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Lol i remember a night out i had at leeds 2003... I woke up in the morning and there was a policeman in my tent... I was so sure that nothin had happened .... i was still wearing all my clothes... them i walked to sainsburys as the bastard would not leave my tent.... and my cousins were like.... wtf happened to ur neck... it was covered in lovebites...and was my tits and stomach... hmmm why didnt i remember...
Hmm, Kylie has a face like a horse, but then a nice body...Britney is just a pikey. Christina would get it tho if she took all her make up off....Actually would like to see Mr Blondie with one of them, so it would have to be britney as she has the biggest tits.....he aint a fan of fried eggs..
I like the royals, they do spend far too much of our taxpayers money tho. However for two people that are genuinely in love to get married, is that not just a natural succession. Cammilla seems to be a bit like Cherie Blair, they both get bad press as they both look like "ropey trannys", and not like the wives of two of the most powerful men in our country. But hey, I wish them luck...
This view is only for one half of Blondie_cpl.... he hates the royals......lol
This view is only for one half of Blondie_cpl.... he hates the royals......lol
i have the same remington ones, and they are great... I got mines for £25 quid and they are better than my flatmates £100 ghd's. Also Loreal Hot and Straight straightening cream is really good. Try using this and Dove shampoo and Conditioner and I bet your hair will be looking great... XXX
We were out one night and we went to a well known site in the Dundee area..... We sat for about ten mins and a car went speeding past. We then seen it coming back thru the car park and went past us and reversed right back up to our car door.. Are doggers not supposed to keep a distance until you signal with your interior lights . We were quite intimidated as we are new to the scene and knew that this person was being pushy. Were we wrong to leave the carpark? The car then began to follow us as we moved to a site nearby and was seen for the next hour trawling along thru the site. Eventually there were others. But this car had freaked us out, so we found a nice spot and just played by ourselves.....Give us some advice Please!! Was this person being rude or are we just being silly?
:taz:Step one .... go to ann summers
Step two... buy a vibrating cock ring(i think they are about £10)
Step three. Go home and start fucking.... keep it at a low speed (the vibrator not the shagging...)
Step four... Crank it up to full blast.. Keep on top and enjoy your orgasm sweets. Hope this helps.. It helped me
Step two... buy a vibrating cock ring(i think they are about £10)
Step three. Go home and start fucking.... keep it at a low speed (the vibrator not the shagging...)
Step four... Crank it up to full blast.. Keep on top and enjoy your orgasm sweets. Hope this helps.. It helped me
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I was trying to aviod this, even though I did vote for the bench!
Well the weekend was what you could describe as a bit of a disaster! We went to the planned venue on Saturday night through thick fog, down unknown single track country lanes, next thing a bloody sheep ran out in front of us and we had to swerve to avoid it and nearly turned the car over (well maybe a bit of an exageration, but it felt like we were going to turn over).
When we got to the site, it was full and we struggled to find somewhere to park! Within a few mins we were surrounded by cars parked very, very close (ok, I know the car park was full and there was not much room left but they did park closer than they needed to). One car on my side was about three feet away and he sat with his window open smoking his head off, I could have shared his cig he was that close, and the bloke on the other side of the car just kept staring at us! Creepy or what!
After about half an hour we decided to call it a day and drove out only to find the fog had got worse and we didnt know our way back! Eventually we found an A road and followed that back to civilsation! We then found a nice little car park with no cars in and stayed and had fun on our own (no benches though).
We tried again at our usual site over the weekend and I am now convinced that dogging is not for me! I dont know what it is, but I think I have just lost my nerve! The site was fairly quiet for a change and had just two very well mannered doggers, but I just could not make that move! No matter what Mr NWC said, I just didnt feel comfortable in doing anything!
So at this moment in time, I am seriously thinking about whether I want to carry on with dogging or do we now think about calling it a day!
Sorry to be such a damp squid, but not feeling very good about myself at the moment! It may (and hopefully, will) pass but when, I just dont know ............
TO BE CONTINUED
Aww, i feel what you are feeling naughty...
I was out one night and i got all the way down to naked then got freaked out, there wasnt even anyone else there. I think i was just freaked out as it was so quiet and i was scared. But then i think it may be diff if it was more well lit? D wanted to stay but i made him drive home. Maybe its just coz im a baby dogger or maybe i am scared of the dark lol.
