though in Australia atm hence not applied to go to any socials lol.
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never had ladies moan about the size moan yes complain no lol.
i class myself as mr average on size but would never never use some contraption to enlarge what i was gifted with. From my evidence of all the lovely ladies ive been fortunate enough to meet on this site. the concensus seems to be that its the know how not the size that matters.
Any one begs to differ ???
moan yes complain no lol.i class myself as mr average on size but would never never use some contraption to enlarge what i was gifted with. From my evidence of all the lovely ladies ive been fortunate enough to meet on this site. the concensus seems to be that its the know how not the size that matters.
Any one begs to differ ???
nice to hear from you all ..yeah Mal but i forgot the digestives and had to go back :).Luckily the biblical stuff (only missing the brimstone)has all been on the east...we had a few near misses with bush fires and 1 rather large tropical storm over here in the east....my old dad rang me worried (it was am here)tried to measure it out for him, how far away the storms are. it works out from Manchester Uk To Lanzarote :), just have to work a way now of stopping him ringing at silly oclock :/.
I saw that SH Oz the other day ...thats what reminded me of the UK SH...Ive sent Bluexxx a message be nice to catch up with her and others :)
..yeah Mal but i forgot the digestives and had to go back :).Luckily the biblical stuff (only missing the brimstone)has all been on the east...we had a few near misses with bush fires and 1 rather large tropical storm over here in the east....my old dad rang me worried (it was am here)tried to measure it out for him, how far away the storms are. it works out from Manchester Uk To Lanzarote :), just have to work a way now of stopping him ringing at silly oclock :/.I saw that SH Oz the other day ...thats what reminded me of the UK SH...Ive sent Bluexxx a message be nice to catch up with her and others :)
heyup all ...
been a few years since i posted on here and was wondering if any of the members who are still about that were on the clubbing scene 2-3 years ago. id love to be able to say id like to have a night down on canal street but moved to Oz a few years ago so it would be a fair old round trip.....mind you it would be tempting to meet up with some of the great people i met through this site :)
All the best to the older and newer members
Dargento
...been a few years since i posted on here and was wondering if any of the members who are still about that were on the clubbing scene 2-3 years ago. id love to be able to say id like to have a night down on canal street but moved to Oz a few years ago so it would be a fair old round trip.....mind you it would be tempting to meet up with some of the great people i met through this site :)
All the best to the older and newer members
Dargento
ok i know this is a late shout debz as this is a few days old now but after reading most of the 4 pages ive got this answer....if i get shouted at from you then so be it
on the occasions ive met you its always been a laugh and i cant think why you think yourself shy lol. at clubs or at parties i cant fault you as your always laughing...as a man (yes i really am) i think that if some 1 looked at you and thought anything derogetory then thats their loss not yours. it really is true that the personality is what counts and anybody that cant see yours wants whupping with a knotted ploughline.
ok back to the original question :)
i must admit ive only been to 4 different clubs but have always gone with some 1 i get on with. as you know me being quiet and reserved is just not my nature lol. i think ive been lucky and met some great people early on so my first experiences have all been good.
and ill be back in the northwest for good in a few weeks thank god and im sure we'll run into one another (hopefully)
yours
dargento
on the occasions ive met you its always been a laugh and i cant think why you think yourself shy lol. at clubs or at parties i cant fault you as your always laughing...as a man (yes i really am) i think that if some 1 looked at you and thought anything derogetory then thats their loss not yours. it really is true that the personality is what counts and anybody that cant see yours wants whupping with a knotted ploughline.
ok back to the original question :)
i must admit ive only been to 4 different clubs but have always gone with some 1 i get on with. as you know me being quiet and reserved is just not my nature lol. i think ive been lucky and met some great people early on so my first experiences have all been good.
and ill be back in the northwest for good in a few weeks thank god and im sure we'll run into one another (hopefully)
yours
dargento
cant beat the hair of the dog m8tey
hard to find these days though....couple of pubs round here still keep em in the cartridge belt behind the bar...
it tastes like shit but hey it works:)
so even though this message is a bit late to help this time remember it for next time :) and if your lucky enough to get the last 1 you get the belt too..but thats only handy if you have a shotgun or you like dressing up as a mexican bandit :)
be good fabio
dargento
hard to find these days though....couple of pubs round here still keep em in the cartridge belt behind the bar...
it tastes like shit but hey it works:)
so even though this message is a bit late to help this time remember it for next time :) and if your lucky enough to get the last 1 you get the belt too..but thats only handy if you have a shotgun or you like dressing up as a mexican bandit :)
be good fabio
dargento
happycats
you really need to get out more..
my advice is ...its a girl thing...you have to be comfortable with it...a guy isnt gonna tirn it down so at the end of the day its your choice..
dont think its for everybody but i know some ladies love it so thumbs up from me..
(that last remark wasn't a wise crack)
FFS there i go again
dargento
you really need to get out more..
my advice is ...its a girl thing...you have to be comfortable with it...a guy isnt gonna tirn it down so at the end of the day its your choice..
dont think its for everybody but i know some ladies love it so thumbs up from me..
(that last remark wasn't a wise crack)
FFS there i go again
dargento
yeah mate...i dont have a problem with myself in one...the people who know me will vouch for me being a bit loud lol
as mentioned ive watched lotsa blue movies over the year and do prefer the none silicone and more natural ones which are harder to find ..
but its just even though id feel comfortablee doing a video...im not sure whether id get turned on watching it f you know what i mean lol
as mentioned ive watched lotsa blue movies over the year and do prefer the none silicone and more natural ones which are harder to find ..
but its just even though id feel comfortablee doing a video...im not sure whether id get turned on watching it f you know what i mean lol
must admit to being a bit of a new guy to this..i have made short videos many moons ago but never really got into it...
is there a lot to be said for keeping our sexual acts in cellulose you think???
i personally do like watching videos/dvds (as we all do) but never really had the chance arise to look at myself in 1 lol
PS this is not an ad
is there a lot to be said for keeping our sexual acts in cellulose you think???
i personally do like watching videos/dvds (as we all do) but never really had the chance arise to look at myself in 1 lol
PS this is not an ad
met a nice lass once at a wedding do,,,,,usual sort of humdrum affair where i had to show my face as i was godfather to the brides child.....really nice young lady serving us our meal i couldnt take my eyes off of her and i think she knew it...TBH it sounds like out of amyfair magazine but the rest of the evening i talked to her a few times and didnt bother asking her number as she made it plain she had a boyfriend... so we all went off to our rooms and i finished my srink and went to the loo....she walked into the mens and went and sat in a cubicle on the toilet and waited till id finished. then she came over and led me back into the cubicle by my already growing dick. she just hiked up her skirt and pulled her knickers to one side... literally 1 min later it was all over lol as i was a little over escited to say the least..
i did get her number and we did go out a few times but the sex was never the same if you know what i mean..
Dargento
i did get her number and we did go out a few times but the sex was never the same if you know what i mean..
Dargento
well...its 1 of those long and tedious stories tht borders on an excuse but vanilla does come into the conversation somewhere.
but also like a good jackie collins novel theres sex, money, property, intrigue, lies and videotape.
kinda nice to not only notice but have a reply from off people ive met.
And sorry debz but im not that old yet and quite honestly remember your "offer"
hopefully Tune essence, Mal,Dawnie and evrey body else in the whole wide world :)
Dargento
but also like a good jackie collins novel theres sex, money, property, intrigue, lies and videotape.
kinda nice to not only notice but have a reply from off people ive met.
And sorry debz but im not that old yet and quite honestly remember your "offer"
hopefully Tune essence, Mal,Dawnie and evrey body else in the whole wide world :)
Dargento
well popped back for a nosey after a lengthy time away. thought id have a quick look to see if 1 or 2 of the people i met are still here........bugger me i dont think any of them have left....which of course is good news to me.
hope you dont mind if i pop back in more regulrly and bore you with my imagined whit :)
hopefully see some old friends..
dargento
....which of course is good news to me. hope you dont mind if i pop back in more regulrly and bore you with my imagined whit :)
hopefully see some old friends..
dargento
