9 Dec 2008

I have been unable to add to this thread as I think I am still in shock at the whole incident. I am usually the first one to tell someone to shut up, be quiet, stop kicking my chair etc in the cinema, I am not a lady to be messed with when trying to enjoy a good film!!!
I was however so embarrassed with this I was stunned into silence. Fortunately only Splendid did the visual check hear so at least I was spared that, although I dont know what I found worse actually hearing it, or smelling it, it was so gross - ewww I feel sooo violated.

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9 Aug 2008

I didn't really want to join but it was cheaper than splendid's pimping rates.

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9 Aug 2008

Quote by winchwench
So is "tripod" a nickname for your favourite strap on?

No we have only got one strap-on and she is called yes yes yes yes...

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9 Aug 2008

Quote by meat2pleaseu
better check you've closed the curtains and that you don't 'fall over' again then :haha:

You would need a hubble to see from there...

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9 Aug 2008

Quote by Firelizard
Welcome Worlass about bluddy time too, I was beginning to think that Splen was hallucinating you

I am still a figment of the imagination... it's a bit worrying that you now think I exist as well though... smile

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9 Aug 2008

Quote by winchwench
If she can manage without camera shake, absolutely. :twisted:

OK, doors on the latch and have got the tripod out.....

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9 Aug 2008

Quote by winchwench
Splendid, if Worlass is thinking of work at the crucial moment, she needs a real woman :rascal:

Would you like to come round and show her how its done... and can she take pictures too?

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9 Aug 2008

Quote by splendid_
'quite impressed' goodness me woman. Surely a bigger compliment is in order. I have slaved over that fire. It now haunts me because I stupidly looked for support on here from people I trusted and the results of my long hard............
thinking time
is only 'quite' impressive?

.... erm, the fire is fab, however your ability to remain standing at the crucial moment is VERY impressive kiss

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9 Aug 2008

Do me a favour and sing or to splendidly

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: for this I wish I could sing!

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9 Aug 2008

Quote by Peanut
As opposed to the fireplace?

It's a bit tricky now its fully fitted, and the flames are roaring away. Am quite impressed with Splendid's interior deco skills , its amazing what you can do when you have quality thinking time to plan it out.

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9 Aug 2008

Quote by noladreams30
:welcome: to the forum by the way!
Nola x

Thanks

I'm glad someone thinks I'm funny, there's a deadly silence coming from the other side of the room.

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9 Aug 2008

Thought it was time I got my act together and sorted out my profile, if only to defend myself.......

Quote by splendid_
Wor lass thinks of work.

Splendid knows fine well I would never think of work..... it would just push me over the edge.

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