HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hope you have a great day honey xxxx
29th good for me Dean hun, and can I bring the girlfriend? She's a Catholic school teacher :shock:
lol yes you would like Cheryl fun and bubbley and a catholic school teacher :twisted:
It's been months since i've been on and what do I find on my return??? you lot trying to have a party with out me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try using a menthol sweet on girls and giving a guy a BJ with a mouthful of coke
Can I be the official SH ash scatterer? I'm fully licensed and trained and have my own ash scatterer to boot! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
You are supposed to have the permission of the landowner before any ashes are scattered but many people don't. Football clubs and the like will allow scattering of ashes but will charge you in the region of £50 for the privilege.
Mine would be the birth’s of my two children but for different reasons, My daughter was born 10 weeks early, one lung hadn’t developed the other collapsed at birth, she had stomach ulcers, bleeding on her brain and was taken away from me the second she was born. 2 hours later the doctor came to us and asked us if we wanted her christened because it was unlikely she would survive the night. I hadn’t even seen her. Then an hour later another doctor came and asked permission to give her an experimental drug, she would be the first child in the world to try it, we had to make up our minds in 10 minutes. What could we do? We said yes and prayed that we had made the right decision. At am I was allowed into a wheelchair and taken to the ICU to see her. She was covered in tubes from head to toe, you could barely see her. I sat and watched as they gave her the medication. I feel asleep with my head against her incubator with my husband at my side. I awoke the next morning fearing the worse, as the incubator was empty, but a nurse came to me and said that she had picked up during the night and had been transferred to another room. To cut a long story short she is now 5 foot 6 (taller then me the cow!) beautiful and a 15-year-old woman who I am thankful for having with me every single day.
As for the birth of my son, it took 28 and a half hours of labour, but he arrived at happy healthy and bonny. Yet both his father and I cried for hours after his birth out of the sheer relieve that he was OK.
I just want to say one thing
YES WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for your patience.
I ended up at the emergency dentist yesterday afternoon after spending the night in the arms of a beautiful, intelligent and funny woman who took me to heaven and back.
I got somewhat over enthusiastic during oral play pushed to hard and ended up tearing the little bit of muscle that connects your tongue to the base of your mouth; I needed two stitches in it!
It's bloody painful and the whole of the underside of my tongue is swollen!
HAPPYBIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I quite like it harsh :twisted:
I'll bid a fiver but I'll have to nominate someone else to collect the prize for me if that’s OK lol
It helps to keep me awake at boring work meetings!
Warwick hun you only have to ask ...................................... :twisted:
Who wouldn't be with you????????
Dawn do your bouncing thing please!!!!!!!!
lol do I get to throw your ball into the lineout? :twisted:
obsequiously means Excessively eager to serve or obey
Well it's not referring to me then!