Ermm....
The memories linger in the far recesses of every room
entrapped emotions, frozen feelings encapsulatedwithin this tomb
When evening light recedes into the stillness of the night
Memories shimmer formward on a translucent light
Lovers intertwined in a breathless timeless embrace
Wrinkles emerging from a smilling face
Secret whispers flitting between two open souls
Two hearts beating together in a common goal
A babies laughter interrupts a nursery rhyme
All past memories from a far distant better time
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alex111
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
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When I was a youngster both me and my mate scared all our school class and the lower classes (ourselves as well) shitless, by scraping some markings in the dust and pretending that it was done by a Mummy, and that they were waiting outside the
school to get the kids at going home time.
Somehow we we even manged to tie the story in with a half day holiday because it was too dangerouse to stay till 16:00. In the end both us and the other kids were crapping ourselves for a week at going home time.
school to get the kids at going home time.
Somehow we we even manged to tie the story in with a half day holiday because it was too dangerouse to stay till 16:00. In the end both us and the other kids were crapping ourselves for a week at going home time.
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I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?
Would it be correct to infer from your ad that they dont need to have their own willy then ?
Quote by Martin_MWar of the worlds, as a Kid those pictures in there used to scare the hell out of me!
Best ever album that I have ever bought has got to be "The Doors" still listen to it now.
Reminds me of the old Doctor Who tune that used to scare the hell out of me..........as well as the cybermen.
See story below:-
'A man was sentenced to 180 hours' community service for threatening police with a didgeridoo after shouting: "Come on then. I'll have you," in the traditional British style.
According to UK tabloid the Sun, Ryan Jones, 23, had attacked a friend who he believed had been up to no good with a previous girlfriend.
When the cops showed up they discovered Jones outside the house covered in blood. He immediately issued his shouted threat, rushed into the property and emerged brandishing his enormous Antipodean weapon like a “wild animal that had been caged, pacing around while watching the officers with his weapon raised in anticipation of striking out", as one copper later put it.
Jones was eventually subdued by a combination of pepper spray and wrestling to the ground. He required further pepper spray treatment at the police station.
Upon leaving the court today, Jones said: "I had only just started to learn to play the didgeridoo too."
'A man was sentenced to 180 hours' community service for threatening police with a didgeridoo after shouting: "Come on then. I'll have you," in the traditional British style.
According to UK tabloid the Sun, Ryan Jones, 23, had attacked a friend who he believed had been up to no good with a previous girlfriend.
When the cops showed up they discovered Jones outside the house covered in blood. He immediately issued his shouted threat, rushed into the property and emerged brandishing his enormous Antipodean weapon like a “wild animal that had been caged, pacing around while watching the officers with his weapon raised in anticipation of striking out", as one copper later put it.
Jones was eventually subdued by a combination of pepper spray and wrestling to the ground. He required further pepper spray treatment at the police station.
Upon leaving the court today, Jones said: "I had only just started to learn to play the didgeridoo too."
I reply if you wish...... we all in the same boat (single guys)..... bleatig / moaning about it probably wont endear you to anyone. By the way I am no expert only been contributing on here for a week or two but why should any1 be arsed making you unique if you wont do it yourself? .............sorry 
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Dunno about favourite but the first record I ever bought was "Hit me With Your Rhythm Stick" By Ian Dury and The Blockheads
ops: . Not sure if this should be in the confessions thread tho,
Carl
When I started my first ever job, this song came on the radio as my boss was about to leave the office to start work showing me what to do.
He said hold on until this is finished so we sat back down again and listened to it................Quality tune.
I have just relised the last time I had a shag was the #th of January (date deleted to protect the guilty), normally this would be recollected as a hazy sequence of sexy visual images and a rough idea it was maybe 3 or four weeks ago.
However with modern technology I have found that it is now possible to review in foresic detail every sado aspect of your existance by examining the text messages on the mobile phone.
Has anyone else came to some profound relisations from using these new wondeful technologies.
However with modern technology I have found that it is now possible to review in foresic detail every sado aspect of your existance by examining the text messages on the mobile phone.
Has anyone else came to some profound relisations from using these new wondeful technologies.
ROFL thanks for that
Well I was rather gently asked in a romantic moment all cuddled up
Me - Mmmmm this is nice {cuddle}
Him - Yehhhh....... <pause > ...... We've been together a while now, are you ready to take it up the chocolate starfish yet :twisted:
Me - :shock:
Him - Is that a yes or a maybe?
