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celticq
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
UK

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The highlight of our day at work is always when someone is "unloading on the forecourt"
Quote by M1ssVery
I dished out £130 every six weeks (x6) for laser treatment to do my underarms and my ladybits..and I don't mean just bikini area..i'm talking LADYBITS!!!!!! :eeek:
So my conclusion is, for permanent effective results..fork out some ££ and go industrial strength..preferably somewhere recommended. You will love the results!

I know that hair removal is a subject close to many SH forumites (Warwick, please step forward and take a bow) and as I've turned 40 and appear to be morphing into Mr Tumnus, its something I seem to be investing more time in, IPL seems like the way to go.
Miss Very - would be interested to hear your recommendation on a good place as I suspect they do vary quite a bit.
Also did you launch straight into having your front garden done or did you start with the pits and work down?
I'm sure this must have been mentioned before - but please bear with, as I have been camped out for several years, in a postcode not covered by SH, and only just heard of Shrep this morning.
My simple understanding is that if you are Shrep you get to snog Cameron Diaz and live happily every after with Antonio Banderas wearing a pretty cool hat. No?
CQ
Quote by MikeNorth
A popular choice when we have had similar threads before was:
My Neck, My Back (dirty version) by Khia.
Regardez ici:

Ahhhahahh. Just clicked that link. Bloody hilarious. That would be really off putting.
wave Helloooo
Glad to be back.
Forgot to mention Laid by James as great track. "the neighbours complain about the noises above".
Its really my morning after song - but its also a great night before track - not sure if this is because I have got the hots for Timmy Booth though.
I was lost, but now I'm found
I'm moving on up now
Out of the darkness
Sorry - nothing to do with the Beatles.
Sneaked in for a look around. I see the old place looks pretty similar. The showers look the same anyway.
On most other sites I'm Celtic Queen but for some reason that didn't seem appropriate for SH when I joined it seamed too lipsynchdragsuperstar. I have always meant to change to a capital C & Q as the small letters implies a subbyness that's not me at all.
In real life I'd quite like to change my name as many people think I'm a boy.
I'm not a boy. rolleyes
Maybe we should have a new category "swinging tea dance" for socials that have no frisson whatsoever?

Le thé dansant certainly doesn't lack sexual tension. A Lagsong Souchong and an afternoon of Argentine Tango create a certain frisson.
(or in my case a certain amount of friction)
CQ
Come wondering back from the wilderness and had to go back 5 pages to find a topic I know anything about.
Absolute Booze Snob
Totally agree about the Hendricks the bestest gin by miles. Perfect for sipping from the finest bone china.
However - have often used the quality formula
volume x strength / price = best
Back in the day Old Brown Sherry beat even White Lightening and Mad Dog 20/20 into a pukey pan when it came to pissedness per pound.
Good Times, Good Times.
CQ
For many of us having hot nuts exploding in our eyes is not really that unusual an experience.
Hi Sarah.
Thanks. I love Fairy Gothmother. They have parted me from much cash in the past. But that is not the place.
After over an hourI of searching I've found the place I was looking for.
It is called the Fortress - but it was near impossilbe to locate on Google.
Its closed from the 25th November until 8th December sad
Sorry to come rushing in with questions questions questions. I'm desperately looking for a shop fairly sure its in Camden. Thought it was called Fortress. They sell corsets and general fetish and BDsm stuff.
They used to sell a range of pumps and I'm sure they were called PumpHouse. I know they have previously exhibited at BBB and LFF.
I've Googled it to death and cannot find any info. They are listed on the London Fetish Scene site but its been down for 2 days! Leaving London in 2 hours have promised someone a gift. Cannot find their bloody site.
Does it ring anybells with anyone ?
Cheers
CQ
Even though I come from the "move the arse to find the pants" rather then the "pants to find the arse" size of behind. I still think thongs are more comfortable than big pants.
I'm a sucker for expensive undies - but whilst I don't mind paying £50 or £60 for a bra (it is after all a piece of stuctural engineering) I really grudge paying the £30 for the matching knickers (especially if its just little scrap of silk).
Like many users I deliberately don't have my profile filled in - in order to discourage people from sending unsolicited PM's. Lord alone how many you must receive is you do have some info there.
I agree that if you are contacting someone else you should have completed your details, its just a waste of everyone's time. But if you are only using the forum or chat room (or just sitting here minding your own business like me) then I see no need.
I suspect that forum member who completed there profile way back when there was no option for age or sex or any other information and who are not actively looking for meets will see no point in changing their details.
Cheers
CQ
I had someone respond to my ad once who moved to Mongolia before we managed to meet up :shock:
Recently had an e-mail from him I think he's in Kuwait now so he is getting closer to home. I shall consider him local if he gets back to the same continent.
(yes I've considered the possibility that he changed his mind about meeting up)
Had completely forgotten about this - until reminded about it on Saturday.
Now I'm excited all over again!! biggrin :D :D
And is everyone dressing up!
I've got my platforms and glittery eyelashes (which to be honest I'd be wearing even if it wasn't a 70's theme) but just wondered if anyone else was doing the Boogie nights thing?
Me me me me me me! This has just been pointed out to me. I'd love to come along.
Cheers
CQ
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Thanks WBB, you can collect your reward from my new gaff in Mayfair

Only trouble is you can't log on with a W1 postcode. I had to run accross the Westway to get in!
Hi can I go on the list please. I'm getting back into a Munchie mood at the moment.
Quote by Happy Cats
Mind you half my family are scousers

The 1/2 that could swim? lol
Well congratulations to you both.
Never managed to get my name down so quick before. I'm always on the last page of Munch lists. But I'd really love to come along to your SHwedding Munch if I'm allowed.
I would like to volunteer for the role of "person who makes sure there is not too much whiskey left behind the bar at the end of the evening". Its a big job but I feel I'm upto it!
Cheers
CQ
I was thinking about getting that mascara so thanks to WBB for saving me nearly a tenner. I can barely manage with the normal kind without making it any harder for me.
My most recent waste of money was those curling tongs that you push and curl. Bloody useless (unless you only want to curl the bottom 3 inches of your hair). Waste of £25 for sure mad
So am I right in thinking that a space man is the internationally recognised symbol for THE and a barbie on wheels is the piccie for OF.
Any particular reason?
confused
You are quite correct
Charlie Hand
THErmals (with NO MALS!)
CHOCOLATE FACTORY
Don't know how to do The
George's Marvelous Medicine
(Though I must admit I've would never have recognised, nor indeed heard of the band!)