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ceeyelljay
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 66
Bi-curious Male, 66
UK

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Quote by nostringsluton
what i don't get on there you get a couple called Sexysue dashing_daisy bigtitdawn or something on them lines.. with a photos of a very nice naughty woman as profile photo.
you see they got a cam so you thinking yets check this minx out.
and it turns out to be some overweight bald dude wanking on cam.
It made me spit my fosties out this morning :sad:

rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::lol2:
And on top of all the kind words and advice which are already on here I am sending you a Great Big Hug. Glad they didn't hurt you.
My mom is in a box by my tele - I can't bear to put her in a cupboard. I'm supposed to scatter her with my Dad when he goes - but he has married again!!! What confusion!!! as for me - I live in the Lake District but would like my ashes to be scattered somewhere really busy and full of life - I've had enough of peace & quiet!!!
it's much more fun to start off gently - like this thread - then explode into madness and misunderstandings - like this thread - and then calm down and change the subject - like this thread!!! The bitchin thread also on here doesn't do it!
But hey - don't you think a lot of these threads are a load of mushiness?? Is that what the meets are like - everybody all pally and chummy until someone has had enough and wips their knickers off? Or do you down the plonk and get it on? (I'm a newby - how do I know????)
I've been on here only a little while and I had began to think you were all in some lovey clique and no one new ever had a chance. But this thread has made me laugh so much (even tho I did only get to page 4 and skip to the end!!!) You are all so funny - and real! Vive la difference! (or some such french thing!!!)
mmm non-consensual sex with another woman maybe? I'm sooo bi-curious and that idea really is appealling!
mmm - horwich??? I lost my - em - 'innocence' in horwich - to a horny georgraphy teacher!
wow - wish I knew you better Mal! Hope you find someone to go with and be sure to have a great time!
I'm in the minority or a novelty?
Can I not share if I have no-one to share with you??????
Hi there - another new one!
question - is everyone on here part of a couple??? Am a singleton and not sure if I'm out of place?