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clinguist

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26 Aug 2009

Hi,
Best way to get to meet people I guess is to not lurk biggrin

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Recently separated from my wife of far too long, so young (not really) free (my rates are very reasonable) and single (woohoo) again :D
Rather than dive back into the whole relationship thing again, I am hoping to spend my time having fun with nice people and make a bunch of like minded friends along the way too. Mostly at the moment I am craving the company of a nice lady for fun and snuggles (awww). :D
I think my user-name hints at one of my favourite activities smile

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Look forward to chatting and hopefully meeting some of you.

22 Jun 2006

isn't that just like furries.. only he has dressed as a seal essentially smile

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22 Jun 2006

Quote by de_sade

Are you organising such an event? If so, wait for my return in autumn. I would make a great Valkyrie* and could show Markz how men can be !

Hey, why not go the whole hog and organise a whole series of such events FFS. We could have :
Yankee soldiers and the Vietcong
Night-club bouncers and solitary female
Nazi Stormtropers and the Jewish refugees
Policemen (+truncheons) and the drunken party-goer
Ted Bundy and the College Co-eds
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Sorry, I don't think this is a suitable subject for such jocularity. mad

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Killjoy? Possibly but this is how becomes viewed as less than how serious a crime it actually is. Fortunately I can differentiate between fantasy and reality, but there are some people out there who can't.
Making the situation of something to laugh and joke about simply perpetuates the myth that is not that serious a crime.
It is.
Tania you should be ashamed of yourself.
De_sade
and what I was suggesting wasn't that sort of thing. Yes in history it wasn't very nice, but I wasn't saying to re-enact such a thing accurately. If a group of people all get together and decide to have sex together thats fine, so what is wrong with dressing the men as vikings and the women as wenches whilst they are doing it? As I said as well, to facilitate the mechanism of saying no to somone you don't fancy the wenches could have a rolling pin to hand to enable them to stay in character and say no, of course simply saying no would be valid too and the viking would have to go elsewhere.
Some women may like the scenes you suggested as long as there is control and it is not out of hand, I have seen adverts for people wanting a group of men to use them as a pseudo sex slave, done in the proper and correct way it's enjoyable for all with the right people.
It's not going to be everyones cup of tea which is why not everyone does it but, some people it is.

21 Jun 2006

Quote by lavabubble

also isn't such monitoring activity illegal unless notice of it is written into your contract and/or the company informs you it's being done. Unless a suitable court order has been issued ?

They should issue you with an AUP - acceptable use policy and ensure that you sign it, most firms who have AUP's usually withold net access until you sign one.
The easiest way to assess whether or not you should be on a site at work is whether or not you would let (your) kids look at it at home - if its not that innocent then should you be risking viewing it at work?????
one of my roles at work is the administration and maintenance of the content filtering system.. so I actually have it written into my contract that I can look at porn in work smile

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Even if you sign an AUP that doesn't permit the company to directly monitor your connection, they could possibly see where you went but not what you wrote or read, and even then I think they would need approval to do so. It's certainly a big can of worms.

21 Jun 2006

to try and bring a lighter note to this thread....
how about instead of pondering R*** fantasies (I don't like the word let alone the act).. a group of fun friendly people get together, in period dress and re-enact a viking raid smile

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But without the burning or stabbing...
Ladies all dressed as maidens with long braids, and the men as the viking raiding party :)
would be more of a fancy dress orgy than anything else, and a damn fine excuse for some mead :)
obvioulsy maidens could ward off unsuitable warriors with a suitiable rolling pin, but yeild to the ones they don't mind a good pillaging from?
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I am so getting flamed for this arn't I ? biggrin

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21 Jun 2006

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it's an SSL Proxy, so you get SSL cyphered data to your machine and unless there is a keylogger or monitoring software on the system the network traffic is complete garbage to anyone looking at it.
also isn't such monitoring activity illegal unless notice of it is written into your contract and/or the company informs you it's being done. Unless a suitable court order has been issued ?
there are ways an means of stopping people using msn/websites the company don't want you too and they are a lot more upfront and probably cheaper than monitoring your staffs private activities.

21 Jun 2006

technically isn't it a self Nerfing thing? is forced and against the recipients will, so if they are fantasising about it, technically it's not ?
I have a good friend who once had a girl friend who wanted him to sneak into their bedroom whilst she slept/pretended to sleep and then would fight him whilst he had sex with her. She would ask for this before hand and was one of her fantasies.
Very odd, I certainly think it would turn me off sex with a woman if she was fighting me, needless to say he isn't with that lass anymore smile

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Perhaps it was a poor choice of words by the chatroom instigator ?

17 Jun 2006

Flying out tomrrow early afternoon... anyone interested ?

17 Jun 2006

Quote by ls
hope all the comments here havnt put u off this site !!!
i know many women on here (me included) who meet married men, some women prefer that
personally i dont mind if the men i meet r married or single, and although married men sometimes do hav limited time its fairly easy to work round that
im married and meet both married and single men and only once had someone who wudnt meet cus of that (i always say im married straight away)
good luck
ls

Not at all.
I am a very tenacious person smile

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(but in a good way :) )
thanks for the post tho

17 Jun 2006

Quote by curvy-gal
Iand to this day (as far as I am aware) no one but us knows what happened.

Now this information is available to half a million SH members!!
Congratulations! :P rotflmao

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Ay but you see, you only know that something happen, not when, who or what exactly :P :P :P

17 Jun 2006

dunno why, but ladies with baseball caps on an a pony tail poking out the hole at the back certainly gets my attention... Tho a lady with a baseball cap just ontop of her head ... phwoarh....
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16 Jun 2006

I am not well versed with webcams myself BUT, before spending any money you may be able to use what you have. If you have a Digital Camcorder (DV) you could probably hook this upto your laptop and use that, Or if you have a digital camera use that. Have seen a few of those tout "webcam" as a feature.
May not solve your situation but if you already have them, doesn't hurt to look and see if you already have one, just in a different guise.
HTH

16 Jun 2006

I can fully see your point, it does require thought and being careful. I have in past many years ago had a sort of arrangement with a friend from college, we have never had sex, but pretty much everything but that.
Meeting up was always a little tricky, but in some ways this added to some of the fun, and to this day (as far as I am aware) no one but us knows what happened. It is possible but obvioulsy nowhere near as flexible.

16 Jun 2006

Quote by curvy-gal
yep cock shots are a bit dated...
If you're not comfortable with putting your face pic on... why not put a head and shoulder pic on and blury your face a little bit.. at least then we can see you're not an ogre or something lol

Good idea... not an orge.. ah.. there might be a problem smile

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does it matter if I photoshop it to at least get the skin to not be green ? :) :)

16 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m
i hate having my picture taken, but i could never consider having a cock shot instead of the shampoo shot (head and shoulders for those who dont understand me)
i can understand your reluctance to have a face shot at this moment in time, but from what i have read in other posts on the forums, cock shots are two a penny, and it takes something special to make the ladies of this site take notice
take a fools advice, show to the good people of here your personality and humour via the forums, when you are more confident, add a face pic, it would go a bit further to showing your sincerity, rather than using your pics to say "here is a pic of my cock, now which of you ladies cant resist me?"
of course, i know bugger all, im still learning what you lot are about the following posts will help to educate me lmao

Thanks for the advice, I was under the impression that cock shots werent the way forward, I would imagine thow one or two in there for those that are intested, but a few pics of your other attributes woudl be more useful. Would you recommend if say a full bodied shot to be naked or just boxers or some such ?
Oh and RE Face pics.. you may want to rethink your face pic on here.. makes you look a bit like a psycho or something biggrin

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16 Jun 2006

Being new here I haven't got round to adding any pictures to my profile yet. I was wondering however do people on here consider this an important thing when they look at someones profile ? Do you loose all interest if there are no pictures?
What sort of pictures have most effect? I am a little shy, so a face shot is out at the moe, but nude body shots or cock shots are OK, do you think a profile which exhibited these kinds of pictures would improve your opinion of it?

15 Jun 2006

Quote by curvy-gal
Without judging you it seems like a bit of a communcation problem to me...I found that it was much easier to talk about fantasies (with my ex) when we were horny and even the thought about talking about it in a general conversation made me really scared! lol
Does your wife know that you come on this site? It seems like you'd like to swing with her but the problem is is that if you are coming online to SH without her knowing or consenting, the longer you do this the harder it will be to involve your wife and the less likely its gonna happen for you and your wife.
Sorry to be nosey but I'd love to have a long term swinging partner/boyfriend and from a females point of view i really dont think you should give up on your wifeespecially when she has shown SOME interest in it.

She has in past talked about it when not mid shag, but then backpedals at other times.
She doesn't know I have come here (only been here a few days smile

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) she would see me looking at anything like this she will take as me leaving her, she tends to overreact to anything and worry about everything.
I would too.. and I am not.

15 Jun 2006

Quote by little gem
Why ask a question where you already know deep down the answer of what you should be doing? If you really didn't care about your wife then you wouldn't have asked all us to chip our tuppence in and then given reasons to supposedly justify things. Thats what gets my back up. We all have reasons for one thing or another but not everyone needs to purge their own guilt via public hanging. If you're going to do it, declare your status so everyone else can have their personal preferrence and just darn well get on with it. each to their own.

Ummm, I think you have mixed up my posts and those of the original poster smile

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Somone else posted the question I was posting my view on the subject, and then explaining my reasoning. :)

15 Jun 2006

Quote by curvy-gal
So would your wife not like to be involved if she is aware of your interest in the activity??

She is a bit of an odd lass. Her past experience was when I dared her to flash a friend, and we had a night of bare breasts and groping, followed by great sex when we got home (alone), she said she enjoyed that. But that was when we 1st married, now she seems to change her mind like her socks.
She told me a fantasy of being watched during sex, and when I have suggested to try to act her fantasy out she has claimed that fantasies are just that because you don't do them. Several of my far more involved fantasies have excited her during sex, but she never wants to go further or try. She also says she likes things to be spontanious and not planned, which pretty much means never happens.
She can also be a bit prudish at time, but then other times more fun and frisky. I have tried to convince her that we should attend a swinging club and see what it's like, perhaps try a room by ourselves (with on-lookers) so far not looking likely.
All in all she has at times left me extremely frustrated when she has told me she would like to try something in all seriousness, but then when it looks like I might be able to arrange it, she denies it all.

