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gocommando1969

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25 Jan 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
I'm very interested in your services. Do you travel to clients or have your own offices?

I hadn't thought it through that far...... maybe I should consider a company car, maybe an old london cab, or the bus from Scooby Doo to get me to appointments biggrin

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There is a lot of work still to be done on this idea......... now all I need is a volunteer to try the service and ensure that everything is satisfactory...... wink

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24 Jan 2007

Quote by Bloke2005
So don’t delay, come take advantage of your free vagina valet today.

I don't have a vagina but I like the sound of this - can I still play? :rascal:
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Apply by all means...... but it wouldn't really be a vagina valet......
Gives me another Business Idea!! :shock:

24 Jan 2007

Quote by blueandpink
Good copy. Correctly targeted audience. Nice style. Sure to be a winnner.
pink x

Thanks xx

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24 Jan 2007

Complementary Vagina Valet
Is your vagina in need of a good servicing? rolleyes

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Has it been some time since anybody gave it some care or paid it any attention? :cry:
Is it starting to distract your from your work? confused

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Do you keep on hearing a little voice from between your legs whispering “give me some sex”? sad

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If this is the case, then you can now take advantage of your complementary vagina valet service. biggrin

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The full vagina valet service includes:
- Initial vagina tantalising / titillation
- Kissing of the vagina lips
- Exploratory tongue investigations
- Clitoral stimulation via slow/fast tongue flickering
- Single/double finger insertion (once vagina fully moist/lubricated)
- Leading on to full penis penetration (typically accompanied by further clitoris stimulation
- Culminating in full vagina orgasm / ecstasy
……..and a fully satisfied customer.
So don’t delay, come take advantage of your free vagina valet today.

28 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
*rushes in to tend to the ever so gorgeous GC's toe.
Sure there is nothing else that needs tending to there GC??? :rascal:

Well I do get this buldge in my pants everytime I think of you in your basque..................
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GC, I can feel a change of avatar coming on! lol

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
*rushes in to tend to the ever so gorgeous GC's toe.
Sure there is nothing else that needs tending to there GC??? :rascal:

Well I do get this buldge in my pants everytime I think of you in your basque..................
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28 Jan 2005

you are so very caring Gem, I've stubbed my toe............................
I think I need a nurse?? :twisted:

28 Jan 2005

and I was beginning to think it was
a caring very considerate female.............................

28 Jan 2005

it all becomes clear...............................

28 Jan 2005

That's good I'm not the only one, it's probablt gobbilydeegook

28 Jan 2005

but what does the abbreviation: acvcf mean..................
I just read it in the let's meet up forum and I haven't got a clue, I know that Judy is hot on text speak, should maybe ask her??
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27 Jan 2005

AAAAAHHHHHHHH Good a plumber, can never get one when you need one.
Hello and welcome............ :wave2:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by jomu
Gone are the days when signals were simple and easy.
Flash your brake lights = I'm gay
Flash your internal light = Anyone about for some action
Flash your heads = I'm scared there's someone creeping up on me
now wipers ?
Back wiper = I've run out of toilet paper ?
Front wiper = I've left my hanky at home ?
Now, if a couple are bonking on a picnic bench and you wander over, get your sandwiches and flask out and then sit down for a bite, they call you names and start slanging you.
Yet, what are picnic tables for ?
It's no wonder car parks are full of cars with people sitting in and doing nothing.
Nobody is speaking the same language anymore !!

Thanks for that, really cleared things up for me................... now even more dazed and confused
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4 Jan 2005

Quote by little
I'm more like Ozzy than Sharon :shock:

So you have yet to have thousands of pounds of cosmetic surgery??
As long as you don't have bats for breakfast.................................. :shock: :shock: :shock:

3 Jan 2005

I would have to be looking for Sharon Osbourne........
The song would have to be 'Love in an elevator'............ I don't think think my singing would get me through, but my dance routine might !! :twisted:
woo hoo, thanks for the post.............. kiss

