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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59

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well...off work early and ready for anything...
infact...who the hell is bothered about peope saying wish i could be there..
whoever had the audacity to post this thread should be whupped with a knotted plough line biggrin
please sign below for being the whupper smile
ok ok point taken....(slinks off to sulkers corner)
bloody sheddy....like postie all over again....
was going to put something about juping down my throat there but realised this isnt really the correct forum smile
where are them cockshots when i need em !!!!!!!bugger..
all the best sam and sorry to hear the news.
look forwrd to seeing you soon..
dargento
well...thats 1 reason i suppose twos_company lol...
never thought of that...
essexguy...
glad you didnt biggrin
well...thats 1 reason i suppose twos_company lol...
never thought of that...
essexguy...
glad you didnt biggrin
is it just me.............
maybe nobody else finds it irritating...it may just be me being an awkward norhtern git but...
when somebody posts...say in LMU for meeting some 1 or a party/social etc...
60% of the answers are people saying they cant make it.
WTF say it lol....leave the thread nice and simple for the 1s who can make it....
i went through a 5 page thread in evidence of this fact and 26 people said ...i wish i could come but!!!!!!!!!!!...
your not expected to go in the first place so why apologise for not going :/
lol anyway i apologise if this is only me being picky....
dargento
well....after a short time away ....and after reading this post ive updated and completed my profile...complete with a photo smile
so andromeda....if i get no replies ( due to me being a churlish old git) im gonna ask permission to spank you form your other half :)
but seriously...a good post and its topic is duly noted...
thanks
dargento
ps problem is some have met me and already know im loud and old :)
wtf................
it wasnt me ....it wasnt me.....i didnt click it twice.....
there was an earthquake or somethin...honest....
bugger!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well if im about minx ill certainly pop in to say hi...
i could do with some pointers in this NEW chat etc..
anything would be better than the usual drab tat that goes on in their since the takeoversmile
but no kicking me....just for old times sake :)
dargento
happy birthday NN....
i just know sleazy will of dipped deep into his pockets to get you something nice smile
the thought of the tutu and biker boots is still fresh in my mind lol
dargento
oi...who are you calling fat and stupid....i only excel at 1 of the aforementioned....
robbo...theres a fair chance that people have replied in pm and im quite sure andromeda and co can then choose themselves who they deem fat or stupid by themselves smile
why no move to blackburn????
if you sold your 3bed in london and had 150k to spend you could probably afford to buy rishton.... lottsa barns n rolling fields.. 12 terraces 14 cows 26 sheep and a dog called kevin.......... :shock:
well...if im honest ...compuers were around when i was 19,,,,but t'internet wasn't...
i spent all my time getting ratted and talking about women.....
things havn't changed much :shock:
once at partners and a guy there from sheffield (steelworker) had made this contraption outtaq stainless steel....it weighed about 25lb and was as thick as my arm and i aint a small guy...his partner was somwhat flushed when coming out of 1 of the rooms....
its size was of biblical proportions and i would of thought realms of impossibility would apply but i was wrongsmile
the lady i was with at the time held it and primly told him that she did not want to try the experience.....
or was it "christ on a bike theres no f***ing way your coming near me with that...
i would not have of course.......i wasnt sure if it ran on unleaded or 4 star and didnt want to break it....
:shock: :shock: :shock:
im stumped.....mind you .....that aint hard :shock: :shock: :shock:
sent you a pm pete re travel...i know that you need photo ID now to sail from birkenhead as i did 3 weeks ago....
feel free to get in touch if you need more info
oooooooooo gem
this could be fate smile
i passed a wooden banister yesterday too.......the rest is history biggrin
talked to blue earlier shes out in the village with the lovely judy...
but going on the next social ...will ring her midweek..
hope to see you soon
dargento
hiya blonde xxx
hope steves ok ....
youll have to wait till next night out for details smile
did mrs djcouple tell you she sold me a van lol
what a carry on youll have to ask her about it :)
anyway hope to see you 2 soon
dargento
hiya chesty smile
been working away a lot...
but back home now were i belong...
looking forward to giving your EARS some stick in the near future :)
I SAID EARS
sigh......life today is so less complicated....
sex only comes between 5 and 7 smile
guffaw @ darkfire.....
hmmm i think ive still got pinch marks from dino's shirt...
i hope the rips mended ok smile
heyup warwick...have a good un m8....
im sure no 1 would think of taking the mick while your away smile
bugger me that was bloody quick...how did you reply before i hit the enter key to submit smile
but seriosly thanks....im awaiting my first off the cuff slap form sleazy or NN any moment ..........................NOW
heyup warwick...have a good un m8....
im sure no 1 would think of taking the mick while your away smile
heyup every 1 ....im back smile
had a while away for 1 reasom and another and realised i miss the 1s i know:)
havnt had any insults form sleazy and NN and lifes been a bit boring so to speak ....
but ive decided to tke "da management" up on the free membership and say hello again to some great people on here.....
so without further ado................HELLO biggrin
gonna go and have a gander at new and old posts:)
dargento
im loud forward and boisterous and still a crap shag biggrin....
but seriously(though i am a crap shag ...honest)
i think judy that lots of people on this site and similar.....consider themselves straight and label themselves maybe bi-curious....they may reply to an ad and lack the bottle so to speak to carry through any other contact......
in my eyes thats their problem to come to terms with if they so choose. but i do admit it must be annoying after a few of these responses......
im sure if they did pluck up the courage to meet you they would be happy that they did...
i mean im straight ...didnt reply to an ad and still snogged you if i remember correctly on a night out in the village smile
but to quote a nice person i met a few times....
bread on the water :D
dargento xxx