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alljustfun2001
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Right, want to get a lady friend some sexy undies.
1st thought was La Senza but on a visit a cpl of weeks back she said non took her fancy (and to be fair nothing does me on the website) so...
Is M&S 'not special enough' for a Christmas morning?
Thinking very much along the lines of the 'name/ label/packaging' compared to la senza's big boxes and tissue paper. I will add I think they have some v sexy undies particularly the autograph line
Would u just see the M&S label and think no??
Not a fav but thought quite apt (think orgy, club room biggrin )
"Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in" - Michael Corleone Godfather Part 3
I've always like the Jaws boat quote as above and the classic apocolipse now "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
x
Holes in knickers. At least i can argue crotchless lol
Front 1st or back in..... to a parking space u naughty lot.
Chris x
Have u put an ad in the 'photo Ads' section?
Just a tip, ask for phone convo or public drink 1st to ditch the stupid fooking single males who will still respond saying they are a women or have a partner who might play.
good luck x
I'm with you on this 1 but also
Whats your lower age limit wink
hope u are both well and hope to catch up soon. Chris x
I know someone who went in the day, even before it was open I think, and had a look around and chatted with the owners and a couple of others there. Obviously if you are a distance away this might not be possible?
I am not a big club goer but have been here and without getting into a review, which would be v positive btw, I would say i would imagine from a cpl of others i have been to and in knowing of some more a reason might be that clubs often get many regulars, thus is seen as friendly.
Infusion is quite big and I am sure gets many regulars but also a lot of new people on weekends away etc but above all I would say, and this sounds strange, but it is a smart place and v 'open' bright lights big areas etc so some peeps, when u add the 'friends turn up chit chat and go to a small room' side to it just dont care about fancy themed rooms and comfy sociable bar area.
For new people going this has to be the best alongside chameleons from a facilities and 'in your head' what you think it should be like and not small, dark and seedy at all think smart nightclub with extras lol.
Hope this helps x
Always have a bet but then I have 1 or 2 a month on the horses anyway but for the National form, more than anywhere else, often means little so my tip is what I do. 1 of the top 3 'favourites', 1 from the middle pack and 1 50-1 etc complete outsider.
Btw Chelsea Harbour by a couple of lenghts wink
Quote by Freckledbird

I started my budget thread with I don't mind if you vote Labour as long as you can back up your views as to why but Who ever you vote for and particularly if you have voted Labour in the past, please please please take 1/2 hr to read these posts and think to yourselves whether you really want it to continue by voting for Labour again because their record rreally does speak for itself. (and just to make sure dig out last years pay slips and balance that against not just income tax but all the other taxes you payed and ask yourselves if Labour is still the party of the average working class person)

It's none of your business and you can't demand that people back up their views as to why they vote for a particular party. Why would anyone care if you mind who they vote for?
I think you're beginning to sound like a party political broadcast and there's no place for that on this site. confused
I dont demand anything, what I ment is that I have no problem saying if they have made a decision, such as voting labour, and they can give a reasonable and sound 'argument' as to why then they have conviction in that decision and I respect their choice.
My comment was based on that if you made a point and the answer to why didn't make sense based on facts and certainly if it was, just because, they are all the same anyway, it doesn't make a difference anyway, I prefer the colour red to blue or green etc then I would simple point out the facts as to why I believe you are wrong in your decision, mainly because you made a decision based on a whim.
Quote by fem_4_taboo
agree fully sassy,
being in a job where by i have to hold a enhanced CRB i cannot afford to have a criminal conviction, therfore i have to tow the line and pay the dues that the goverment choose to bleed me dry for.
the problem with the political parties at the moment are i cant tell them apart.
im by far a high earner, but just high enough that i pay a 1/4 of my income in tax and NI. and am not entitled to passport benefits.
as a loan parent i would be better off financially not working.
it seems to me their are more people on benefit ( i do not listen to the unemployed satistics cuse thats JUST those on job seekers not benefits) so the ones on the second rung of the ladder re income from employment, are really being hit in the pocket.
i have to have a car to work, i cant afford to not tax insure etc cuse i would then lose my job.
if there were a answer again id love to know it cuse its the law abiding who are constantly being knocked down.
sorry i kind digressed off my own topic there.
xx fem xx

Fem has pretty much said what I was going to say in the budget thread and my 2nd major problem with this country.
So many wankers are happy on the dole and why not, they get free dentists, prescriptions, school meals, child benefit and cheap rent so is it any wonder they have no incentive and the £200 quid they get a month is enough for everything else, their fags, beer and Nike trainers because we pay for everything else through our taxes whilst having to pay with what little else is left for our trips to the dentist etc and to keep the landlord or bank happy. If you earn around 15K, which is millions of people, you no longer have the 10% income tax bracket but pay the same as someone earning nearly double that, you pay duty on your petrol to get you to work along with road tax and you pay the childminder so you can go out to work in the 1st place and add tax on everything else means the actual money taken home is literally just a couple of grand more than the equivalent spent on that work shy happy as larry wanker sitting at home watching their sky tv every hour of the day.
