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hotrod39
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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Quote by winchwench
A TOTAL sucker for accents- but top of the list is a guy who can speak Russian.
Mmmmmmm, give me a guy who speaks Russian,,,,,,,,,,No, seriously I want one NOW!!!!

Hmmm Witchwench, in your arms, I think I could be a very cunning linguist... lol
Quote by JizzyMuffDiver
Jizz, I've heard of backing shyly into the limelight, but this is ridiculous! lol :lol:
Just want to know - is this a 'one off' by the Matt publicity machine, or is he available for hire?

I'm neva shy... :lol: ..as for Matt hes's cool maybe we should call him 'Mr Wrong Button'.....
cool
Better make sure Matt never gets near anything that might go bang....
Quote by meat2pleaseu
2............a lot of women WON'T reply to un-solicited PM's anyway.

What a shame. sad It was on another, similar website to this, that an unsolicited email of mine sparked a wonderful and very satisfying friendship. biggrin :D :D :D This friendship is still going strong, two years later.
Maybe Lissa's 'lot of women' would gain vastly more from SH if they were a little more open-minded....? smile
if you'd been around for more than a month you'd realise the women on here don't need to respond to every despetate 'fuck me now' one line PM's. in fact they can pretty much choose from a huge range of guys. as for open minded, you obviously don't know many of them as they are more than open minded. there is little for them to gain and i don't know where this idea of yours has come from, there has recently been an sudden influx of wankers who seem to think the ladies on here are just provided for the pleasure and sexual satisfaction, which is why most of us regs now play elsewhere so why should they respond to every PM?
I'm in the fortunate position of being able to PM most of the regular females on the site and probably get a reply, but this is only because most of them will know me from the site and because i treat them with the respect deserved. It's been stated many time before 'THIS IS NOT A QUICK SHAG SITE!' even with the recent changes, swinging is about much more and a different attitude and until you guys work that out we'll just watch you stumble round aimlessly, thats when we're not having fantastic sex with the fantastic women who grace this site
Not acceptable, Meat. I'll pm you privately about this.
Quote by little gem
I do like a man with a nice smooth mellow accent though. It does flip my lid sometimes! Along with being talked to in foreign languages such as French when getting it on... something about that drives me wild redface
kiss
Gem. x

Mmmm, je t'aime, petite gemme! :smitten: Tu es un vrai diamant... veux-tu coucher avec moi? hump Tu connais tu le veux! wink
Jizz, I've heard of backing shyly into the limelight, but this is ridiculous! lol :lol:
Just want to know - is this a 'one off' by the Matt publicity machine, or is he available for hire?
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Bet Jordan has some good moves... :twisted: Oh is this topic only related to men? confused Because there is a distinct difference in Womens performance. What I ponder could be the tell tale for women's perfomance between the sheets? Or on the washing machine? :confused:

Hmmm, DaytimePlayboy, that sounds like a runner for a fresh thread. Go for it, my son! cool
Quote by Serendipity
Personally, I wouldn't encourage you to "reward" the near misses when your ad is asking for a such a specific interest!

confused :? :? ....why not? smile
For the reason I stated, their ad is asking for something very specific so a near miss isn't possible........you either share that interest or you don't. That's a very personal choice so close enough isn't always an option.
Ah.. different definitions of a 'near miss'.
What I meant by the term was someone who fulfilled Adam & Becky's specifications to a T (or almost to a T - for example, might not be into watersports), but Becky took one look at his photo and said, 'nah, don't fancy him'.
Your definition of a 'near miss' is what I'd call a 'country mile'! lol :lol:
Adam/Becky - sorry to be talking about you as though you're not there - but look on the bright side... there's no such thing as bad publicity.. biggrin rolleyes
An honest scouser - hang on, do they actually exist???
OK, OK... smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Sorry.. redface
But welcome to the world of the weird, Rich and Dee... 'this is reality Jim, but not as we know it'. Have a really good time here. biggrin :D :D
But are people honest? I doubt if anyone really knows the answer, but it's probably yes. I suspect our standards of honesty (newbies and regulars alike) are not so different from the big outside world. In other words, we sort of tell the truth most of the time.
Quote by Serendipity
Personally, I wouldn't encourage you to "reward" the near misses when your ad is asking for a such a specific interest!

confused :? :? ....why not? smile
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Is it really that bad for us men that are sleeping with literally hundreds of women to be thought of as hussy's??(

Um... confused Since when was a man described as a hussy? I always thought that was a term a woman used, for another woman who's slept with more men. cool
Quote by Lissa
2............a lot of women WON'T reply to un-solicited PM's anyway.

