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davidmad4it
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
Bi-curious Female, 59
0 miles · Southampton

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Quote by Missy
Today I am Little Miss Decorator :smile2:
And Mr Decorater is being v. bossy evil

So this is where my assistant kept disappearing to rolleyes
Quote by Missy
Dinner times can be quite varied tho confused

You're not kidding!!!
What was it???
....lasagne and cabbage rolleyes
Nuff said
Quote by Missy
David doesn't mad He's an 'it'll do' person evil The trendy, gorgeous, pretty, contemporary, groovy (bit more expensive than would normally pay, but sooooo worth it) cloakroom sink I had my eye on, was sidelined for this £25 triangle monstrosity from B&Q :x

What Missy doesn't mention is that the sink she was after was 600 quid!!!
For a downstairs cloakroom which we couldn't swing our - admitedly rather portly - cat in???
I think not :shock:
Quote by Freckledbird
send David to me - I'll entertain him :twisted:

Mmmmmmmm Roll on Notts :twisted:
Now are we doing the "entertaining" before the munch, during or after......
....or all three? :bounce:
David passionkiss
Quote by splendid_
I loved your story about the solicitor and I couldn't actually get what David was meaning about paying the solicitor by the hour. You were saving time in the long run.

And only this morning she was regailing the gas man with some tale about the cat while he was drinking our tea and charging us £40 an hour for the privilege rolleyes
BTW did I mention that on the way to the munch she almost did an 'Alan Bradley' with the Metrolink? rotflmao
I was too busy laughing to help :rotflmao:
And it was lovely to meet you kiss
Quote by firelizard
Oh my giddy aunt!!! Missy & David!!!!!! I remembered this morning that I had forgotten to mention you in my post and said to Stormy I must rectify that when I get back and I was so hoping you wouldn't have posted yet and now it looks like I'm only mentioning you because you mentioned us.
BUT...now you and David have a whole post devoted to you cool
How I could have forgotten you I don't know since you were about the only person I got to have a chat with that I could actually hear lol

rotflmao
I've just been listening to Missy going on about the people she hasn't mentioned yet so I know how easily done it is (although Missy doesn't make anything look easily done confused )
Was lovely to see you both as well (even though I didn't get to speak half as much as Missy did wink )
David xxx
Quote by Missy
He's not even the biggest of girths - but do you think he can get it through the doorway!! rolleyes
Drinks poured and supper on, and he's just finished the entrance ........... now for the shoes off bit! :roll:

Slip-on shoes :smug:
Quote by buckingfabe
Go David rotflmao Hope he doesnt need the loo in a hurry then
bolt

smackbottom Ssssshhhh!
Quote by Missy
... in the Estate Agents the other day, I ended up chatting about Davids bowel movement schedule, much to his horror, or whatever emotion his stunned silence stood for :shock: (sorry hunny :uhoh: but it was integral to the topic this time sort of in a roundabout right at the traffic lights way! rotflmao )...

FFS!
:doh:
Wow :shock:
I've had hugs in my time but never such a rabble like the ones that showed up on Tuesday night (what was with the toilet critters confused ) As weird as they were they were the best hugs ever - in true SH style passionkiss
Thank you to everyone who helped - it was much appreciated biggrin
PS - Does Thora come with her stairlift - having a bit of trouble getting upstairs! rotflmao
Quote by Missy
The plan was a nice relaxing get ready time :rose: then a romantic meal for two, followed by home around for more 'romance' cool :inlove:

...and that was the intention my dear kiss
Quote by Missy
In reality, have just staggered back from the pub, romantic meal ended up with bumping into mates, so romantic Thai meal for two was eeeked out between 6 of us - ended up sidetracked from plan .......... and pissed :undecided:
The onward 'romance' has now been delayed til tomorrow :lol2: drinkies

