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foxylady2209
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male, 56
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Quote by Lost
Is it right to call the woman a little old lady

Yep - she is clearly old (86), definitely a lady (she was polite) and from the look of the photos, on the small side. So, 'little old lady' seems a perfectly acceptable description. biggrin
The police on the other hand should be taken to one side and have the term 'intimidation' explained to them. Preferably one at a time by 3 big, burly wrestlers with hangovers and grannies.
Pointless, ugly, dated, cheap, tawdry. I wouldn't have one in my garden even for its irony value.
Mind you - my garden looks like the 'before' photos on a weedkiller advert so maybe I can't comment. biggrin
I've never understood why it isn't standard practice to decapitate any and all 'killed' enemies - especially vampires, werewolves and zombies. Only that liquid-metal terminator comes back from losing their heads.
Or at least a bullet through the brain for humans. That would stop those tedious last-minute-baddie-staggers-out-from-the-mist-forcing-our-hero-to-one-final-stand. Yawn.
Quote by skinny
Well foxylady, I'm wounded, yet again, following yer "usb" comment..... I shall go sit in the corner and just sulk now.
neutral

You shouldn't. If being skinny was automatically a bad thing a phrase like Useless Skinny Bloke wouldn't be needed - skinny would be enough of an insult. I'm sure you are an extremely useful sort of skinny bloke. biggrin
Quote by Lost
My comedy hates are mostly anything such as dick Emery, Benny Hill, and any of the Carry on film. I also never really got Monty python and found the young ones unbearable. Oh and as for Morecambe and Wise....yuck!
I quite liked some of the earlier observational stuff such as Carrot Connely Not the 0'clock news even a little French & Saunders Fry and Laurie. And a bit left field I also liked the American sitcoms Roseanne and home improvement. a few current worth whiles for me are Milton Jones & Chris Addison

A agree with a lot of that.
I do love Jeff Dunham (he of Achmed the Dead Terrorist fame) he is ,much nearer the knuckle than most US comedians.
My pet hate? Jokes that end with the line "Get it?" And an explanation of the joke. If people don't get it there is no point explaining it. But an expressive country like America telling jokes to an internalising country like the UK must be like pulling teeth - we often enjoy our humour with barely a smile when the Americans would be hollering their laughter.
There is nothing wrong with offending someone - spending one's life never being offended is not a human right. Granted there is a difference between funny-offensive and cruel-offensive and everyone's line between the two is in a slightly different place.
Not funny (IMO) : Al Murray, Jack Dee, Bernard Manning, Chubby something, any more like that, Michael Mackintire is ok in small doses.
Funny (IMO) : Reginald D Hunter, Lee Evans (although I get bored eventually)
Actually I find situations funny more than 'comedians' - I fell about laughing during both Calendar Girls "We'll be able to get that sofa in the leather then" and Kinky Boots "Sex isn't supposed to be comfy!!" - and filled up in both too. I enjoy a lot of British films for their comedic/pathos content.
The off the cuff interplay on programmes like QI and League of their Own can be hilarious, but impossible to recreate on the phone to Mum.
Pay Day loans etc are awful and targeted at the most vulnerable people.
If your money often doesn't make it to pay day, taking a loan out to bridge the gap will only make things worse - and possibly drive you into a spiral or more and more debt, losing your home (and possibly family), losing your job (often a side effect of losing your home/car), bankruptcy.
If your money normally makes it to the end of the month but your car needs work so you are short this month. Talking one of these loans out will be like having work done to your car (albeit a smaller amount) every single month, and if you can't make the payments - they increase with no upper limit until you get into the spiral or more and more debt, losing your home (and possibly family), losing your job (often a side effect of losing your home/car), bankruptcy.
If you can get money ANY OTHER WAY, even throwing yourself on the mercy of your mother-in-law, it is better than these corrosive deals.
Another warning, a friend's son took out a Wonga loan (he was working at that point) then lost his job and couldn't make the payment. His Mum made a single payment on her debit card - she did NOT formally take over the loan - but the next month's payment came out of HER account. In the microscopic print it says that if you make a payment you take over the loan - this is the small print for the original borrower, no wonder my friend knew nothing of it. If you want to help a person out to make a payment, transfer money into an account for them to pay from - don't ever use your own details. In the advert is those bonkers old folks say "we give you all the information you need - - - " no they flaming don't!
I wish there was a system of micro-loans in this country like there is in India.
Or British Broadcasting Company (used to be Corporation).
Do you know BBW? Big Beautiful Woman.
It would be great to have an 'Acronyms' section on the left side in the Information section.
We could make up our own - USB? Useless Skinny Bloke. biggrin
IBM - I Blow Men.
Quote by northwest-cpl
Stockport 1967, who'd have thought they wouldn't put enough juice in - just as well Stockport was still a wasteland so there was open land to crash on.
New York 2009 - hooray for the Hudson River.
I work under the Ringway flight path and I'm always pleased to see the tail of a plane - it means it's missed me again.
It will happen one day.

1967 was nearly 50 years ago. There has been a wee bit of development since then, in both engineering and protocols. New York 2009 was caused by multiple bird ingestion. No engine can survive multiple birds crashing through it - if we made them strong enough they would be too heavy to take off. It is about minimising risk, never eliminating it altogether.
Your first example is too old to be a valid quote and the second one simply proves that with excellent people, even externally-caused damage doesn't have to kill the passengers.
Yes, planes do have non-injury 'incidents', and some have proper crashes - the sort that kill passengers. The chances of one happening right over your house- vanishingly small. If you are stressing about it, you need to seek help, not move house.
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
It's never answered because it contradicts the oft repeated , rarely challenged Thatcherite lie that nationalised industry is necessarily wasetfull .... The problem lies in good or bad management and political interference, industry succeeds not because of who owns it but because of how it is run.

Exactly my thoughts - saved me from typing. :thumbup:
Yes every time, to the first. People like that should be scraped off the roads and made to walk everywhere. Not doing it is the same as not reporting an old lady being mugged - leaving it to the police cos 'it's their job' is abdicating our responsibility as people. It is a crime and even if it doesn't result in a crash on that trip, it will eventually.
And a resounding NO to the second. The minute you pay for something you will get more of it - but a fair percentage of it will be made up.
I think the in-car camera you are referring to only retains a short section of recording before and after an impact. I don't think it records on demand or everything.
Quote by Lizaleanrob
if we have global warming
why is it so cold in may dunno

Because, when the world (global) average temperature increases (warming) it does not mean everywhere is warmer all the time.
The main, observable effect is the increase in extremes of weather. So, colder, wetter summers (which can severely compromise farming) and more extreme winters, either warmer/drier which is terrible for creating drought in summer, or extreme cold and snow/ice with obvious bad effects on people, farming and the natural world. What you get depends on where you are in the world and what is happening that year in the way of El Nino and other weather systems that have a cyclic pattern.
In what way a con?
That CO2 levels aren't rising?
That humans are not contributing to a rise in CO2?
That the rise in CO2 doesn't have detrimental effects on the planet's ecology?
"It's a con" is a bit of a broad brush statement that is as hard to disprove as it is hard to prove.
The phrase 'tipping point' doesn't mean there will be a sudden and obvious change - that simply isn't the meaning of the term. It can mean that we will not be able to stop the continuing rise of CO2 once it has got to this level. So today wouldn't look much different from last week. But 10 years from now could look a lot different from what it would have looked like if we had controlled the increase to below that level.
Me belief is that there has always been a variation in CO2 levels through volcanic action and a wide range of natural causes. I also believe that humans produce a significant amount of CO2 that pushes the environmental effects of CO2 increase further and faster. The fact that we can't change what happens naturally is no excuse for just sitting back and allowing humans to make matters worse. I DO believe that increasing levels of CO2 are dangerous and I feel I understand the scientific arguments as to what the effects will be pretty clearly.
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
Coffee should be made with freshly ground beans ..... tea does not come in bags (these consist of floor sweepings and rat shit) we are a nation of hot beverage philistines and should hang our heads in shame

You will be proud of me then. Yesterday I purchased a caddy spoon. biggrin And I have a gorgeous mug with a lid and a filter in it - perfect for 1 cup of proper tea. The lid stops the cat sticking her paw in it.
I tend to avoid Starbucks, I like a quick Costa when I'm being lazy (their choc twist things are lovely) but I will make the effort to leave the local Westfield and make my way to the Corn Market cos they do lovely tea and tea cakes or a great salad. And if you ask, they will give you a second tea pot full of hot water to stretch your tea bag further.
I remember you ALWAYS got a separate pot of hot water in the 'good old days' of proper tea shops and cafes.
There you go - a new business opening. biggrin Let us know where and when - we'll all give it a try.
If there isn't a person/party you positively WANT to be in power who do you vote for? I won't vote for 'best of a bad lot' since any choice then is still 'bad'. As it happens I would have voted, as I know one guy who is standing, but I wasn't able to get round to it.
Quote by starlightcouple
Sat Navs. A brilliant invention and to think you put in a postcode the other side of the country, or to the other side of Europe on occasion, and hey presto it sends the info back to you car via a satellite in space and takes you all the way there. Incredible.

But isn't it annoying how it tells you how to get out of your own street? I only set mine on the last section, assuming I am ok getting onto the motorway for instance. But it means stopping to set it up. I'd love one clever enough to be told when to start telling me the way.
No but I would make an effort to get chatting next time I see them in case they are lovely, bonkers, sexy, psycho. biggrin
Knitting needles. Think about it. That way the most impoverished person in the thirdest world country can take thread and create clothing.
Lazy speak. And jargon. But the one that gets me, will always get me and causes me to drop my opinion of the speaker to about 1% is:
Leverage. As in "We need to leverage the situation". It is grammatically nonsense and the people saying it just want to sound clever and managementish. It's as bad as saying "We need to temperature the room." when they want the heating turned up.
I used to work at a large company with multiple buildings in one area. I worked in one of the newest (and nicest). Our manager went to a meeting where each part of the company would be discussing what their contingency plans were. With most of them, if their building became un-useable, the contingency they had decided on was to move into our building.
Our manager had to point out that we could cope with up to 100 extra people (about 5% of the possible inrush) and only for a short period. In some cases over 1000 people could have tried to descend on us. They hadn't thought it necessary to tell us either.
At our local contingency meeting we were asked "What is your action if the building is burned out and all the computers are destroyed?" My answer was - I go home and wait for you to sort out a new place/system for me to get on with my job. They were not pleased - but my job didn't include restoring major IT systems or shifting furniture.
Have your tonsils out. Worked for me. biggrin That and breathe in short breaths until you can't anymore.
Nope just dumped them on my desktop. I've run antivirus and it seems ok but I've had to reset the default search etc etc etc. I think it's sorted. But I think the process of uninstalling the games got rid of the msg reader too. Ah well, I'll get an Outlook user to open them for me.
It's my fault. I shouldn't have thought it would be ok to download anything for free. LOL
Great thanks - the link loaded a load of software that I now can't get rid of - loads of 'free games'. Serves me right for asking for help!!!!!!!
I have a load of .msg files. They are what I emailed to myself from another account. I was supposed to be emailing the attachments, scans of documents - which I hope are under there somewhere. How do I open the .msgs to find the attachments?