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cuddlyk
Over 90 days ago
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Warming the Bed
No, it isn't just you Mr. Licks
I am lucky to live in a town where you can wander down to the beach and watch all the girls roll by in their summer finery. Everything from see-through summer dresses to cute little bikinis :inlove: It is the time of year when I can sit on a bench on the prom and watch the lovelies tanning themselves and not getting any (top half) bikni lines
If I have time I sometimes wander down to the nudist beach. :shock:
The weekends can be a nightmare with too many tourists around, but Brighton has more than its share of local lovelies, added to by the young English students from all around the globe. It does wonders to making an old man happy :lol:
I am lucky to live in a town where you can wander down to the beach and watch all the girls roll by in their summer finery. Everything from see-through summer dresses to cute little bikinis :inlove: It is the time of year when I can sit on a bench on the prom and watch the lovelies tanning themselves and not getting any (top half) bikni lines
If I have time I sometimes wander down to the nudist beach. :shock: The weekends can be a nightmare with too many tourists around, but Brighton has more than its share of local lovelies, added to by the young English students from all around the globe. It does wonders to making an old man happy :lol:
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So do the ads work or not. Certainly Nobby's Nuts and the hair/sprite gizmos have caught your attention, but have they increased sales?
I take Deancannock's point that the advertisers have done their job because I remember the ad., but in truth I know it is for a car but I cannot remeber which one :shock:
Essforth kind of backs this up by remembering Linda Billingham and her family
, but she was the OXO mum, not Bisto 
I tend to join the same camp as HungryP and Mikenorth. If an ad. pisses me off then I do not buy the product. Likewise I will have anything to do with Vodaphone because they sponsor Man. Utd. 
I remember doing one of those induction quizzes which seem to be the vogue these days when you join a new company. Instead of just telling you about the company you also have to 'bond' :shock: Anyway one of the questions was "What advert did Leonard Rossiter and Joan Collins star in?" The majority of us put Martini when it was, in fact Campari
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Maybe the smart alec advertising guys aren't always as smart as they like to think they are :o
I take Deancannock's point that the advertisers have done their job because I remember the ad., but in truth I know it is for a car but I cannot remeber which one :shock:
Essforth kind of backs this up by remembering Linda Billingham and her family
, but she was the OXO mum, not Bisto I tend to join the same camp as HungryP and Mikenorth. If an ad. pisses me off then I do not buy the product. Likewise I will have anything to do with Vodaphone because they sponsor Man. Utd. I remember doing one of those induction quizzes which seem to be the vogue these days when you join a new company. Instead of just telling you about the company you also have to 'bond' :shock: Anyway one of the questions was "What advert did Leonard Rossiter and Joan Collins star in?" The majority of us put Martini when it was, in fact Campari
ops: Maybe the smart alec advertising guys aren't always as smart as they like to think they are :o
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Lately there have been more ads. on tv which have left me completely bewildered and wondering what on earth they have to do with the thing they are selling. Or maybe its just me not being brainy enough to keep up with these marketing ideas :shock: There are three which I find particularly mystifying as to what message they are trying to get across.
In one some guy throws himself down 2 very steep embankments just so he can land in front of a car and tell the driver what a great car it is
What the hell is all that about.
Then in another car ad we get some guy being chased through the streets, up stairs and down alleys by a trouser press :shock: 
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And what the hell has some guy and some gal in the States spouting Shakespear at each otther have to do with selling jeans :roll:
These make the 'if its on the tin' guy seem intelligent and witty!!
What, if any, ads irritate you guys???
In one some guy throws himself down 2 very steep embankments just so he can land in front of a car and tell the driver what a great car it is
What the hell is all that about.Then in another car ad we get some guy being chased through the streets, up stairs and down alleys by a trouser press
:shock: : And what the hell has some guy and some gal in the States spouting Shakespear at each otther have to do with selling jeans :roll:
These make the 'if its on the tin' guy seem intelligent and witty!!
What, if any, ads irritate you guys???
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With ref. to bigDewi69s earlier posting I agree with him that most of us would be much more inclined to "chat up a lady" 
However I am reminded of one friend from a few years back who, literally, used to go up to loads of girls in the pub/club and say "Fancy a shag!" He worked on the theory if you asked enough times someone would say yes. It seemed to work for him as I can't remember many nights when he went home alone.