...but United won the title and plans had to change 8-)
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :drinkies:
Can you put Missy and I down as a "definitely maybe" please? biggrin
And a hotel list when you get chance? wink
David xxx
Quote by Freckledbird
I'd hold David's drink for him so he had both hands free :twisted:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And I would dress up as a teacher at the numpty school for FB and Missy:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/132331.html
wink
Believe me, I wish you had been there as well Tune mate....
...Missy and Sarah are both more than a handfull :shock:
It was an impossible job :violin:
Quote by Sarah
Davidmad4it:- you are sacked as my bodyguard and lifeguard! lol

....and I bet Whitney Houston didn't keep wandering off to the jacuzzi everytime Kevin Costners back was turned smackbottom
passionkiss
...and I'd like to third it (and no doubt Missy's gonna fourth it tomorrow when she wakes up rolleyes )
Great people in great surroundings wink
Great way to spend a Saturday afternoon :happy:
David
Quote by Missy
Binxyyyyyyyyyy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

What a corker of a night!!! :bounce:
So many great to see yous, I know I'm gonna miss people off confused
Starting with a couple of people who I'm not jealous of, no no no I'm not ........... :? :uhoh: H-x and Mrs BlueandPink - not just nice people, but so beautiful too ...... women with it all mad (I promised myself I would be happy for them and not jealous at all!! :lol2: ) Was good to meet the pair of you biggrin
Chooon and Angelica, so good to see the pair of you again, and as we said, hurry up down here!!! kiss
HLB, still in awe of them shoes worship amazing, what a statement, certainly ain't quiet shoes lol Always good to see you and Dammie :kiss:
Wiggle1 I still have your face imprinted in me boobs!! smackbottom You bluddy nutter :lol2:
Suze43 and Bartdutch - so funny how we've seen each other at a few munches now, and only the first time on Saturday have we spoken properly!! Suze you're an absolute love, coulda nattered away to you for hours!!! :kiss:
Firelizard!!! I finally got to meet Firelizard and Stormy!!!! :bounce: Another beauty :kiss: and Firelizard's pretty darn gorgeous Too!! :twisted: :lol:
Dawnie!!!! rotflmao I want that man!!! :worship: :rotflmao: Anais, oooh you're so gorgeous and that Dawn eggs you on, you're as bad as each other :rotflmao:
Mal and Sarah, always bluddy good to see you and roll on next week to see you again passionkiss
Shireen, always a pleasure to first see you :lol2: sillyassionkiss: Was good to catch up with both you and Steve again, it always is, bluddy nice couple :kiss:
Freckledbird!!! What have you done to David!!!! :rotflmao: He's impossible at the mo rolleyes Always good to see the pair of you :kiss:
Essex34m What have you done to me!!!!! :rotflmao: I'm impossible at the mo :lol2: Was good to see you again :kiss:
Lost - I'm sorry, was so in awe of meeting MrLost I didn't say a proper hello to Mrs Lost .... I was so excited tho, cos I always read your posts!!! :kiss:
Markther and Andysmith - me Rios buddies :passionkiss: Was good to see you again :kiss:
Varca, you wonderful woman you, so bubbly and was really chuffed to meet you at last :kiss:
Mistress Sassy - You're just a love machine, feeding my fantasy, give me a kiss or 3.... :rotflmao: Just brilliant :lol2:
There were others I want to say it was lovely to meet, but didn't catch your names sad I know if I said "When will I be Famous" the person concerned will recognise it :lol: Awesome dress, was lovely to meet you :kiss:
And finally, great big Thank You to our Binxy :passionkiss: If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't of got to see so many fab people or had a wonderful evening ........ plus, as ever, it was lovely to see you again :kiss:
So thank you Minxy :kiss: There were still people I missed evil So you'll have to do another one so I can meet them!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Bit of a bummer getting home tho - thought I had used up all my pillock cards on the night, but managed to leave a couple for the journey home :roll: For some reason, we ended up in the middle of Bath dunno Not just in the middle of Bath, but in the middle of a marathon in the middle of Bath ......... or more to the point, in the middle of a drinks station in the middle of a marathon in the middle of Bath :undecided:
Driving over a thousand million plastic bottle tops sounds rather like driving over about 8 layers of huge bubblewrap :? Added to the view of people wandering past with silver blankets around em ..... all made for a rather surreal drive home, especially with a hangover and in the middle of Bath where everythings orange anyway :?
We had to stop for a drink to get over it :lol2:

Ditto - as usual Missy speaks for both of us smile
BTW did she mention FB? wink
PS Missy's pillock cards didn't involve setting the fire alarm off (I don't think) :lol2:
Hi Zena
Missy and I are also concerned about attending a social where the location is so widely known.
We will not be attending on Saturday either.
Hope you have a good time.
Hi Sarah,
Yes - We will both be attending :bounce: :bounce:
Davidmad4it and Missy xxx
Quote by handh
afternoon
we was wondering if there is room for us two to come along on saturday
looks like we managed to get a great to meet up with everyone again
take care h and h

Good One
Be good to see you again :thumbup:
Count me in as well please Sarah biggrin
Not been to Rios for AGES
:bounce: :bounce:
David xx
Quote by Missy
Ffs, what happened to just asking... what are your preferences? Do you like to have anal and oral sex?
None of this bloody coded shite cos you're lible to get some dopey sod like me tell you they got two B's and a C. confused
rolleyes
Gem. x

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Absolutely - although I do think it's a tad better than being asked if you take it up the wrongun :shock: :?
And I thought I was being smooth biggrin
Quote by Jags
Are you near Newcastle?? Tick 1) for Yes Tick 2) for No.
1) = in with a chance
2_ = not a chance in hell
wink

I'm in the 2 category sad
But hey ho - still send some cyber shags cool hump :hump: :hump:
And snogs galore passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
As long as they're a joint snog with Mr Missy???
:hump: :inlove: :inlove:
Wahayyy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Missy is posting me second class tomorrow :happy: Bring it on!
kiss
Quote by Sarah

.... Massive turn on for me, is someone who is genuinely curious about a womans body, even if we've had sex before, they still explore me with interest, are keen to find for themselves what touches hit the spot and what doesn't.
Turn on - A guy who, if asked the same question, would answer pretty much the same as I have but the other way round.

Nothing to do with the fact we have both got bad memories? rotflmao :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
All of a sudden being forgetful don't seem such a bad thing!!! :lol2:
I would also guess getting a corset on the right way up before being laced into it!! lol
redface surprisedops: :oops:
Ooooppps
Quote by Missy
.... Massive turn on for me, is someone who is genuinely curious about a womans body, even if we've had sex before, they still explore me with interest, are keen to find for themselves what touches hit the spot and what doesn't.
Turn on - A guy who, if asked the same question, would answer pretty much the same as I have but the other way round.

Nothing to do with the fact we have both got bad memories? rotflmao :rotflmao:
Once again, Missy speaks for both of us biggrin
Thanks Guys - had a great time and can't wait to do it again :bounce:
Quote by morethan
biggrin Hi Missy, you can hug us anytime!! (sorry hog) lol
We had a brilliant night,enjoyed your company x

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Now that is one hug I would love to see :twisted:
Quote by Missy
Wow!! What a cracking night!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Start off with my apology lol Morethan!! I'm sorry you didn't get to meet more people cos we hogged practically your whole evening!! redface Bluddy good company, had a right laugh, thank you both kiss
Steve and Shireen - It's been far too long!! Brilliant to see you again :happy: Thank you for waiting for us to share the afternoon taxi, we would've been quicker had we not been stuck in the lift for ages. Thought it was taking a long time, didn't realise we hadn't actually gone anywhere cos hadn't pressed the up button rotflmao
The gorgeous Sarah and Mal, as ever, great to see you :kiss: Will PM you about Rios! :bounce:
Earthchild, brilliant to meet you, you looked like a princess :rose:
Red_winelover, thank you so much for the flashy things, they're brill!! :happy: (Davids sat here waving hello, can't talk cos he's having lunch!!! :lol2: ) Cracking bloke, was good to see you.
Orpheous1 - Great to meet you at last!! Was good to be able to talk in the afternoon :kiss:
Stuart and Tanina - Getting a bit regular this meeting each other! :happy: Was good to see the pair of you again, you never change, always so bubbly and glam Tanina!!
DeeCee poke oooooh now I know you, I can take the piss :bounce: Was fun chatting to you, a good laugh!
TerryNJune - Thank you for letting us share your taxi on the way there, appreciate it :kiss:
Dizzytart, thank you for organising the afternoon drinks - had a blast there too, was a really relaxed and chilled atmosphere.
EdinBBW - oh if only you saw what we saw in the pub in the afternoon. The poor young lad that served you and watched you pop one of the bottles in your clevage to carry out. Poor sod didn't know what to do :rotflmao: made his day!!!
Dave_notts and Alex_Northeast - What a dance Alex!! worship Sexy as hell, but also the sweetest thing in like, ever!! Your eyes didn't leave Daves :inlove: Was good to see the pair of you again, it's been ages!! (My David says if you want any more spilt wine licking off..... cool )
Fabio, as usual, good to see you, really good :kiss:
Lambchop :rotflmao: for nearly fusing the venue :lol2: Made me feel better, cos I nearly flattened the place when I swung round, forgetting I had a handbag on me shoulder confused Was good to see you, good to meet you! :kiss:
Hornyoldtart and Mr_D - as ever, lovely to see you both again, thank you for the cake too! :kiss:
The couple we met in Partners a couple of months ago - quite mad seeing you there, in the nicest of ways of course, sorry I didn't catch your usernames, but wanted to send a wave
Also brill to see again MikeNorth, Freckledbird, KinkyLizard (what a lovely surprise to see you there!! :kiss: )
Lastly a massive THANK YOU to HisnHers and NWC for arranging one hell of a night ............
Bring on the next one :twisted: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Eeeeek :shock: The bit I don't like, pressing the submit button and then instantly realising I've missed half the people off :?
Bad hangover, but what a night :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Missy speaks for both of us - as usual :lol:
Just wanted to add:
Apologies for arriving late. Spent half an hour squeezing Missy into the corset (whats that about a quart in a pint pot??? :twisted: ). Another five minutes of her moaning it didn't look right with me trying to persuade her that it looked fine and bluddy hurry up! ......
Eeeekkk :eeek: sudden realisation I'd put the corset on upside down!! :shock:
Second apologies to Ginger Jo-Lee for Missy knocking your drink over. She was so busy peering over the top of her boobs she forgot her handbag was flailing about behind her rolleyes
A great night - thanks to everybody and hope to do it again soon :bounce: :bounce:
Hi Rob,
Missy put our names down ages ago but as usual she's done nothing about organising stuff rolleyes
Any chance you could send us a hotel list?
Thanks
Davidmad4it and Missy smile
Missy and I were up in Manchester a couple of weeks ago for the NW munch so we popped a couple of Sanatogen and decided to visit Partners on the Friday night rolleyes
We got there early – very early in fact as we were the first people there (mental note to self – Partners doesn’t open ‘til ).
The club got busier later on with around a dozen couples and a similar number of single guys. There was a group of young (early 20’s) people there although they tended to stay in the bar area and keep themselves to themselves. biggrin
The guy on the door did a great job and there were no drunken idiots staggering about spoiling everyone’s fun. It certainly seems that Partners has taken steps to improve things and we had a great night – this is what swinging should be like. :censored:
With the large wet areas and playrooms Partners is definitely our favourite club and we can’t wait to go back. :twisted:
The only downside was that Missy managed to beat me at pool but hey – you can’t have everything. dunno