Labour has increased taxes on every aspect of our lives and brought in tens of new ones meaning the ‘everyman’, not the rich people which Maggie looked after, now pays for this country because we are having to pay for the inexplicable waste of billions by them to make things better. See Sassy Sirens post about how much we pay. If you earn about 15k or below you really are better off on the dole (of course morally you don't want to be)
The only point I would disagree with is not being able to tell the parties apart. I refer you to the budget thread and my 1st major problem post with all the sleazy, which is to small a word Labour has given us before you even get to the above and the rest of their policy decisions.
I started my budget thread with I don't mind if you vote Labour as long as you can back up your views as to why but Who ever you vote for and particularly if you have voted Labour in the past, please please please take 1/2 hr to read these posts and think to yourselves whether you really want it to continue by voting for Labour again because their record rreally does speak for itself. (and just to make sure dig out last years pay slips and balance that against not just income tax but all the other taxes you payed and ask yourselves if Labour is still the party of the average working class person)
Flowers and Lost have pretty much covered the foreign worker angle. I have no problem with them and correct, they (most) work their butts off in the unskilled, minimum wage type jobs which they have because the many wankers who are happy on the dole wouldn't and wont do them.
My/ the problem is with the system, we have no quotas etc unlike our equal European buddies that do and as such far to many have been allowed to come and thus the unfortunate leaving school with only the minimum wage path to take or the people made redundant who need to earn money as soon as whilst they get back on the feet and similar now find that they cannot go any work order picking in a factory. Don't blame the Eastern Europeans, blame Labour for letting it happen!
Still working on my 2nd major problem but for a similar view see Sassy Sirens post in the car tax thread!
If I could be bothered to spend, say 10 mins on it this really isnt that hard to predict all the possibilities given that there is only 8 teams left in it!
All I know is its a Liverpool win (again) biggrin
I have been waiting to get on here all night but had to watch Ashes to Ashes and then last weeks straight after on BBC 4 as I missed it lol.
Anyway, I am glad so many agree, never in doubt surprised I have thought of more and actually to tell the truth I thought there would be a few reactive comments about my comments so was going to expand as have been thinking all day lol. But I forgot the green tax now placed on all our cars, what a cracker that is!
1st I'll say I have no problem in saying I'm a blue and in fact no problems if you support Labour, the greens, even crazy lord such bloke if he is still around but what I will take you to task on is if you cannot say why and back it up, most call it a good old fashioned debate, anyway I digress.
My 1st election to vote in was the 97 and it still rings in my head now "time for a change" - well I hope you think again and remember the facts before you stick by your Labour come next election as they have sold you, and me in fact, all up the river right royally but, before I get to that, my 1st major problem of 2 is this.
The Tories in the late 80s early 90s received bad press because of Murdock switching the Suns political view and the emergence of the press of today where we want to know when Paris Hilton burps and thus they were dogged with sleazy (no jokes please) - a gay MPs trip to Hampstead Heath, David Mellor and a Chelsea shirt and John Major being grey and eating peas. You might laugh but at the time it was front page news and a big hand in the changing of the tide because Labour were all young, trendy and brit pop and everyone’s Dad said they were for the everyday working man (and women) and Maggie had only looked after the middle/ upper class but also gave us the Yuppies.
Well compare that sleazy to this;
Dr David Kelly and the dodgy dossier, cash for questions, cash for passports, MPs hidden expenses, Tony’s nice holidays, data after data after data going missing, missing pension funds, Wembley stadium 5 yrs late 4 times over budget, 1000s in fact nearly 3000 foreign prisoners freed into our society rather than deported and then they lost track of them to boot and an overwhelming breakdown in society aided by stupid ASBOs to hide the fact the police are no longer on the streets but filling in forms and then they are to afraid to arrest anyone in case it is politically incorrect, o and David Blunkit having an affair! (and most of that isn't even anything to do with how bad they have been on policies)
Jaymar (not a dig at you btw) but the point why they get elected is because people are stupid, the tories are only for the rich blah blah. People read those points again and say to yourself I am proud to vote Labour because they are good honest people representing the majority of this country, the everyman! Add to that NHS spending, I give you superbugs, Education, I give you parental contributions for equipment, hoodies, chavs and down right little tossers who beat people up and get an ASBO or a safari holiday because teachers can only give detention if the parent agrees!
Flowers (not a dig at you either) those people that think they are all the same, refer to the above points and the Jaymar comment.
