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butters999999
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57

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lol 4 years older and wiser(hehehehe I wish) and I thought i'd take a look around my old haunt and guess what everythings changed! apart from deancannock still here and still embarrassing deers lol
29th good for me Dean hun, and can I bring the girlfriend? She's a Catholic school teacher :shock:
lol yes you would like Cheryl fun and bubbley and a catholic school teacher :twisted:
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well i wondered where Butters has gone...all I know was she was from Nuneaton way...and other one I miss and haven't seen for a long time is Juliet from Sheffield.....both used to post on Well Meet Again thread in dogging........come back girls we miss you..well i do anyway !!!

I'm still alive and kicking! just! lol since I was last on I've dumped my husband, got a new girlfriend and asked her to marry me started a new job, I now control all burials and cremations in Coventry so i've been a bit busy!
It's been months since i've been on and what do I find on my return??? you lot trying to have a party with out me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I be the official SH ash scatterer? I'm fully licensed and trained and have my own ash scatterer to boot! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
You are supposed to have the permission of the landowner before any ashes are scattered but many people don't. Football clubs and the like will allow scattering of ashes but will charge you in the region of £50 for the privilege.
Mine would be the birth’s of my two children but for different reasons, My daughter was born 10 weeks early, one lung hadn’t developed the other collapsed at birth, she had stomach ulcers, bleeding on her brain and was taken away from me the second she was born. 2 hours later the doctor came to us and asked us if we wanted her christened because it was unlikely she would survive the night. I hadn’t even seen her. Then an hour later another doctor came and asked permission to give her an experimental drug, she would be the first child in the world to try it, we had to make up our minds in 10 minutes. What could we do? We said yes and prayed that we had made the right decision. At am I was allowed into a wheelchair and taken to the ICU to see her. She was covered in tubes from head to toe, you could barely see her. I sat and watched as they gave her the medication. I feel asleep with my head against her incubator with my husband at my side. I awoke the next morning fearing the worse, as the incubator was empty, but a nurse came to me and said that she had picked up during the night and had been transferred to another room. To cut a long story short she is now 5 foot 6 (taller then me the cow!) beautiful and a 15-year-old woman who I am thankful for having with me every single day.
As for the birth of my son, it took 28 and a half hours of labour, but he arrived at happy healthy and bonny. Yet both his father and I cried for hours after his birth out of the sheer relieve that he was OK.
I just want to say one thing
YES WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for your patience.
I ended up at the emergency dentist yesterday afternoon after spending the night in the arms of a beautiful, intelligent and funny woman who took me to heaven and back.
I got somewhat over enthusiastic during oral play pushed to hard and ended up tearing the little bit of muscle that connects your tongue to the base of your mouth; I needed two stitches in it!
It's bloody painful and the whole of the underside of my tongue is swollen!
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in the blue ridge mountains of Virginia on the trail of the lonesome pine............
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tell them you got a funeral abroad next day

DONT DO THIS! They are with in their rights to ask for details on the death and check with the clerk of the place where the death was registered. If they do and you are found out it is £1,000 penalty
Has anyone ever tried their mobile phone in times of emergency? Or is that only me???? rolleyes redface :shock:
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actually i find it strangly interesting how the guys seem to have taken more of a interest in this thread than the women :rascal:

Wanders if thats what all are partners will be buying us for christmas confused
Lindaxxx
Poor old Santa will be shake rattle and rolling his way around on Christmas Eve!!!!!
I'll bid a fiver but I'll have to nominate someone else to collect the prize for me if that’s OK lol
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butters
how do you know

Because I use it to stir my tea with dunno
Or did I use it as an emergency rabbit replacement once I cant remember redface
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pinkie back of the right knee does it for me redface

Is that a 'pinkie in the back of the right knee' - or 'pinkie, the back of the right knee'??
Excuse me for asking but what happens with the left knee. Doesn't it feel a bit left out?
Sorry I’ll make it clear, if a person (or myself if I sit on the chair right wink ) rubs the back of my right knee I have an immediate orgasm why I don't know why! lol
Nothing happens with the left knee, not even a genie appears :upset:
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Steady on Butters that sounds paifull :cry:

Yes but think about all the fun of kissing you better! wink
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obsequiously means Excessively eager to serve or obey

Oh wow - so where can I get one of these from then??? :bounce:
I want my own pet 'obsequiously' :bounce: and I want one now :bounce:
I will love it and play with it and hug it and kiss it and feed it sweets and give it presents and me and my obsequiously will be lickspittling happy cool :bounce:
Why did that remind me of Lennie from of mice and men? dunno lololol
it's been about 9 years since I last played rugby, and yes I was a hooker.
We had much more fun then the boy's in the bath afterwards wink
obsequiously means Excessively eager to serve or obey
Well it's not referring to me then!