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its strange i was just about to post a topic along these lines! i was just updateing my add and was wondering if the guys that post that sort of thing rally do get anywhere, and if they really do have what they say they do, i mean, every man thinks they are the worlds greatest lover, bigest lover, longest lasting lover and so on but what happens if someone actually takes them up on it and cant help but have a chuckle at em, (do they cry?) i think those things (i'm a man ffs) but i would never say them outloud because i know they aint true,
what im trying to say (on behalf of all the ladies on here is) "what is the point in having a porche if you aint passed your test?
what is the point in having a kenwood chief if ya can't cook?
what is the use of a corkscrew if you dont appreciate a fine wine
what is the use of a................................
well i could go on forever
(yes its christmas evening and i've finished me 1st bottle of wine! wheres that cork screw)
what im trying to say (on behalf of all the ladies on here is) "what is the point in having a porche if you aint passed your test?
what is the point in having a kenwood chief if ya can't cook?
what is the use of a corkscrew if you dont appreciate a fine wine
what is the use of a................................
well i could go on forever
(yes its christmas evening and i've finished me 1st bottle of wine! wheres that cork screw)
hi please take a look at my add,
i am a genuine guy looking to make some good m8s as well as having a good time (sad i know i have no friends) looking for couples or single females for a good laugh or a damn good shag! dont believe in self gratification when it comes to sex, i'm not happy unless the prson (or people) i am with are happy too!
no single males, sorry!
add number 192730
i am a genuine guy looking to make some good m8s as well as having a good time (sad i know i have no friends) looking for couples or single females for a good laugh or a damn good shag! dont believe in self gratification when it comes to sex, i'm not happy unless the prson (or people) i am with are happy too!
no single males, sorry!
add number 192730
Quote by cu3b4ll
Must admit, its been my first "proper" evening on here - and am impressed with all involved. Friendly and cool
Grope Hug indeed
Sorry.... how remiss of me. :welcome: to the Cafe. You may have already noticed that it's a difficult place to get out of. Not many have found the exit door
again i have to agree,
i have just gone to get myself a drink and noticed i only have one 4 pack left, now buy my standards i normaly have 3 before i start to worry about getting up at 6 in the morning but now im at about 8 i am more than a little concearned, and with a 35 mile drive in rush hour to face i can honestly say....................................... "oh shit, pass me another can"
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In that case gotta go with bonnienclyde..... tickets for the theatre is always a good bet for my oldies.
problem is she has a m8 that works at the lowery in manchester so she gets to see all the shows for zip anyway,
now are you all begining to see how much of a pain in the arse she can be to buy a prezzie for?
yes a pamper does sound good, but i think my sister did that last birthday,
so far ive named a star after her bought an acre of land on the moon for her bought her the newspapers from the day she was born and i've done all the expensive smellies and dont like to repeat myself with the same gifts, arghh HELP
so far ive named a star after her bought an acre of land on the moon for her bought her the newspapers from the day she was born and i've done all the expensive smellies and dont like to repeat myself with the same gifts, arghh HELP
sorry should have pointed out i'm broke! just bought my first house and can only spare about 50 quid (not sure where im gonna find that) thats why i cant ask her what she wants because she will just say something like "dont spend your money on me" or "oh dont be silly " or "just get me a bottle of that lavender water for from boots" you know, the typical mother type! (god bless em)
suggestions please, she is 67 and doesnt want anything when you ask her what she wants she just says "save your money dear" please help i am running out of time
just thought i would make a post and say HI, i have been browsing the site for a couple of weeks now and you all seem a friendly bunch so i thought i would register, so here i am, dont know much about this kind of scene but hey, we all have to start somewhere! ok i'm off for a browse will post again soon, bye for now.
