I did about 2 hours ago at work......................
I don't remember any sleeping going on ..................................
But it was my belated birthday bash I had to drink the drinks bought for me or it would of been rude!
Thats my story and i'm sticking to it!
I had a wonderful night out last night, in a limo with my 5 best friends had 3 glasses of champagne in the limo, then went on to have 2 chocolate vodka shots, 12 ice's 2 zombie cocktails and I was up for work at 7 been checked the cenotaph for the parade this morning and now I’m back at home, texting everyone to say sorry for texting them at 3am this morning. I’ve got a massive headache any suggestions to help with the head and the bottom of the parrots cage taste in my mouth still after cleaning my teeth 20 times !!!!!!
I never was afraid of Daleks I could always think of something to do with their sink plungers…….. :!:
I love this place! I've been away all day being a grown up in a business suit collecting an Investment in People award and yet I can come back here and be a lunatic within minutes!
Warwick I’ll happily come round and keep you company hun but I prefer other things to poles xxx
Flirty what have I told you about sharing other peoples carrots?
shane2 at least I know you would recognise me away from the board!
Hold on I go out for a night and someone dreeses up like me to fool Flirty! Flirty didn't you ask to see their carrot stew? you could of guessed from that it wasn't me!!!!!
I'm free Monday night and I could bring my carrot stew with me.............
The little blue smurf sat on your shoulder
I remember watching crazy horse play a damm good footballer he will be sadly missed.
Warwick we all know your mad as a hatter son!
scary thing is I own 3 baseball caps!
Have any of you three taken the sane test yet? Because if you pass then I’ll have sex with the lot of you at once in Trafalgar Square!
Insanity must be your middle names!
Pleased to meet you my name is Lucky Brandy butter-Tinsel
And we all know who lives in wigan!
The men with the white coats will be making a visit later, go with them nicely boys .....
and your only 3 away from 600 now!
I have plenty of plots hun enough room in my cemetery for the next 10 years so around 1,000 plots left!
2 coat hangers, 3 buttons 1 battery and a stocking! Mental note must clean out sofas more often!
HAPPYBIRTHDAY!!!
Have a good one x
Undertakers and I know quite a few!
There are approximately ten million bricks in the Empire State Building
Did you ever wonder what the WD in WD-40 stands for? The name was lifted right out chemist Norm Larsen's laboratory notebook. On his 40th try, Larsen finally got it right. Hence the name WD-40. It literally means Water Displacer, 40th try.
:lol: :lol: maybe i could offer a foot massage instead......
any chance he could lend us an outfit for the next sex maniacs ball?