However I am reminded of one friend from a few years back who, literally, used to go up to loads of girls in the pub/club and say "Fancy a shag!" He worked on the theory if you asked enough times someone would say yes. It seemed to work for him as I can't remember many nights when he went home alone. Warming the Bed
Going back to an earlier posting in the thrad regarding other 'swinging ads' sites on the web I, too, have come to the conclusion they just want your money and they give nothing in return. (You would think at my age I would not be so naive wouldn't you )
Anyway 2 different sites, those that let you join for free then hit you with a demand for money to reply to 'someone who has shown an interest in you' types used that trick on me and, yes, I fell for it and signed up. (This was before I discovered SH!!) What truly astonished me, though, was I actually received a reply from one couple. It turns out they had not written to me at all and that they were leaving the site because of the huge amount of timewasters who were emailing them. So this site was not only conning me (and no doubt many others) but also using members ads as a 'come on' without their permission :x :shock: :x
As a newby I have taken on board all the comments from regular users of the fora and will try and be patient. Already I have been invited to a get-together and am looking forward to starting to make friends. All I can add is that patience does work
)Anyway 2 different sites, those that let you join for free then hit you with a demand for money to reply to 'someone who has shown an interest in you' types used that trick on me and, yes, I fell for it and signed up.
(This was before I discovered SH!!) What truly astonished me, though, was I actually received a reply from one couple. It turns out they had not written to me at all and that they were leaving the site because of the huge amount of timewasters who were emailing them. So this site was not only conning me (and no doubt many others) but also using members ads as a 'come on' without their permission :x :shock: :x As a newby I have taken on board all the comments from regular users of the fora and will try and be patient. Already I have been invited to a get-together and am looking forward to starting to make friends. All I can add is that patience does work
Warming the Bed
For me it is always about making love, and if you do not know the difference then you really should try it. It is about warmth and attending to your partner's needs, not wham-bam 'Was that o.k. for you?' :cry:
First of all you need to find a partner you are compatible with. Obviolusly that is hard to find over the net, though sites like this do help. If you are looking for a passionate, vibrant experience then let me assure you that can be achieved to greater ogasm than the already mentioned wham-bam etc .
I always like to think I am making love, not just using somebody else's body for my own sexual gratification. So please let me klnow what you think, both ladies and guys. Do you prefer a passionate night of love or just a hot shag?
First of all you need to find a partner you are compatible with. Obviolusly that is hard to find over the net, though sites like this do help. If you are looking for a passionate, vibrant experience then let me assure you that can be achieved to greater ogasm than the already mentioned wham-bam etc
. I always like to think I am making love,
not just using somebody else's body for my own sexual gratification. So please let me klnow what you think, both ladies and guys. Do you prefer a passionate night of love or just a hot shag? Warming the Bed
One sunny summer afternoon little Johnnie was playing in the garden while his mum attended to the flowerbeds. It was one of those lazy afternoons we get in England, nothing seeming to move and lovely clean country air.
After a while a bee came buzzing along, going from flower to flower as they do. Johnnie ran off into the garden shed and came back with 2 table tennis bats. Moving stealthily he crept up on the bee and then smashed the bats together catching the bee and killing it instantly.
"Oh, you wicked, wicked little boy" his mother scolded him. "For that you will go without honey for a month!!"
Little Johnnie continued playing in the garden and his mum continued her weeding and other gardening type things. Then along came a beautiful butterly, just drifting along on a small breeze. This time Johnnie did not go for the table tennis bats, he caught the butterfly in his hands, crushed them together then threw the butterfly on the ground and stamped on it. Very thorough was Johnnie!
"Oh, you wicked , wicked little boy" said his mother again. "For doing that you will go without butter for a month. Now get inside and wash your hands. Dad will be home for his tea soon."
When Johnnie's father came home they were all in the kitchen, waiting for mum to finish cooking the tea, when a cockroach came out from under a cupboard. Johnnie's dad immediately stamped on the cockroach and ground it into the floor, making sure it was dead.
Johnnie, bouncing up and down with excitement, pointed at his dad and yelled "Go on, tell him mum, tell hm!!"
After a while a bee came buzzing along, going from flower to flower as they do. Johnnie ran off into the garden shed and came back with 2 table tennis bats. Moving stealthily he crept up on the bee and then smashed the bats together catching the bee and killing it instantly.
"Oh, you wicked, wicked little boy" his mother scolded him. "For that you will go without honey for a month!!"
Little Johnnie continued playing in the garden and his mum continued her weeding and other gardening type things. Then along came a beautiful butterly, just drifting along on a small breeze. This time Johnnie did not go for the table tennis bats, he caught the butterfly in his hands, crushed them together then threw the butterfly on the ground and stamped on it. Very thorough was Johnnie!
"Oh, you wicked , wicked little boy" said his mother again. "For doing that you will go without butter for a month. Now get inside and wash your hands. Dad will be home for his tea soon."
When Johnnie's father came home they were all in the kitchen, waiting for mum to finish cooking the tea, when a cockroach came out from under a cupboard. Johnnie's dad immediately stamped on the cockroach and ground it into the floor, making sure it was dead.
