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We're a Nottinghanshire couple and we're bored. Cal is 40, Ian 37; although, when we look in the mirror, we see a pair of 18 year olds
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We live in a tiny village near Newark. We both work and have varied interests. We both love socialising (for socialising, read 'drinking') and the country life (walking, cycling, horses, etc). We may be a bit too much for our part of 'Little Britain' though.
Either way, it's not easy to meet open minded, fun, easy going people. So. if you're a couple or female and think that you might like to get to know us, give us a shout. We're not talking about sex for all, but at the very least we look forward to a good night out and to possibly meeting some good new friends. Obviously, fun, consenting sex would be a bonus :twisted: .
We look forward to hearing from you,
Cal and Ian.
We're a Nottinghanshire couple and we're bored. Cal is 40, Ian 37; although, when we look in the mirror, we see a pair of 18 year olds
.We live in a tiny village near Newark. We both work and have varied interests. We both love socialising (for socialising, read 'drinking') and the country life (walking, cycling, horses, etc). We may be a bit too much for our part of 'Little Britain' though.
Either way, it's not easy to meet open minded, fun, easy going people. So. if you're a couple or female and think that you might like to get to know us, give us a shout. We're not talking about sex for all, but at the very least we look forward to a good night out and to possibly meeting some good new friends. Obviously, fun, consenting sex would be a bonus :twisted: .
We look forward to hearing from you,
Cal and Ian.
Been away working in Oiyrlund; found it to be very green, very hospitible and a whole pile of fun. Met a lovely young lady, blonde as a blonde thing, who told me the following hillarious joke:
A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff. which one hits the ground first?.......
.........the brunette!!
The blonde had to stop and ask for directions. :doh: Whoop whoop. :silly:
Beat that for a groaner.
A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff. which one hits the ground first?.......
.........the brunette!!
The blonde had to stop and ask for directions. :doh: Whoop whoop. :silly:
Beat that for a groaner.
Hi Guys
It's Cal here, the better (female) side of funtimes. I'm getting rid of the other half next weekend :bounce: and would like to find a lady to meet up with on Saturday for an evening out and maybe a night in :twisted: .
Any of you girls out there in the Newark / Nott's / Lincs area want to play?
Ladies only on this occasion please for some girly fun :twisted: :twisted: .
xx
It's Cal here, the better (female) side of funtimes. I'm getting rid of the other half next weekend :bounce: and would like to find a lady to meet up with on Saturday for an evening out and maybe a night in :twisted: .
Any of you girls out there in the Newark / Nott's / Lincs area want to play?
Ladies only on this occasion please for some girly fun :twisted: :twisted: .
xx
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The fat that they take from the buttocks is then processed and injected under the skin between the penis substance(??) and the skin itself :shock: :shock: this is what makes the ole feller wider <<<<smile please ladies>>>> :happy:
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The fat that they take from the buttocks is then processed and injected under the skin between the penis substance(??) and the skin itself :shock: :shock: this is what makes the ole feller wider <<<<smile please ladies>>>> :happy:
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OOOOOOOhhh! :eeek: Did you see it....Did you see it???????? :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Suck the lard out of yer bum and put it in your 'old boy'?? :confused:
It's a personal thing, but there is no way I could go for this sort of op.
Thoughts :jagsatwork: fellas
SSSSHHH.... Cal's got daughter over _ _ both are asleep :sleeping: :yawn: _ _ we need to be quiet
No but is okay
Ian
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:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: Suck the lard out of yer bum and put it in your 'old boy'?? :confused:
It's a personal thing, but there is no way I could go for this sort of op.
Thoughts :jagsatwork: fellas
SSSSHHH.... Cal's got daughter over _ _ both are asleep :sleeping: :yawn: _ _ we need to be quiet
No
but is okay Ian
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Aw Vix, that's harsh :cry: 
- we thought that everyone here was soooo nice :dry: - and we even checked out your tits out for ms page 
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Hi Alex, thanks for the concern re getting involved with nutcases :silly: . Haven't seen any examples of realinsanity yet but we'll keep our eyes open and try to remain vigilant - the first sign of madness and we're gone
TE - would love to give you a clever answer to the numbers :jagsatwork: , but it's simply Ian's year of birth, just missed off the BC. He was born the only son of some simple(ton) fisher-folk who lived on the banks of the Nile. His age has it's advantages - his skin is so thick that he doesn't get upset when told to feck orf. :laughabove:
Whoop whoop :silly:
- we thought that everyone here was soooo nice :dry: - and we even checked out your tits out for ms page :shock: :lol: :lol: Hi Alex, thanks for the concern re getting involved with nutcases :silly: . Haven't seen any examples of realinsanity yet but we'll keep our eyes open and try to remain vigilant - the first sign of madness and we're gone
TE - would love to give you a clever answer to the numbers :jagsatwork: , but it's simply Ian's year of birth, just missed off the BC. He was born the only son of some simple(ton) fisher-folk who lived on the banks of the Nile. His age has it's advantages - his skin is so thick that he doesn't get upset when told to feck orf. :laughabove:
Whoop whoop :silly:
Hi there H&H
We're Newbies too. Also from Nott's, near Newark. A small village, population of about 50, so plenty of curtain twitching. Not really.......everyone keeps themselves pretty much to themselves (apart from the neighbourhood watch Generals hehehe).
