blanco's Profile

19 Jul 2005

I used to work on a contract for HSBC and they have a site called Cockfosters always amused me lol

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7 Jun 2005

all I can say is WOW surprised

:o

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7 Jun 2005

No way can we bin morning glory, its one of the greatest pleasures in life, for me it starts the day perfectly, mmmmmmmmmmmm great sex then a shower then toast and coffee and people wonder why I'm so cheery when I first get to work!!!

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6 Jun 2005

not too sure yet you will have to wait and see

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5 Jun 2005

I don't know you from Adam but if you can accomodate I'll be up for it as I've never been there but heard good reports about it

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1 Jun 2005

BLIP BLIP BLIP Splurge
its a Bream feeding on the river bed lol

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27 May 2005

I had a similar problem a few years ago I went to the Liverpool passport office and they wanted to see proof of travel (plus all the usual ID), I explained my reasons for needing a passport the same day and it worked by in the afternoon I was sat in a pub drinking a pint and admiring the photo on my new passport

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27 May 2005

It was a mates birthday last weekend and she had a really shit time so me and a couple of mates have decided that we are going to take her camping to Culumber Park just outside Sheff. Its a well nice place if the weather stays good it should be a blast, by the way out door sex rocks anyone care to join us lol lol

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27 May 2005

mines gotta be dangerous sex, not as in dangling from a bridge but the thought of getting caught like in a cinema or the channel tunnel

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27 May 2005

While I was out in Ghana I got really good mates with one of the medics he told me that it was not unusual for people to come to A+E with bottles stuck up the harris he said the person he saw had 7 up lol lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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27 May 2005

well Sunny here in Sheff as well I'm gonna get a few cans and go fishin for the day, biggrin

:D

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26 May 2005

here Here blue sounds like someone nicked the jam out of his doughnut this morning, that or maybe he is just a bell end!!!!!!!!!!

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26 May 2005

Happy birthday claire have a good un and feel like OJ all day

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25 May 2005

time to sink a few more biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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25 May 2005

THE MIGHTY REDS HAVE DONE IT WHAT A GAME

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25 May 2005

what a match it has got to be the best european game i have watched infact prob the best game this season with exception to the Sheff U games against Arsenal COME ON THE REDS DO IT FOR ENGLAND I DO!!!!!!!! biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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25 May 2005

i have just sent a random Pm to someone and got a really nice response, what a good idea!!
anyway the answers were strong Cheddar and Jerusalem the question is inconsiquential but regardless great idea

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25 May 2005

lol dave

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25 May 2005

Ron just for the picture it gets my vote I think we may have a well desevered winner unless anyone can top it

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25 May 2005

lol looks like I'm doomed for being known for a shit thread but fuck it i don't care, anyone that doesn't like it has no sense of humour and has yellow teeth and as for you marya kiss my :moon:

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25 May 2005

Ok OK I get the picture it was shit MOD block this before I get really slated!!!!!!!!! redface

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P.S lets forget this ever existed

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25 May 2005

oops sorry i sent a PM anyway I'm up for a trip accross the penines just let me know the arrangments and I'll be there, (being off work is great)!! :twisted: :twisted:

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25 May 2005

I have my first Munch coming up shortly the one in yorks, at the moment i am feeling a little bit nervous about it (like you would starting a new job or something) but after speaking to several people on here the nerves are going and being replaced by excitment, keep talking on the chat and in the forums and people will fathom what sort of person you are!! biggrin

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25 May 2005

ok I'll have to have that, did it not even rise a small smile or is it back to the drawing board for blanco sad

by the way don't mince your words will you mad

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25 May 2005

not really a super hero but for the ladies how about buster gonads from the viz?
or am I just clutching at straws now redface

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25 May 2005

thats the funniest thing I've read on here mate well done man!!

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25 May 2005

My boiler packed up the other week, so I did what was needed and called out a gas man, he arrived, and I had to go to work so I left him to get on with the job in hand after I finnished work I returned home and to my disgust I found the gas man in a compromising position with my dog, obviously I was disgusted I ranted and raved about how disgusted i was how it was cruelty to animals i would report him to the RSPCA and the police the gas man just looked at me with an innocent look on his face, I asked him what do you have to say for yourself he answerd..................................... well whats the problem I'm Corgi Registered!!! lol

:lol:

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25 May 2005

An old mate of mine was the manager of GT News in Barnsley, on his breaks/dinner he used to 'borrow' the porno from the top shelf and relieve himself in the toilets. One day he was in the toilets and had just 'popped his cork'when the shop got busy, he rushed out of the toilets and started serving, he started serving someone and held his hand out to get the money off them and noticed he'd got man juice all over the back of his hand. Without even thinking he wiped his nose and pretended it was snot.
This is a 100% true story, I laughed for ages when he told me.
thought I would share that with you, anyone else got any good ones

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25 May 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELLA HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE!!! wink

:wink:

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25 May 2005

how about Ant and Dec give each other a blow job just to prove how much they really do suck, in the mean time i turn the telly off and go to La Chambre!! :twisted:

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