15 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster

My wife is quite well aware of my interest in the activity, . . . . . .

So - is she "in the know" or not "in the know" ??????????????
As of yet, I have done nothing, but thats not your question. smile

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No she isn't "in the know" she just knows I like the idea and would like to try

15 Jun 2006

Quote by celestria
"Things" will never improve at home while you're putting you energies into your "swinging" life rather than sitting down with your wife and working through your problems. Surely that's easier than standing in a divorce court and having your swinging life dragged into the proceedings because your wife found out?
How can she decide to "join in" if you're not telling her what you're doing? How does she know that you enjoy swinging and that you want her to be a part of that life unless you communicate that with her?

It's quite a complicated and long winded tale that I am not going to recite here, I am putting my energies into my home life, I have no "swinging" life as such to speak of at the moment, the time I spend at home, alone, without my wife is when I am on here or doing other things, when my wife is actually present/availible/not asleep in bed I am with her, and trying to resolve things. The swinging would take a backseat and only take place at times when I would otherwise not be with my wife, I am not going to make special time to go out and do it.
My wife is quite well aware of my interest in the activity, and has many years ago had a very very very brief foray into it. I am slowly trying to convince her that it's not a horrible nasty thing to do and could be jolly good fun, so hopefully one day in the none too distant future, this alias will disapear and be replaced with a couple's alias, well that would be perfect. I myself am obvioulsy interested in trying it out as my presence here shows, who knows I may change my mind and not like it.

15 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird
I agree with what Neil said, above.
If you choose to deceive your wife, fine. If you choose to be honest or lie to the people on here who may or may not be potential playmates, fine.
But don't insult us all by trying to justify what you are doing. It's cheating whichever way you look at it.

I wouldn't have thought being honest and open about my reasons was an insult. What I have said is my own reasoning, it makes sense to me, at this time, I am not sayin git is right for all. As I said it's not perfect, I don't deny it's wrong, and as such I am honest and upfront with the people who my deception may involve.
My choice doesn't sit well with you, that is perfectly acceptible, you're not me, we are different people after all, but I am not trying to insult anyone.

15 Jun 2006

It may not be swinging but I wouldn't say it's an affair either.
EG, I am not happy in my life at the moe, don't see eye to eye with the wife on a lot of things, my view of sex is something fun to do with others (like wrestling but less painful smile

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). Now I have thought long and very hard on what to do with my life. I could end the marrage and walk away, but this affects others, namely my kids who I love very very much.
OK, so the answer is don't seek out friends to have fn with, but in that case I am left in a not very happy place slowly going crazy, I need a release. I don't believe in an afterlife, or reincarnation so I want to enjoy my stint here and not waste it if at all possible. This keeps me sane, and happy, if I am happy this reflects at home and people there are happy. everyones happy, if I don't I'm not happy, if I leave I am happy and the others arn't happy.
There is a risk as you state, but there is a risk with pretty much everything in life, as long as you don't get cocky, don't take risks and think carefully there should be no problems.
It's not the best situation in the world I will admit, and hopefully it's only temporary (things improve at home, she decides to join in...)
hopefully you and others here can see what I mean, I'm not a bad person at heart.

15 Jun 2006

Whilst all this is good advice it is all taking a very simple black and white view of it. Things can be more complex, there can be issues and reasons why the wife isn't in the know.
Idealy all parties should be aware but life isn't always that simple.

15 Jun 2006

Hi,
I like to do a bit of the old cycling along some cycle routes, it has occured to me on many occasions that some of these routes are very quiet and would probably be ideal for a little outdoor fun, as well as littered with good pubs etc smile

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So are there any ladies / couples who fancy "bumping" into each other ?

14 Jun 2006

Hi,
myself and a work collegue will be in Rotterdam Holland from Sunday this week until tuesday next week. We are both up for some fun, so any ladies/couples interested please get in touch. We will have hotel rooms in Rotterdam Sunday and Monday, flight back on Tuesday evening.
Rotterdam is only about an hours train ride from Amsterdam Centraal and we can give details of hotel or meet at train station.
Both of use are non smokers, friendly and have a good sense of humour, I am 30 and my collegue is around 34. We will be planning to travel to Amsterdam anyway so could easily meet up there and see how we get on.
No strings fun, hope to hear from you soon.

14 Jun 2006

Hi,
I am new to this site, I am a Married straight man looking for some descrete fun to help keep me sane. I am 30 years old, non smoker and try and do a bit of keep fit. About 5' 10" ish short hair with a friendly demeanour.
I am looking for some sexy ladies in the Warrington/NW area who would like to have a bit of fun, I love performing cunny lingus especially on a nice shaved pussy. Open to offers,
sorry but I am not interested in larger ladies. All ages are fine (legal obviously smile

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hope to hear from someone soon and to take part in this forum a bit more.