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3 Jan 2005

Well here goes nothing!!
:P
Hi, I'm 31 yrs old, 6'4" tall and athletic build. Dark hair, whats left of it (cut short) and dark eyes.
I'm single and have been for the last 5 months and that's the way I like it!!
I'm into most things and have tried most of them once (no pain or w/s), broad minded and liberal, with a sense of humour. I'm easy to get along with, educated, well I went to school!!!!
I know the single guys get a hard time (and I'm sure some deservedly so!!), and as a result I'm trying to say a little about myself without boring the pants off you!!
Preferences as follows:
red wine to white
becks beer to budweiser
chinese to curry takeaway meal
cinema to theatre
coronation street to eastenders (although I rarely watch either!!)
I'm looking for a like minded female swinging partner in the Aberdeen / surounding area.
Please reply/PM me and we can take things from there, thanks.
PS. I know from reading some of the posts on here that this is a long shot and I understand the reasons behind it, however this is a genune post and I am a genuine person, but I may reply to this myself just so it doesn't slip off the end of the page with no replies - sorry. biggrin

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28 Dec 2004

For the most part I am enjoying being single again, but I guess that's in a selfish sort of way in that I can put myself first and don't have to consider my partner's feelings. But there are certain times that I miss being in a relationship, sometimes the need to talk to someone about nothing in particular but just know that they are there. When I think about it now, it was this feeling that probably caused me and my ex to drag out our relationship although it wasn't really going anywhere and we were both unhappy. I think sometimes that it is easier to feel comfortable in a relationship that isn't working than to make the hard decisions and make a clean break.
So to answer the question, yes I am enjoying being single.
Thanks for a thought provoking thread. biggrin

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14 Dec 2004

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
YES AGREE BANDERAS BUT YA GOTA TAKE PAPER OFF

I knew that there was something I was forgetting to do !!!!! :doh:

14 Dec 2004

and of course Arnies' other favourite line:
I did not grope her bum!
Of course that's not in his films, it was on the campaign trail !!!!! Aah American politics has to make you smile...............

14 Dec 2004

how could I forget Arnie...............
I'll be back

14 Dec 2004

Robert deNiro, taxi driver
you lookin at me

14 Dec 2004

The name's Bond, James Bond........... I can't remember the film though :doh:
Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred

8 Dec 2004

flapjackboy............... I'm guessing you didn't see this Saturday's X-factor, G4 did a cover of Queen's Bohemian Rapsody - again opera style - and you're right, they shouldn't be allowed to, I don't think anyone could do that song justice!!

8 Dec 2004

zootle, I didn't mean to suggest that the original was any good, but it suited Britney, but 4 opera type singers singing that song 'opera style'..................... :doh:

8 Dec 2004

I don't know if this will count because it hasn't been released, but it was performed by G4 on the X-factor (obviously I was told this because I'm far too popular to be sitting at home watching TV and not out enjoying myself with the beautiful people................ confused

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G4 covering Britney Spears, Hit me baby 1 more time............. :shock: sad

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7 Dec 2004

Quote by northwest-cpl
Well we once did it with the light on...

with the light ON !!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I can't compete with that, the closest I can get is keeping my socks on........ sad

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7 Dec 2004

well MQ, not that I'm questioning anyone's tastes, but it's just not my cup of Tea, I couldn't see myself wanting to show people round my house with that in the bedroom, it too crude and in your face for me................ that's all biggrin

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7 Dec 2004

I find it a bit rude....................

7 Dec 2004

ps. one person's interesting is another person's uninteresting - who should be the judge?
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7 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
I am becoming increasingly interested in the interest shown in uninteresting posts. The general interest in these posts of low interest also seems to be on the up. This upsurge in interest may lead to the generation of posts with a lower interest rating, which is in itself interesting.
Fascinating!

I'm sorry Kent-man, you've confused me here, I take the following from your post , perhaps you could let me know if I'm on the right track. If the general interest in posts of low interest is increasing, then interest in interesting posts we can assume is increasing at a greater rate. Therefore, these uniteresting posts are creating greater interest in all posts , and as such would surely increase the number of interesting and uninteresting posts, thereby the cumulative effect being a more interesting forum. :shock: