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butters999999
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57

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Quote by PoloLady
American History

Close enough i'll forget the x part of go Polo kiss
okie dokie - right I don't wanna be here all night so an easy one me thinks....
Vincent Vagar
Pulp Fiction
I can make the female of a couple I see gush where her male partner can't I've tried teaching him, but he still can’t manage it, he always seems to stop just before she cums and then I have to sort her out poor thing.
Quote by Sarah1448
Sarah runs in taking clothes off to join Calista in the shower

The thought of that is not helping the rest of us you know!
Quote by Vix
eveybody is friendly here.

I'm not!
Fuck off!
That’s our Vix subtle as a sledgehammer and gorgeous with it lol oh and bow's read the fine print lol
Quote by Calista

What race of people does this guy rule over?
Cx

The Aquaphibians it's stingray and i'm showing my age!
lmao
Your spoiling him Libra, and any way knowing him it wouldn't take him long to bounce back!
We had to have Mc Donald’s Hot Chocolate before we started Libra may be you should try that? It might of been what put lead in his pencil!
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice I think your right...

You think my right what? smile
Just that your right! worship
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Quote by Sexysteph
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Butters you another member of his appreciation society?
ohhhhhhh and Rachel its not his Dukes that normally go up wink

Steph the man performed in the bitter cold butt naked and made my day, hell yes I'm a signed up member of the appreciation society!
Quote by Ice Pie
...some buggers gone and made it...

Shouldn't that be some bugger's...?
bolt
Ice I think your right but to be honest I couldn't care less lol I'd rather have the bugger!
I've been married to a dyslexic for 15 years and I must admit I could read the first post with no problems but that’s because I have learnt how to. My husband was diagnosed in 1983 and has 2 degrees, one in Computers and one in English. Dyslexic people can learn just as well as other people just may be at a slower pace and it's a hell of a lot harder. My husband can’t even have a chequebook because he can't sign his name the same twice! Thank god for chip and pin now days!
You go away for a few weeks to try and learn how to type and when you get back some buggers gone and made it that you also have to know how to spell and use grammar on the site! I might sod back off to Bristol !
Did you also know that it is still legal in this country for a husband to sell his wife at the local inn as long as he has not had sex with her in the previous year and that she fetches more then five UK pounds in money?
Candles, veg, bottles and a loo roll holder and that was just on Tuesday night! :twisted: