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butters999999
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57

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Quote by Plot95
Now Im losin the Plot (lol)

I've got over 5,000 plots any good to you?
I have 5 of the most excellent friends ever! They were the ones who offered to run my kids everywhere when I couldn't drive because of chemo, they are the ones who cancelled going out to stay in with me while I was being violently sick, They were the ones who helped me plan my funeral with laughs and tears and they are the true friends who stuck by me in my darkest hours.
I feel incredibility lucky not only to know these people but to be able to call them my friends.
I've got the first one on this page
If you have never tried glass then your missing out big time!
Quote by KandA
Been on it loads of times
TV 137
Radio 214 making it 215 next week
But whats the big deal?

Well, you're the one who is counting ... so I guess it's you who thinks its a big deal
OK, I'll take that back. I didn't read to the end of the thread and saw that you had realised you'd comer across a bit of a smart arse and had apolofgised
Sorry
K
No probs but can I help it if some muppet at the bbc thinks i'm an expert and offers to pay me money to tell others where they are going wrong? lolol The only reason I know the numbers is because I get paid per episode!
As a mother who has had 6 miscarriages I could never under any circumstances have a termination. As a woman I would defend any woman’s right to have a termination.
New years eve drunk 12 Smirnoff black ice's, 8 double rums, 6 zombie cocktails (Light Rum, Dark Rum, Apricot Brandy, Pineapple Juice ) and 8 buds and was still sober made sure all 12 of my mates go home safe and paid the cub driver and proved him wrong about how much change he had given me.
one glass of wine any colour and I'm flat on my back!!!!! rolleyes
Quote by steve-shireen
Been on it loads of times
TV 137
Radio 214 making it 215 next week
But whats the big deal?

Its quite a big thing for lesser mortals such as myself as it happens so rarely
rolleyes
Sorry Hun never meant it to sound that way! When I think back yes the first time I saw myself on TV it was dead exciting, now days I'm just so used to it sorry! To me it was a job for which I go well paid for so I did it but I have refused to go back for the next series because to be quite honest I can do with out the hassle. One half hour programme is a weeks worth of work. Mind you BBC catering is fab!!!!!
Been on it loads of times
TV 137
Radio 214 making it 215 next week
But whats the big deal?
Thanks Alan although I think I will wait till it warms up a bit before I go doggin again!
I have an open relationship with my husband. He has a partner who I get on well with (in fact she’s down stairs at the moment playing with my kids on the playstation) He meets her 2 or 3 times a month and they have fun and enjoy themselves. I on the other hand enjoy swinging with different people and have a group of 10 or 12 close friends with whom I have fun with. We each do things with our other partners, which we would not do together. We trust each other completely and I love him as much today as I did on my wedding night 15 years ago. He sometimes joins me but I never join him and Dawn, as she is not bisexual which I am fine with. In fact we are her next of kin (only child both parents only children and dead)
Quote by little miss 2hot2handle
yes butters please dont flounce again,
u were one of the first nice people to welcome us naive,young newbies.
we missed u
big hugs n luv's

arr bless you -xxxx-
So I'm back and ready to fill pages with a load of stupid and useless rubbish until I get kicked out this time!!!!!
Quote by dambuster
I will PM you later today cuz I have a date on Messenger in 20 minutes.
I know that. Cockney??? :scared: Please, don't pull ony of that on me, it's a different language, which I don't speak. Sunshine is O.K., not not hun, babe..and crap like that. I think it's too lame.
LOL. Not because of that! I don't mind hugs. They're better then drugs. Look harder. There's a word towards the end.
I was actually planning to, but not anymore. Guess why? It's in your last post.
A brace of Mexicans wow!
I feel so much better and fulfilled now!
So whats your ad number hun? pm me x

Is it because I'm a hugs floozy? I give everyone hugs! It goes with the job!!!
Not the Hun????? I call everyone Hun! it's a London thing!!!!!! We Cockneys call everyone Hun Darling Sunshine or what ever! It's because we can't remember names!!!
OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????
Cool no probs, hey if we keep quoting each other we could have a whole 1960's retro pattern thing going on!!!!!
Don't do it butters - it'll hurt your eyes, look http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/15443/60.html
That was cool! but OK I promise not to continue and not to break the forum lololol
Quote by thecat250
yes I'm afriad its partly to do with bikes, but nickname mainly comes from my footballing skilling. Anyway I'm sounding boring now, so I'll stop
hmmm I see nicknames to the feline creature are also quite popular here...