Read the posts in the cafe, some of them are hysterical..........there's more than one loon in here :silly: Take some of the ad's with a pinch of salt and watch out for the blaggers.
Other than that, chill, relax tell a few funnies and enjoy yourselves. Feel free to PM us if you've got any juicy nott's gossip or just want a friendly chat. :cheers:
We're Newbies too. Also from Nott's, near Newark. A small village, population of about 50, so plenty of curtain twitching. Not really.......everyone keeps themselves pretty much to themselves (apart from the neighbourhood watch Generals hehehe).
Read the posts in the cafe, some of them are hysterical..........there's more than one loon in here :silly: Take some of the ad's with a pinch of salt and watch out for the blaggers.
Other than that, chill, relax tell a few funnies and enjoy yourselves. Feel free to PM us if you've got any juicy nott's gossip or just want a friendly chat. :cheers:
Absolutely right. Can't say that you've advertised and had no response. Remember me? Saturday night, 8 o'clock? Oh yeah, you didn't show or even bother to send a message. You can't expect people to respond if you are simply going to back out. Why should people waste their time if you're not genuine?
Sorry to bitch, but it did piss me off.
Sorry to bitch, but it did piss me off.
Thanks all for the warm welcomes.
Neil, a life lesson, never ignore anyone with a sense of humour - especially a childish one - you will end up the butt of their jokes lol.
Misschief, 'DO NOT CLICK' in the cafe posted by Re-Lapse......it's so funny that you had better make sure you're sat down.........okay it's not, but heyx
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Neil, a life lesson, never ignore anyone with a sense of humour - especially a childish one - you will end up the butt of their jokes lol.
Misschief, 'DO NOT CLICK' in the cafe posted by Re-Lapse......it's so funny that you had better make sure you're sat down.........okay it's not, but heyx
:cheers:
Hi there girls and boys,
Sorry if this meanders a little, feel free to chastise us for it at the end. Firstly, we'd like to say a big 'HELLO' to everyone, we being Cal and Ian from er, Nott's. We're both new to this, apart from a little flirting with 'non standard' sexual activity after smoking 'non standard' cigarettes (we were duped, honest officer), but being at the wrong end of our thirties, feel comfortable enough to dabble / dip a toe in / test the waters, etc, etc and so on.
We have both been regular visitors to the site over the last few months and have to say, there are some 'interesting' characters around here. We're both looking forward to getting to know you all. Hmm?? No add as yet, but if anyone wants to know anything about us, simply ask. We are straightforward, no-bull people and appreciate the same in return........we give respect, we expect respect. Sure we're going to have a ball here and hope we can make some good friends over time
Okay, here goes the meander.
1. Can anyone explain why so many ad's / posts from 'women' seem to be written by men? ie. my wife wants six 'well hung' men......contact 'me' and I'll arrange everything.
2. Re 'Don't Click'. We clicked, D'oh!
Then we clicked on Easy's sig, Double D'oh!!! 
ops: Ooh, you characters.
See you all around, Cal and Ian from er, STUPIDxx. :doh:
Sorry if this meanders a little, feel free to chastise us for it at the end. Firstly, we'd like to say a big 'HELLO' to everyone, we being Cal and Ian from er, Nott's. We're both new to this, apart from a little flirting with 'non standard' sexual activity after smoking 'non standard' cigarettes (we were duped, honest officer), but being at the wrong end of our thirties, feel comfortable enough to dabble / dip a toe in / test the waters, etc, etc and so on.
We have both been regular visitors to the site over the last few months and have to say, there are some 'interesting' characters around here. We're both looking forward to getting to know you all. Hmm?? No add as yet, but if anyone wants to know anything about us, simply ask. We are straightforward, no-bull people and appreciate the same in return........we give respect, we expect respect. Sure we're going to have a ball here and hope we can make some good friends over time
Okay, here goes the meander.
1. Can anyone explain why so many ad's / posts from 'women' seem to be written by men? ie. my wife wants six 'well hung' men......contact 'me' and I'll arrange everything.
2. Re 'Don't Click'. We clicked, D'oh!
Then we clicked on Easy's sig, Double D'oh!!! ops: Ooh, you characters.See you all around, Cal and Ian from er, STUPIDxx. :doh:
