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fembernie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 64
Bisexual Male, 63

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SINGLE MALES - please note.
Due to the large numbers of single males on the list, I am afraid I have to close the list for you UNLESS either I know you or someone known to me can vouch for you. Sorry
Oralgift - was nice to meet you. Have added you to the list.
Phil-osopher - I sort of met you at the London social a cpl of weeks ago - have also added you to the list.
Rickn7, Niandly and cal37 - you are all added too
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Hi all
I have changed the meeting time from 1pm to 3pm as we have some stuff to do that day!
I have also booked an area of a pub for us and its very close to the South Bank, which is good for those of you who want to pop out to the festival stuff that is going on that day.
I will be sending details of the venue etc out a few days prior to the event. I am also getting a list of hotels together for those of you who have asked for this. If you want a hotel list let me know - or else a hotel search for SouthBank, Waterloo or Blackfriars area will get find you a hotel close to the venue.
I might even book a hotel room myself wink
See you all soon
Bernie
OK - more names added to the list :happy: :happy:
Osemlover - I hope you do make as not seen you in ages! biggrin
Benito - not seen you in ages either so make sure you come along wink
Quote by iainmac69
confused: hi iainmac69 here can i please come to your party in august if i get will be a s/h party virgin cool

Ian - you are added to the 2nd June list - but not sure what August party you are talking about here. rolleyes
Quote by teppic_99
Greetings from Borneo, well bass, tied the knot and then invaded OZ.....well all i can say is that the face does not ring any bells, but i recognise those breasts anywhere,
love to you both,
(teppic....kissing Oranutangs in Borneo...(they are the only ones who would have me))

Hey Teppic - Hope you are having a good time. How long are you away for?
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OMG !!!!!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG - from Miss Innocencebolt
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Mallock - are you really GOD?? rolleyes

rotflmao Okay a little story...
Mallock is in the hospital after having his heart attack... They moved him from the HDU to the LDU and the nurse came to write his name on the board above his bed....
Nurse said to him, so how do you spell it and he replied G... O.... D.... When she had stopped laughing she wrote G.O.D. in the part for special requirements :giggle:
lol - at the GOD bit not the heart attack bit !!!
Mallock - get well soon xxxxxxx
Quote by Pete_sw

Ok so the ‘lets meet right now, am 5 minutes away’ wont work when u have kids in the house, but reasonably, it shouldn’t take too long to arrange something.

Unless your nearest relative is a 60 mile round trip away and there were more babysitters left on the Marie Celeste than there are round here lol
Quote by Pete_sw
God I do waffle on don’t I rolleyes

On occasion :giggle:
where's the raspbery blowing emote when you need it :lol:
point taken wink
Mallock - are you really GOD?? :roll:
Quote by handh
Can you please put our names down.
The last one was a fantastic day out.
(I went down to the stalls if you remember Bernie)!!!
Even though it was because I got lost looking for that clothes shop!!
See you soon
H&H

You ended up at the stalls cos you got your left and rights muddled up - or maybe I got mine muddled up redface
Quote by westerross
All of a sudden the sky was blue, the birds were singing and I felt easy.
.

Did Easy like it?? lol
Quote by Corrie2007
Can't wait to see you Bernie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Me too - although I might see you before then. When are you moving into your new permanent house??
Quote by Biofilm
Hello,
I was wondering if I too could put my name on the list as an attendee.
The south Bank in June with a lot of lovely like minded people sounds wonderful.

Biofilm - of course you can come along. Will be in touch again closer to the day biggrin
Quote by jest44
Hi ya
Seems like a nice day out maybe I could come too smile

You have to come lol
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Hi Bernie...nice meeting u the other night..can we come to your social please?
Suzy and Colin
xx

Hi - have added you to the list and will promise to say more than Hi and Bye this time biggrin
Gerf you are on the list, as is HorneyOldTart and MrD.
ldn_pair - your name and profile suggests you are a couple, but your request to come along to this is for yourself only. Are you a couple?
I survived Reading ....Just about hahaha. It was a good laugh and good night out so thanks for arranging this.
MiniDave - sorry for having a go at you about the kettle cool .......but dont forget the Heathrow Party you have to arrange wink
Corrie should have moved house today - if she packed all her stuff that is lol
I just want to wish my mate Good Luck with the move - albeit into a temporary place - and will catch up with you soon.
ooooppps - I am going to have to pull out of this too :cry:
I have pulled myself together and given myself a good talking too - and reminded myself that I am in training for the Moonwalk (a 26 mile walk done overnight to raise money and awareness of Breast Cancer). I get the majority of my training done at weekends with a group of women who are also doing the walk. As this night out is just a couple of weeks before the walk I need to be training and not drinking and gallavanting about the Midlands :shock:
I am sure you will all have loads of fun - and will try to make the next one - if there is one
Hi all
We got a bit held up with some stuff at home so may get there a bit later than expected - but will be there. We are coming from Central London - and not sure how long its going to take.
See you later
Bernie and Bassman
Quote by Bassman
O for a stepford wife - what bliss that must be.
I only asked for a cup of coffee and a slice of toast ffs. confused

Go to Stepford then biggrin
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From the "Good Wife Guide"
Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

innocent
What exactly is this??????rolleyes :roll:
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Ohhhhhh OK then - go on put me and Bassman down. BUT we dont have a tent or anything like that :shock:

In have 2 tents at least so no excuses lol
Brill - but are either of them 5 star with a "turn down" service rotflmao
OK - I know I only got married to Bassman a few weeks ago biggrin
Everything was going OK - we had a great honeymoon for over 4 weeks travelling the East Coast of Australia. Once home we had a few more days chilling out till Bassman went back to work on Monday (I am not back at work till after Easter :D )
On Monday morning, Bassman got up and started getting ready for work and asked if I was getting up too. "What do I want to get up at when I have no need to" was my response to him. His reply was along the lines of "Well I thought you might want to get up with me, and make me coffee and toast before I go to work"
:shock: :shock: :shock: WHAT - errrrrr No thanks - I'll stay in bed - to which his (supposedly lightheartidley) reply was ................."Some sort of wife you are" :twisted:
Anyway - I am pleased to let you all know that Bassman is making a full recovery and will think before speaking in future
:D
Ohhhhhh OK then - go on put me and Bassman down. BUT we dont have a tent or anything like that :shock:
Hi Manolishi - the egg hunt sounds fun! Easter Cards are usual in my family - but thats cos we are religious (well I did used to be :angel: ) and its one of those times of year when a celebration card is sent out. Mind you I have received some but not sent this year any rolleyes
I wish I could get on with camping or else me and Bassman may have come along (if invited of course). I dont get on well with all this outdoor stuff :twisted: