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chris86
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 38

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Quote by Clare and Steve
Definately go back to the never know if you leave it it might fall off :shock: :giggle:

The thought of that is just terrifying... :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
in that case bugger him lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Here's a though, now obviously i don't know you so have no idea of what you get upto in the bedroom but.....
what about if shes 'does' you first, scrap the 69 lol take it in turns, shes does oral on you first during whch time you do not touch her then you can have your go after.....just a though sorry if it already been tryed :lol:

Maybe she prefers to cum first? wink
Quote by mr filth
Do women cum ???? :shock:

lol great stuff! :thumbup:
fifth time lucky for me, it has to be said though there was some very good distractions. Thats my excuse and im sticking to it! innocent
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Exactly, esp as a neighbour works in there!!

Would have not been good then, not exactly what id want to happen thats for sure!
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Would you care to share those pics with us ??????? lol :lol:
Only asking..........as you do like.....

Well this is as tame as it got, smutty pic wise anway...... The rest included toys, differernt clothing, different places, different positions, different people redface rolleyes :giggle:

Ok thats as tame as it got but still you dont want the staff at boots taking a look! :lol:
that is very lucky! Because no doubt that the workers wouldn't have minded checking the whole stick and stumbling across your smut!
when i get more into this i dont think that distance would be a problem at all to see a friend.
Quote by Joanne-ish
I can touch my nose with my tongue and can also bend it in half and make it stay there .
Works wonder i am told....................................... always on the look out for a guy that can do the same lmao

Bend your tongue in half and make it stay there! Now thats something i wouldn't mind seeing! surprised
Quote by kazswallows
I can fire maltesers from my redface lol

Interesting party trick there! :thumbup: reminds me of that ending of one of the Phoenix Nights episodes. "Where'd that one come from!? She only had four!"
echo what everyone else said, hope it goes well and you get what you want biggrin
Quote by TallFunLondon
Last week i watched 'The Butterfly Effect' on sky and a mate at work randomly watched it on dvd the same evening - dicussing it the next day he started talking about the ending - didn't have a clue what he was talking about - turns out the ending and few other scenes were completely different.
Very confusing - one ending left you happy the other sad - guess the sad one was the directors cut and the happy one the studios!!

Exactly the same here! Few of us watched the dvd at a mates house, a couple others watched it on sky, hence complete anarchy! lol
All a money making racket! I love it when an advert comes on the tv...*puts best narrator voice on*...."NEW to dvd, JAWS! See what you have never seen before on the tv or at the cinema. This new release comes with 10 minutes extra, an extended version of the classic. More human death than you could ever imagine in just ten extra minutes. You won't want to miss this! Out now for !"
Now i dont know if jaws has been re-released i was just using this as an example! :P
Hey everyone, joined on thursday and i was just wondering if anybody could mentor me on using this site and other things? Could you pm if so? Cheers in advance,
Chris
like the majority have said they are just a fact of life, something that im not bothered about to be honest.
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Hi chris
Welcome and have fun!
Youll be addicted soon! biggrin

I hope so! :D Thanks for the welcome, ah well off to work now :cry:
right cheers just read that post and sent a pm to mal. Once again thanks
Chris
Hello everyone as the title says im new here on the forums, saw the good conversations you people had on here so i thought that i'd register. Once again hello and hope to chat to most of you in time.
Chris