Me - Errrrr, you've got the wrong lifetime hunny :?
Thoughtful silence
Him - How about tomorrow then?
Fall back to sleep, only to be woken with the ol "broomstick in back" trick :shock:
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Would anyone have advice on what would be the the best way to phrase the question of annal sex to a lady, paricularly if she is of a delicate disposition.
Well I was rather gently asked in a romantic moment all cuddled up
Me - Mmmmm this is nice {cuddle}
Him - Yehhhh....... <pause > ...... We've been together a while now, are you ready to take it up the chocolate starfish yet :twisted:
Me - :shock:
Him - Is that a yes or a maybe?
Me - Errrrr, you've got the wrong lifetime hunny :?
Thoughtful silence
Him - How about tomorrow then?
Fall back to sleep, only to be woken with the ol "broomstick in back" trick :shock:
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I think most people have experienced what you are going through and you have received a good deal of sympathy for this. If you now feel that the best way forward is to get out of the job then that will solve the problem.
If you have to stay for any length of time you may have to reasess your approach to this problem. This would mean taking the grievance procedure seriously and applying it as necessary. People have advised you on this.
I have considered all of the advice seriously and some I have followed. Currently my manager is on his best behaviour as he now realises I will report him. There is alot going on at work which will completely restructure it and I hopefully will be reporting to a new manager. I'm sorry if I sound vague, I work for a very large co. and I'm worried if I say too much it will reveal my identity.
I am also concerned about any effect this will have on any references given to new employers as I am definately leaving, so for now I'm letting thing lay, but as you rightly say I will take it up again if I can't get out or he starts up again.
Thank you to you all for the effort you have taken to write x
My tupance worth for what its worrth and yeh I have been bullied for years with two bosses, but survivied it just ......
1 keep your documentattion going and let him / her know you will record incidents of unprofessional behavour.
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2 Get a consise chronalogical list of all the major issues on one or two pages then lodge a copy of this with HR, this is your defence against them trying to blame your emotional state. No need to get into a discussion just state you are loging this with HR for them to do with it as the see fit. You can also do this verbally if an incident has just happened ( I have) talk , tell the HR people .....say Joe blogs has jiust threatened me 5 mins ago I wish you record the fact that I have said this to you, then walk away.
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3 Refuse to accept swearing or shouting, politely state this should be reconvened for a time when they can conduct themselves in a professional manner (follow up the break off of any calls / diuscussions with an email confirming this comment). Get other people involved whether they want to or not, request HR to state to teh person that you should not be shouted / sworn at.
4 Try and stay clam and detached from the situation It is only a job, it has no real reflection on the real you. If they can not see your good abilities they are the ones that are a pile of shit not you. You have good abilities.... they are just not allowing you to bring them out.###~. DONT FORGET THAT ~###
5 Mentors Upper Mangers, there will be other managers that possibly you could confide in.....Do it and ask their advice on how to resolve it with the least ripples, HR is not the only people concerned about these issues. Even the GM must / will have an interest, could you talk to him / her?
Sorry if this is a bit late and long but been there done it and have the scars to prove it.
Remember item 4 that is one of the most important ones.
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As you have said Constance you are an infrequent visitor and I am sad to hear that you didn't enjoy your visit today. It's not always like this. Yes there are many rooms where all you will hear is "ASL?" "Male looking for bj in xyz location"...
But not all room are like this
A lot of the rooms are created by chat users and will naturally be specific to the name of the room eg " wife swop pics" etc..
I agree there is a bit of a problem with directors when you have people on cam-there is always going to be. We are awaiting a new set of chatroom rules and new servers to update the chat and make it more stable. All I can say at this time is stick with it-it will get better :)
Minx x x
I think Constance description on the whole is quite representative of the rooms, most rooms (and I have visited them frequently) paricularly later at night dont even respond when you say Hi to them most of the discussions seem to be done as privates.
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ever tried a long sensual massage?!?!?!?!?!
Yeh thats the sort of thing I was thinking of but how do you get to the actual question, it doesnt realy casually trip off your tounge when you are being romantic ........kissy kissy kissy then......oh by the way I happen to have found a jar of vasaline, was thinking its a shame to throw it out and.....