So we have a goalkeeper amongst us cool!
Hello and welcom -xxxx-
whispers back doh!
I am trying to learn my lines at the same time! That’s my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
Quote by Calista

OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????

This is true .. i'm married to an ex cockney and there are many times I don't understand him .....
oh wait no wait ............................ I've realised it's nothing to do with the cockney bit ....
he's a man :doh: totally incomprehensible to the female of the species ;) anyway LOLOLOL
Scared to ask but how is he an ex cockney? an ex londoner yes but you can never be an ex cockney!
Quote by cu3b4ll
Should I tell them about the coffin in my bedroom???????

Tut Tut! You shouldn't smoke in bed wink
Never smoked in my life, my coffin has a lovely purple satin lining
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
I will PM you later today cuz I have a date on Messenger in 20 minutes.
I know that. Cockney??? :scared: Please, don't pull ony of that on me, it's a different language, which I don't speak. Sunshine is O.K., not not hun, babe..and crap like that. I think it's too lame.
LOL. Not because of that! I don't mind hugs. They're better then drugs. Look harder. There's a word towards the end.
I was actually planning to, but not anymore. Guess why? It's in your last post.
A brace of Mexicans wow!
I feel so much better and fulfilled now!
So whats your ad number hun? pm me x

Is it because I'm a hugs floozy? I give everyone hugs! It goes with the job!!!
Not the Hun????? I call everyone Hun! it's a London thing!!!!!! We Cockneys call everyone Hun Darling Sunshine or what ever! It's because we can't remember names!!!
OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????
Cool no probs, hey if we keep quoting each other we could have a whole 1960's retro pattern thing going on!!!!!
Quote by little miss 2hot2handle
I have the undertakers theme music as my ring tone!!!

thats awesome, butters u are well into the darkside!!!
u rock hun!!!! kiss
Should I tell them about the coffin in my bedroom???????
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
That's cool. I have the Soviet Union Anthem, cuz I'm trying to learn Russian!
I have the undertakers theme music as my ring tone!!!

I'm just trying to learn my panto lines!!!
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
I know that. Cockney??? :scared: Please, don't pull ony of that on me, it's a different language, which I don't speak. Sunshine is O.K., not not hun, babe..and crap like that. I think it's too lame.
LOL. Not because of that! I don't mind hugs. They're better then drugs. Look harder. There's a word towards the end.
I was actually planning to, but not anymore. Guess why? It's in your last post.
A brace of Mexicans wow!
I feel so much better and fulfilled now!
So whats your ad number hun? pm me x

Is it because I'm a hugs floozy? I give everyone hugs! It goes with the job!!!
Not the Hun????? I call everyone Hun! it's a London thing!!!!!! We Cockneys call everyone Hun Darling Sunshine or what ever! It's because we can't remember names!!!
OK then whatsit I'll remember never ever to call you Hun again!!! worship And most of London doesn't understand Cockney!!! So Ugly gone to pm me????
Quote by shireen-steve
Thats not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to meet him too! and the Undertaker my fav!!!!!

Ooohhh and Edge..... and HBK.... I could go on and on... lol
Shireen
As long as you don't mention Bradshaw he is a very nasty man off screen as well as on
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
LOL. Not because of that! I don't mind hugs. They're better then drugs. Look harder. There's a word towards the end.
I was actually planning to, but not anymore. Guess why? It's in your last post.
A brace of Mexicans wow!
I feel so much better and fulfilled now!
So whats your ad number hun? pm me x

Is it because I'm a hugs floozy? I give everyone hugs! It goes with the job!!!
Not the Hun????? I call everyone Hun! it's a London thing!!!!!! We Cockneys call everyone Hun Darling Sunshine or what ever! It's because we can't remember names!!!
Quote by 2BIG2HANDLE
this thread is amazing,
The only Mexican I know of is Eddie Guerrero

and butters i met him^^^^ last year for my birthday (yay me, i ro>><<ors)
also met john cena too.......
....but i guess no one either knows or gives a fuck....
...but i had to add something to this thread.
Thats not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to meet him too! and the Undertaker my fav!!!!!
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
I was actually planning to, but not anymore. Guess why? It's in your last post.
A brace of Mexicans wow!
I feel so much better and fulfilled now!
So whats your ad number hun? pm me x

Is it because I'm a hugs floozy? I give everyone hugs! It goes with the job!!!