Johnnie, bouncing up and down with excitement, pointed at his dad and yelled "Go on, tell him mum, tell hm!!"
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I'm not a bad boy really. In truth I am not a boy at all but a mature male of 57. I like to think that what I can offer is good, not bad. I do not like to just have sex. For me it is always about making love, and if you do not know the difference then you really should try it It is all about warmth and attending to your partner's needs, not wham bam 'Was that o.k. for you?'
First of all you need to find a partner you are compatible with. Ladies, I am looking for a lady of any age who wants a warm loving relationship with nsa. Obviolusly that is hard to find over the net, though sites like this do help. If you are looking for a passionate, vibrant experience then let me assure you that can be achieved to greater ogasm than the already mentioned wham bam etc. If you would like to get to know me better, with the aim of chatting first over the net and phone and then meeting for a drink or a meal, then do please get in touch. If all goes well then we would hopefully end up having a good time together in the bedroom, but even if that does not happen then at least we will have had some fun.
I had better also tell you that I am not a Brad Pitt lookalike, more like Ronnie Corbett really I do have a gsoh and I like to make my ladies laugh. If this sounds the sort of thing you are looking for then I hope to hear from you.
It is all about warmth and attending to your partner's needs, not wham bam 'Was that o.k. for you?'First of all you need to find a partner you are compatible with. Ladies, I am looking for a lady of any age who wants a warm loving relationship with nsa. Obviolusly that is hard to find over the net, though sites like this do help. If you are looking for a passionate, vibrant experience then let me assure you that can be achieved to greater ogasm than the already mentioned wham bam etc. If you would like to get to know me better, with the aim of chatting first over the net and phone and then meeting for a drink or a meal, then do please get in touch. If all goes well then we would hopefully end up having a good time together in the bedroom, but even if that does not happen then at least we will have had some fun.
I had better also tell you that I am not a Brad Pitt lookalike, more like Ronnie Corbett really
I do have a gsoh and I like to make my ladies laugh. If this sounds the sort of thing you are looking for then I hope to hear from you. Warming the Bed
A terrific post. As a newbie to the scene it is comforting, in a weird sort of way, to know I am not the only one who gets ignored. It would be so nice if all the ladies at least sent a polite 'not for me thanks' than just not replying at all. Surely it is not asking too much to set out a simple template refusal. Maybe ever s/g get over 5000 replies :shock: and finds answerint them all just too time consuming.
So I will persevere and keep writing and using the forum for, as so many have said, have fun, enjoy it and you might just get lucky.
So I will persevere and keep writing and using the forum for, as so many have said, have fun, enjoy it and you might just get lucky.
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Hello all you lovely ladies. Of late my poor old John Thomas must think I have forgotten what he is for If practice makes perfect then lack of practice makes for one unhappy fella :cry: I have tried the so called 'social' scene, but being a mature single male seems to be a barrier to a lot of ladies. So many women think you are only after one thing, and of course they are right :twisted: Someone suggested I should try the swinging scene where like minded adults can get together and play with nsa So here I am, tongue and fingers at the ready and JT itching to be woken up again Are YOU woman enogh for the job : If you think you are up to getting me up for it then do please get in touch :shock:
If practice makes perfect then lack of practice makes for one unhappy fella :cry: I have tried the so called 'social' scene, but being a mature single male seems to be a barrier to a lot of ladies. So many women think you are only after one thing, and of course they are right :twisted: Someone suggested I should try the swinging scene where like minded adults can get together and play with nsa So here I am, tongue and fingers at the ready and JT itching to be woken up again Are YOU woman enogh for the job : If you think you are up to getting me up for it then do please get in touch :shock: Warming the Bed
Hello all you lovely ladies. Of late my poor old John Thomas must think I have forgotten what he is for If practice makes perfect then lack of practice makes for one unhappy fella :( I have tried the so called 'social' scene, but being a mature single male seems to be a barrier to a lot of ladies. 
So many women think you are only after one thing, and of course they are right :twisted: Someone suggested I should try the swinging scene where like minded adults can get together and play with nsa :D So here I am, tongue and fingers at the ready and JT itching to be woken up again ops: Are YOU woman enogh for the job :oops: 
If you think you are up to getting me up for it then do please get in touch :D Warming the Bed
:shock: First time message. I am a mature, cuddly guy looking to renew an active part in the bedtime olympics I have been told I have a magic tongue, and my fingers can still do the walking However I need someone to helpo me reach other parts that think they have been forgotten so if you think you are the lady to renew my previous desires and make the flesh as willing as the spirit then please get in touch
I have been told I have a magic tongue, and my fingers can still do the walking However I need someone to helpo me reach other parts that think they have been forgotten so if you think you are the lady to renew my previous desires and make the flesh as willing as the spirit then please get in touch 