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butters999999
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
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Quote by mattmoleman
You've just been to a greedy girls night at a club. Had your fair share of fun with a group of men at the same time. Would it be so bad if they all wanted to come on your tits at the same time? I'm bukkake doesn't have to be a facial. :sticky:
I've done that mattmoleman and it's great fun, and I would do it again.
Quote by les_southwest
you were in devon godscountry and never stopped for a whats the offers butters can i offer some thing lolbiccie lol :lol:
I love Devon, and one day i'm moving there, once the kids are finished scool (6 years and counting!)
Only if there Custard Creams, they are the only bickies I eat!
Quote by redstilletto
ok go to the bizzare section...if your not shocked there you should be ashamed.... :shock:
ok i looked
and you know i wasnt even slightly shooked
so tell me why should i be ashamed of not being shocked
I agree the only one there to get to me was the pins in the boobs and that's because I don't like needles!
dont come and work with me then
:twisted:
lol I used to work with them every day!!!!
Quote by redstilletto
ok go to the bizzare section...if your not shocked there you should be ashamed.... :shock:
ok i looked
and you know i wasnt even slightly shooked
so tell me why should i be ashamed of not being shocked
I agree the only one there to get to me was the pins in the boobs and that's because I don't like needles!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by sexyann57
Welcome back butters !!!i know you had your reasons for a break and hope you had a nice one .... break that is
luv Ann & Baz xx
Hi Guys!
Good to be back and feeling like me again and not doped up the eyeballs with drugs all the time! I could never become a junkie!
I’ve missed your avatar!!!!! :twisted: xxxx
Quote by Vix
ButBut! You drove thru Somerset and didn't come to see us?!?
Can't blame you, really.
lol Vix hun how the devil are you? If I had been in any fit state I would of called in believe me hun!
But I’m all-better now, can use both arms and legs and everything in between, thank god!
How's that handsome devil of a husband of yours?
I don't know I go off for 6 weeks for rehabilitation (I’ll let you lot come up with your own reasons why I needed it!) and when I come back everything’s changed! Will & Sappho are proud parents (congrats and well done!) blues having a swinging identity crisis, someone’s saying the ad section works! (Never been heard of before!), clare_lincs has lost her specks! And I don’t recognise half the names on the boards any more!
Must remember not to go wondering off again for such a long time!
Must remember not to go wondering off again for such a long time!
OK, here`s a new game for you all.
I`ll start off by presenting a hypothetical situation, someone gives a response and then poses their own "what would you do if....?" question for another person to answer, and so on.
So, to get the ball rolling, what would you do if....................
What would you do if. I turned up at your house in the middle of the night wearing a cow girl outfit and shouting?
I`ll start off by presenting a hypothetical situation, someone gives a response and then poses their own "what would you do if....?" question for another person to answer, and so on.
So, to get the ball rolling, what would you do if....................
What would you do if. I turned up at your house in the middle of the night wearing a cow girl outfit and shouting?
Quote by Eagerslut9
I'm gonna have a smile on my face and a ginormous erection!
So..................I want to be buried on my back with my stiffy poking up through a hole in the lid of the coffin. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
A sort of "horizontal gloryhole"
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Oh! And don't forget to have me embalmed first so's I'll last a few thousand years! :grin: :grin:
How would you like to "end up"?
:D :D :D
I loose count of how many guy's I've buried with a hard on!
1. FULL NAME: Karen
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: none
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Scissor Sisters
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: no
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: Finger of fudge
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: Purple
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: Raining
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: Hubby
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: eyes
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: seems a good person
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: Tried
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Water
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Rum
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: Football and sex
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Blonde
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: Green
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: no
18. SIBLINGS: 3 sisters 4 brothers
19. FAVORITE MONTH: August My best friend coming to stay from the Isle of White
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Sausage
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Valiant (don’t bother!)
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: Christmas day
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: No
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: No, Yuk!!!!!
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: Hugs
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: Chocolate
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: Yes
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND Everyone
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND Everyone ??
32. SMOKE: No
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: Julian Clary’s autobiography
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: Yes !
35. FAVE SOAP : Eastenders (reminds me of home)
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: My children
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Kissing to be clever Culture Club
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: None yuk!
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: None yuk!
41. FAVORITE CAR: My Mitsubishi Delica
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: White Roses
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: 38!!!!
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: Yes up to 5 balls
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Friday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: None yuk!
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY went on the London Eye (shit that’s high!)
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: Yes
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: Re writing two acts of a play
50. FANCY A SHAG: give me half an hour to get this play rewritten will ya?
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: none
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Scissor Sisters
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: no
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: Finger of fudge
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: Purple
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: Raining
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: Hubby
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: eyes
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: seems a good person
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: Tried
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Water
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Rum
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: Football and sex
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Blonde
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: Green
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: no
18. SIBLINGS: 3 sisters 4 brothers
19. FAVORITE MONTH: August My best friend coming to stay from the Isle of White
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Sausage
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Valiant (don’t bother!)
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: Christmas day
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: No
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: No, Yuk!!!!!
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: Hugs
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: Chocolate
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: Yes
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND Everyone
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND Everyone ??
32. SMOKE: No
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: Julian Clary’s autobiography
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: Yes !
35. FAVE SOAP : Eastenders (reminds me of home)
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: My children
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Kissing to be clever Culture Club
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: None yuk!
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: None yuk!
41. FAVORITE CAR: My Mitsubishi Delica
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: White Roses
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: 38!!!!
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: Yes up to 5 balls
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Friday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: None yuk!
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY went on the London Eye (shit that’s high!)
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: Yes
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: Re writing two acts of a play
50. FANCY A SHAG: give me half an hour to get this play rewritten will ya?
