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fastr6uk
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
Straight Female
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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ha ha very good .. apparently i was killed by my moustache in 1864 ... to name but one
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i hated the french .. but then i went there now i wish i was french
Thought id share this with you.. its from the BBC website.. worth reading for the judges comments alone
News from Yorskhire
Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:
"A drunk who claimed he had been by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.
Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to me."
He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.
His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.
Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness
errr press eject on the dvd player and flush the bog roll down loo !!!!
went there with my partner a couple of friday nights ago, mainly single guys perhaps 3 couples and 4 or 5 pole dancers, Dont know what sat nights are like but the couples seemed to keep themseleves to themselves and the lads just watched the pole dancers .... enjoy your visit everyone seems really nice in there
didnt even realise i could get pm's.. read the post ..dashed to my inbox...DOH empty.. is it worse getting crap messages or none at all !!!! at least you got something to read .. even if it is slightly annoying lol
written in response to the original post. should i have mentioned that
errr im a fella btw ... thats why i want a silent rabbit.. l lurrrvvv the ears. am i a freak????
i may be naive but is there such a thing as a perfectly silent vibrator?.. is it possible to buy a ramapant 'stealth' rabbit? . If not come someone hurry up and invent one please
i learnt how to cut up a frog with a scalpel .. however i have never been attacked by a frog and i dont tend to carry scalpels to defend myself
my smiles been broken for months . maybe if ea some java i'll get it back
spending more time doing the hair in your nose and ears than the hair on your head
i discovered recently that i can have a double orgasm .as in one seconds after the other by god it took years to find it out but it was worth the wait
hi lucy welcome have fun try the chat room its good for whiling away a few hours
lm2ho2handle and angel and all you guys a big HI from me .. been a pleasure whiling away the early hours on chat with you guys