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bigit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Greater London
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Warming the Bed
After reading the Sayings post which made me giggle 
I thought i'd try a Questions one. Hope you like peeps :
Is the main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
If a man is standing in the middle of a forest speaking and there is no women around to hear him.... Is he still wrong?
Would a fly without wings called a walk?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you try to fail , and succeed, what have you done?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegeterians eat animal crackers?
I thought i'd try a Questions one. Hope you like peeps : Is the main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
If a man is standing in the middle of a forest speaking and there is no women around to hear him.... Is he still wrong?
Would a fly without wings called a walk?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you try to fail , and succeed, what have you done?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegeterians eat animal crackers?
Warming the Bed
how about...........
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
You got a face only a mother could love
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?
Whilst every girl has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privelige!
You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
You got a face like a pitbull chewing a wasp!
Your so fat your arse is in another time zone!
You got a face like a slapped arse!
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
You got a face only a mother could love
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?
Whilst every girl has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privelige!
You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
You got a face like a pitbull chewing a wasp!
Your so fat your arse is in another time zone!
You got a face like a slapped arse!
Warming the Bed
Hi to all...... I'm quite a novice when it comes to swinging but i'm really keen to learn more. As a single male, swinging seems to be a very hard thing to enter into. I've been told about munches and that it seems to be the ideal way to get a true insight into the swinging scene so hence my post. If anybody knows about an up and coming munch in the essex area that welcomes genuine single guys, i'd more than appreciate the information. Have a good bank holiday everybody!!!!