The facts (should) speak for themselves!!!
To digress but while I am on 1 just to signify my PC point, just 1 (probably the biggest) example of PC bollocks was that Abu Hamza for nearly 6 years once a week under the freedom of speech and religious views being ok point use to ‘preach’ in the street no less that the West was evil and should be punished. Now if that isn’t incitement to civil unrest, let alone racist what the fook is!
Major problem no 2 to follow but here is a summary to wet your whistles - Labour has sold everyone out because that ‘working class everyman’ now pays for everything.....
Petrol, beer & fags always go up to get some easy money. The pensioners heating allowance is a bonus because we treat them like shit and they are the 1s that have paid the most and the child benefit is somewhat a good thing.
I say somewhat as in the back of my head I cant help thinking of the fact the UK has the highest teenage pregnancy % in Europe and all the silly boys and girls who now treat sex like a kiss on the cheek and it ends up with a council house and a good few yrs on the state with us paying because its to easy.
As for the carrier bag tax, sounds like common sense but who pays, no not the supermarkets who earn billions in profit but us as we have to pay 5p for each bag which is an easy cop out for the supermarkets to say they are doing there bit.
Bottom line is billions have been spent on hospitals, education and regeneration to name 3 and nothing has changed. Superbugs, crime rates rising, millions out of work and the simple cost of living goes up and up and up, green taxes, congestion charges, toll roads, Hip packs for moving house, lottery postcodes for schooling and NHS treatment, police drowning in paperwork, teachers hindered by pc politics etc etc.
And don’t get me started on immigration. And before people start saying things, I am far far from a BNP member and have no problem with immigration but take it back to the very fundamentals and ask yourselves why, that as we are all paid up members of Europe and all countries equal, all the other countries say no or have very small quotas when our borders welcome everyone.
I am sure I will think of more…..
Hiya, heard such great things i'd love 2 come to this 1 please.
(will send u a pm also)
Cheers and take care.
Chris
Not my drunken story but just reading the last cpl of posts about txts thought id share, esp as it was just last night!
Have a lady friend who is a good friend and recently had a few fun nites with, anyway, she went out last night and came home about 2ish feeling v horny and she sent me a text
"wakey wakey, look what i am doing right now, wish it was the real thing" This was sent with a picture of her playing with a vibrator.
Little did she know i had had a very lazy day and just been into a few shops in town but in 1 of them I had lost my phone, basically putting it down on the counter etc. I get a call this morning saying they had found it. Yes, the txt had been opened!
Havent we had i nthe last 2 weeks or so..
The death penalty, smoking ban, abortion and smacking of children?
Hiya, can I be added pls, wld love to come and put some faces 2 names.
Better get me bum in bbw rm again to get reacquainted lol.
Thx Chris x
Hi, can I be added to the list pls.
Really hope people are just holding off until a little later in the yr as this has been a long time coming and, although the manc munch is fooking fab, some have said it almost to big now so come on, what you waiting for.
Thx in advance to Wunderhorse for all the hard work.
Chris x
Can I be added pls.
Going to sound strange this but will be a good excuse to see my Dad lol. (Dean, dont know if Hednesford is a good call or not and if peeps know what they are letting themselves in for but at least plenty of the chase is close by for some after party fun wink )
PS Know a few peeps on the list, hellooo, but promise to get myself in the mids rm more often now back online
Chris x
I agree with the prices being to high along with petrol, on top of just all the other car taxes, let alone the other taxes but just wanted to add this just because its a bit of trivia i have remembered for some strange reason.
Gas and electricity is produced by just a cpl of 'manufacturers', 4 for gas and just 2, if i remember, for electricity and thus the price is pretty much standard.
The country, due to privatisation, is broken into regions and each company owns a home region and for its customers in the the other regions it buys it from the other companies so the theory is that no 1 company can get to big but also companies that own the 'licence' to produce are in the driving seat so that when the tender comes up a bidding war is created. That said, the manufacturing companies obviously use the fact that they are in at the ground level and can offer cheaper (in theory) as a barganing tool against those that are not when 'trading' gas buying between regions and that is why the price in Liverpool for example is different from Norwich.
By the way British Gas are a manufacturer so go figure!
That said, would just point out the biggest name in the industry, British Gas, BT, Tesco etc etc are always the headline to news when in fact it is more often than not indicative of the whole industry i.e. pretty sure a good few other gas companies have put prices up.
With all that said, the simple answer to our stupidly high prices is the good old British tax system of our governments. But what do we do, panic buy and queue up for petrol so we can get to work. In america they set fire to the stations and stayed home!
I agree with the prices being to high along with petrol, on top of just all the other car taxes, let alone the other taxes but just wanted to add this just because its a bit of trivia i have remembered for some strange reason.
Gas and electricity is produced by just a cpl of 'manufacturers', 4 for gas and just 2, if i remember, for electricity and thus the price is pretty much standard.
The country, due to privatisation, is broken into regions and each company owns a home region and for its customers in the the other regions it buys it from the other companies so the theory is that no 1 company can get to big but also companies that own the 'licence' to produce are in the driving seat so that when the tender comes up a bidding war is created. That said, the manufacturing companies obviously use the fact that they are in at the ground level and can offer cheaper (in theory) as a barganing tool against those that are not when 'trading' gas buying between regions and that is why the price in Liverpool for example is different from Norwich.
By the way British Gas are a manufacturer so go figure!
That said, would just point out the biggest name in the industry, British Gas, BT, Tesco etc etc are always the headline to news when in fact it is more often than not indicative of the whole industry i.e. pretty sure a good few other gas companies have put prices up.
With all that said, the simple answer to our stupidly high prices is the good old British tax system of our governments. But what do we do, panic buy and queue up for petrol so we can get to work. In america they set fire to the stations and stayed home!
Took my own advice and googled, well not quite but you know what i mean and doh, there are a few out there lol.
On the durex 1. (tried 2 edit original but to no avail)
It actually lasted for about 40 mins (durex say 20)
It cost on a promo
Good tip about battery changing as they say single use throw away.
It is actually in the bin as the ring snapped, maybe I has heavy handed taking off (Actually it is only a thin ring compared to those on sex toy sites) or a little to big smile anyway, the sex toy websites blurb go on about keeping him hard etc but altimatley it was 1st time using any type of cock ring and think it is a cheap, easy means of being introduced so to speak if you are thinking about a more expensive/ better 1.
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Is there, and if not there should be, a sex toy eview sticky thread?
Durex clit vibrating cock ring
It is 'designed' for 1 use, i.e. last 20mins obviously not long enough battery/ time wise but I have 2 say, at only a cpl of quid its pretty good.
Anyone tried this?
My cock was buzzing long after, is that what a vibrator does for you women?:shock:
Genuine post if only reading like a Q & A. i.e. i dont work for Durex lol
Sorry if there is a sex toy thread but for life of me cannot find it, why can u only search on people mad unless i'm a bit tick.
Probably should have googled it before but can you get these 'clit vibrating cock rings' with normal batteries etc?
NB Pull your pubes out of the ring gents lol
Which is the test for where they put a cotton bud down the eye of the penis? or has someone been fibbing to me.
BTW, when I joined a new doctor about 2 yrs ago and gave a blood and urine sample I had to fill out a form saying which 'diseases' they where allowed to test me against and presumable it would have covered them all but they certainly didnt pull out a cotton bud.
Quote by neilinleeds

sex without kissing is like . . .
*tries to come up with an appropriate analogy*
. . . it's a bit like washing up with boxing gloves on? dunno might still get the dishes clean, but it don't feel quite the same? confused

Sorry to 'hijack' but Neil mate that is the worse analogy I have ever heard, funny though as the 1st thing to go through my mind was, yes you guest it, washing up with boxing gloves on. Now come here and gis a kiss lol
Chris x
The comments on here are all true and particularly those from NWC and welikesglmen but, sadly, how many ads have you seen where it says 8" or bigger only.
Does that mean 71/2 isn't up to the job? of course not and, as with the other comments, it really is down to personality, fun, laughter, being comfortable and simple liking someone as to how much fun you have.
Also everyone I know who has spoken about this or posted in the past has said if they want somthing 'different' then it is usually width or then lenght and that i.e. 6" around or 12" long only comes in plastic from a sex shop because there is no difference between 7,71/2 or 8 to how your fun is going to turn out.
BTW please dont say the difference is 1/2 inch in the examples, you know what i ment lol
Was going to put a really long explanation but then got side tracked with the below issue so nice and simple, i prefer natural/ trimmed/ unshaved etc but really i'm not that bothered tbh, im not going to suddenly stop wink (its the personality that counts biggrin )
My 2peneth worth about a 'repeat' thread is what is the big deal with it?
I think it is a good idea 2 mention a previous thread btw esp if its a logical info, advice type or even was a 'success' before but whatever the subject if people think the thread is boring they wont respond and it will just die but if not, whether they posted before or not, those who didnt see it 1st time get a chance.
Shouldn't reply really but will just add my bit.
You are always going to get time wasters. Sadly, more often going to be stupid guys looking for pics or sexy comments but it happens to every1 and does include single fems and couples from an 'unsure' point as well. Just do the usual 'checks', phone calls etc.
Also, this site has 1000's of members so always going to get higher ratio of timewasters than a smaller site but will end on a positive in that i have met some great people and in fact friends over the last cpl of years and would like to meet more ;-)