What a shame. sad It was on another, similar website to this, that an unsolicited email of mine sparked a wonderful and very satisfying friendship. biggrin :D :D :D This friendship is still going strong, two years later.
Maybe Lissa's 'lot of women' would gain vastly more from SH if they were a little more open-minded....? smile
Quote by AdamBecky
No matter how clear we try to make our ads we seem to get mainly cut and paste replies that have obviously not even read our ad, and are not into what we are asking for.
Or replies with no picture, or 1 liners without even a "Hi" or a name given!
Is it just us and our (Slightly kinky) likes, or does everyone have this problem?
Any advice please?
(We are a M/F couple with photos on our profile and ads)
Becky and Adam
xxxx

The good news is you're doing nothing wrong. Your ad is very specific in a relaxed, friendly sort of way. It's not accompanied by the kind of pussy pics that virtually invite cock pics in return.
The bad news is, as freckledbird says, you will have to live with the dross that comes back. There are a lot of x-rated Homer Simpsons out there, whose thought processes begin and end with, 'mmmm, pussy'. rolleyes You can delete their pm's without a second thought.
Can I, though, encourage you to reward 'near-misses'? These are the people who actually read and tried to give a civilised response to your ad, but you decided not to pick them. A simple, polite 'thanks, but no thanks' goes a long way to encourage people who do try to make an effort.
I don't think you deserved the tetchy tone of freckledbird's response, IMHO. People should not be discouraged from seeking advice about specific problems they are having. A problem shared... biggrin
Hope you find a suitable playmate or two soon! wink Keep smiling...
Quote by roadrunnersw1
You said she likes more than one man but you don't want to go to a place where it is male dominated. Don't really understand that. Please explain? In the meantime I might suggest Sanderson's bar in the Sanderson's Hotel. More ladies most of the time then men. Lots are glamour girls and lap top dancers as well as people doing the gangbang thing in one of the rooms after snorting coke and putting their drinks down.
Billy

Lap top dancers??? :shock: :shock: Not on mine, they don't...
Seriously guys, I wouldn't bother. Drugs and swinging just don't mix. When people, like moi, say, 'd&d free', we mean it - and not keen on getting involved with people who don't. If that sounds a bit puritanical, please feel free to pm a mod.
Still, at least they do the gangbang thing after they put their drinks down - hate to see good booze getting spilled lol :lol:
Quote by Serendipity
If I was the owner of a Sex Shop, what single item would you want to buy from me ?

Sex toy cleaner of course! lol
From what the SH ladies say, it had better be industrial strength... unless they're all mouth and trousers...
...sorry, that should read, 'all mouth and knickers'... smile
Quote by winchwench
Awwww shucks! redface
you guys are sooo sweet!

Yup, we just ooze charm, winchwench! Never mind your size or dress-sense, if your personality is anything like your posts, you'll fit right in.
If you get stuck in biggrin surprisedops: both of you will have some wonderful experiences. :D :D
Quote by Sarah
They had one in solid titanium - that's the metal used for coating supersonic aircraft... it's a snip at £1,800. A little pricey? Look at it this way - it will be a family heirloom for generations to come - try wearing that bugger out!

Send it round, us ladies on SH will wear it out......... lol :lol:
Great! Hire the Albert Hall, so we can all watch! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Its Harry
How does one jump from the "is Newbie camp" to the "was Newbie camp"

Harry has a point. The stock answer from the old 'n' bold brigade is to go to a munch (purely social gathering). Which is fine if you live north of Birmingham, or are willing to wait months and months.
There is, I'd say, a crying need for something more short-term, especially in the London area.
Are any of the more established members willing to organise something.....? smile
Quote by Dawn_Mids

I'm extremely goodlooking, thoroughly nice young man, originally from the midlands but have lived in various places in the uk.

Reads as big headed and probably not that worried what the female wants out of this
Quote by you_lala
You must be oversexed and need it for ages

Desperate rolleyes
Quote by you_lala
You must be intelligent, and be able to turn me on upstairs.

What about the fem or is this about 'YOU'
Quote by you_lala
i'm a very good catch.

