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13 Sep 2004

I really don't understand the fascination with the size of a cock for some women - to me it seems shallow and frankly immature to be so short sighted as to put the size of a mans cock before anything else.I know i haven't got a big cock, but his fascination that some have with it made me feel sub standard for so long and sexually lacking in I have come to realise that by not having this dangling football sock between my legs I have become a more imaginative lover.I may be making a sweeping generalisation but I would guess those with above average members just stick it in and think she should be grateful for I love to give a woman the attention she deserves and sometimes that requires more than an erect member.
So in essence I may not have a big cock but I can lick pussy for Britain wink

Sorry,Cheeky

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13 Sep 2004

This may seem a little dumb in such company and be a little hijack of this thread, but what would I expect to find in a sauna club?What actually happens in there (god I feel a right nob).Could somebody give me a brief description to the uninitiated to what I would asked me to a club once and to be honest I shit a brick!
I felt I may feel awkward as I am quite a nervous soul
Tell me am I missing out on something good here-baring in mind I am entering the arena as effectively single?

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13 Sep 2004

I'd tell you mine but i feel it may cause offence as it is truly a nasty thing that comes from my mouth on such instances

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13 Sep 2004

I went for the pussy shot!

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13 Sep 2004

I'd like Dawn French to play with me! wink

I'd love Charles Hawtree to play me, he was such a sweet little man! surprised

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13 Sep 2004

Here's one for ya' Contract glandular fever and lose a stone in two weeks like me confused

Other than that knock the beer on the head !?!?! evil

It hurts but it works

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13 Sep 2004

Learn to sleep on your front like me! I snore if I sleep on my annoys me is people who deny they snore - how do you know you're f**king asleep!
On a similar line can anyone tame my flatulence today,I seem to be a little pump factory today rolleyes

Sorry if you were eating !

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13 Sep 2004

as for the name Warwick, I'll leave that to peoples you really have nothing else to do wink

Thanks for the welcome btw

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13 Sep 2004

Hullo there,well another newbie joins the fold and as I'm a little unsure of what to write I thought I ought to introduce myself.
Well I'm 27 slim and blonde,and male (the interest level drops off!).I live in Lancashire and have a partner who dosen't seem interested but is happy for me to go and do what I I suppose you are what I'd call scene-curious(?), I am interested but not sure it's for me. I love my music and books and like to have a laugh and this seems to be one of the few places on the net there seems to be other open minded people.
I hope you don't see me as intruding as I am not scene active, but I felt this was a good way of getting involved without getting I think I just lost myself.
Anyway Happy days cool

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