Yeah, your point is?
:roll:
Beautifully put, Dawn. Read, mark, learn and inwardly digest, fellow males...
Quote by spideyuk
try this site i got mine from here worth the money biggrin :D
HannahnAlex

They look great... shame the measurements are in metric though! Are they dishwasher proof?
btw 1" = approx 25mm smile
Funny you should mention that... I was having a coffee at 'Coffee Cake & Kink' in Central London this morning, and they had quite a display of glass dildos... and yes, they are dishwasher proof!
They had one in solid titanium - that's the metal used for coating supersonic aircraft... it's a snip at £1,800. A little pricey? Look at it this way - it will be a family heirloom for generations to come - try wearing that bugger out! lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Lovecommando
Some people have a fetish for making love to soft cuddly toys. They are call 'plushies' or 'plushophiles'.

Blimey :shock: I do lead a sheltered life..
Wouldn't teddy get a bit soggy after a while??
Wonder if anyone could sweet-talk a manufacturer into letting members have one for free, for publicity purposes... you know, the 'SH Seal of Approval'... on second thoughts, the dildo-buying public might get a very strange opinion of us all :P
Quote by zana2000
I think good dancers are often great shags. However it has nothing to do with altletic ability or stamina, its just that men who are unhinibiteed enough to get up and dance, (whilst theirmates are sat down clutching their pints and pretending to be deeply engrosed in their conversations), are simply far less reseved in bed.
My husband is a great dancer and often the first male up on the floor!!!

Uninhibited on the dancefloor and in bed... hmmm, think you have a point Zana... Get a decent live band (or a DJ who knows what he's doing), and I'll drag any woman around onto the dance floor....
The best male dancer I know is my bro-in-law... and he's gay... hmm, do gay men dance better than straights???
You can't beat the old film noir genre from the 1940s. Try 'Double Indemnity' (Barbara Stanwyck at her most vampish) and 'The Postman Always Rings Twice'.
Wonderful.... smile :) :)
Quote by Lissa
My other half is an International Dance Terrorist. If we go to party's I take a staple gun to fasten his feet to the floor just to save other people from having to witness his pathetic attempts.
Between the sheets though...................OH BOY biggrin

Sounds very, very familiar....!
It's an old wive's tale that a man who's good at shaking his bootie on the dancefloor is soneone who's going to give a lady a good time between the sheets... bearing in mind how crap most men are at dancing, is that true??
This is a terrific thread - well done to Snesh for getting the ball rolling. :thumbup: :thumbup:
There's some great advice doing the rounds - I hope it gets acted on by all serious swingers in SH.
I'll add my latest pennyworth...
Fakes roam the Net looking for likely opportunities - just like petty criminals who look for an open window. We'd all help ourselves a lot if we took a few simple precautions not to attract them.
Take pic collectors for example. I can't imagine what they get out of it - me and my sheltered background, I suppose. But they'll be attracted to SH because the ads are jam-packed with the kind of photos pic-collectors go for. Honestly, there's enough pussy on show to keep a convention of gynaecologists happy for months... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now, I'm speaking for myself here. But if you're female, I'll take it on trust that you have a pussy. (I paid attention in sex education classes at school :shock: redface biggrin :D ) I'll also take it on trust if you tell me it's trimmed / shaved / pierced / got a darling little tattoo of Donald Duck on it. I don't need photographic proof!
What do other single males think?
I think some of the regulars here are getting a little hung up about timewasting.
To a large extent, we have to take people at face value - I mean, does anyone insist on a doctor's certificate to say that someone new is fully healthy? - and be realistic that things don't always go according to plan.
For example, I met a couple just before Christmas socially. They were newbies, interested in a threesome. We got on well, with the verbal promise of fun and games in January. When I spoke to them last week, they had changed their minds - deal's off. They had wasted my time, true. Were they 'timewasters'? No, just human beings who - for whatever reason - had changed their minds. Humans are allowed to do that!
I've been a member of SH for a month now (although I've swung for much longer), adn this is far and away the most interesting thread I've seen - nice one, Fabio :thumbup:
From what I can gather, SH is suffering from a bout of indigestion - too many newbies all at once - and yes, I can see it's unsettling for the regulars. Who are all these people? :confused: :confused: :confused:
I know some regulars are afraid of undercover journalists. Well, there's sod all any of us can do about it, except that if you are a prominent figure in your own community, just stick with the 'tried and trusteds'. If you're nobody special (like moi), then no journalist will bother - it's not a story. I live not too far away from where the Radlett parties are held. Not too long ago, Richard and Janet, who host these parties, appeared on the front page of the local rag ( Local reaction? Zilch. It didn't even qualify as a nine day wonder...
Irishdazzler hit the nail right on the head. And the feeling of pride in 'owning' the woman other men are lusting after exists right through society. Unless you're chronically jealous, of courseyou want your wife to dress nicely and look good, so other men fancy her and envy you. We swingers just carry it to the next level.