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You can drink from the age of 6.......belive it or not. In your own home....you parents can give you a 'small amount' but if ya get pissed up of it, your liabal.
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Quote by veejay
Rite....you have to be 16 to have sex.....but 18 to buy pornography.....excuse me...but surely you should buy pornography to get an incite into the real deal, and not just watch them dodgy cartoons they show you at school when sex ED comes around.
You could be spending 2 yrs of ya life putting it up the 'poop shoot - (_o_)' and wondering why you lady aint getting pregnant? lol

But pornography is about titillation, not education. I'm sure the dodgy cartoons you may have been shown, make it clear that its the vagina thats used to get pregnant.
And is it a good idea to get pregnant at 16?
titilation not education.....good point. Still odd tho...we all need to 'get off' especially at the peak of our youth. And as far as geting pregnant at 16....well no......I stand down redface rolleyes wink
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Rite....you have to be 16 to have sex.....but 18 to buy pornography.....excuse me...but surely you should buy pornography to get an incite into the real deal, and not just watch them dodgy cartoons they show you at school when sex ED comes around.
You could be spending 2 yrs of ya life putting it up the 'poop shoot - (_o_)' and wondering why you lady aint getting pregnant? lol
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have you self a click on this link, turn the volume up. wait for it to kick in fully - tell me if you like biggrin this is ultimate happy of happiness
:D :D :D :D :D
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I used to enjoy a nice portion of grange hill after school. I was only young when it was on, but still used to watch the re-runs

'just say no...zammo'
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If they had mobiles back then, every one would have the the intro music as their ring tone.....just me then :P biggrin
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Wish they still had Gladiators on. Rumors of Ulrika copping of with all the gladiators. couldnt imagin her copping of with wolf.... rolleyes :P
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Quote by ananga ranga
Monkey Magic, Iam showing my age now redface

Never heard of that. When was that on tv....should i not ask lol
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She was lush tho. Any one could see by the picture that no girl would be dissapointed if they looked like her...on that note, no guy would be disspointed if they had an arranged marridge, and her face was revealed when the vail was to be lifted. I'd be tapping my dad on the back biggrin :D :D cheers old boy haha
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oi oi camper- me and you in the same boat eh - lets see what they got to offer wink
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MEN BEHAVING BADLY
I used to watch this like it was my religion. My fave character was Tony. thought he was a legiond. cool 8-) 8-) Especially when he got it on with Debs, she was a tastey portion aswell...until she went 'TWEENYFIED' confused :? :?
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Quote by mace173
i cant get enough of alicia rhodes at the minute, shes awsome in seven the hardway and just as good in internal cumbustion 5 :shock:

as far as the ladies go, Jasmin is the shiznips....I dont kno what it is that draws me towards her. shes filthy wink I dnt have that many dvd's with her on tho which is a shame. Must get ordering.
as far as blokes go Ron jerremy is the 24 carrot legiond. His fuzzy hair is the works. haha, I think if you look at him, he's got a body like a baby. And that tash...well thats just tradmark. lol
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Quote by DreamerHelen
Welcome to the Site Jam.......and ummmm what is a Scunny? Just wondering.... smile

SCUNNY. its an abreviation for where I live. Scunthorpe . wink
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Quote by da69ve
Any sexy women fancy a long slow massage and afters?
I'm tall and slim, smooth-skinned and seriously sensuous.
Alx
smile

What's for afters?
after eights usually go down a treat wink
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Quote by Sexysteph
Oi! Come on you lot, say hello then. smackbottom
:rascal: :rascal: bolt

can I have some of that :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: next Saturday honey?
Seriously Jam :welcome: 2 the asylum you have met one of the Male slappers here pmsl - Hope you get as addicted as us lot wink
the asylum lol
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Quote by J3diMast3r
Any one buy owt interesting? I couldnt find owt worth buying. I thought if I was a mother....what would I want.....perfume/aftershave....choccy....a book....dvd....cd....
hmmmmm
So slipped a £10 in a card and had done.

:shock: Aftershave??? dunno
calvin klien - crave = aftershave.....but its lush. for him....or her wink
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Any one buy owt interesting? I couldnt find owt worth buying. I thought if I was a mother....what would I want.....perfume/aftershave....choccy....a book....dvd....cd....
hmmmmm
So slipped a £10 in a card and had done.
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Quote by da69ve
Not to sure who'd i be ...but if i could be one i'd want to be like my hero Homer Simpson!

Home is a legiond. He mite nail one too many beers, be lazy and not be able to rub two brain cells together. but hes the ultimate dad and husband.
'DOH'
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Now then, just thought I'd break the ice and introduce my self to the board. I'm james from Scunthorpe, 20. I'm a student in Scunthorpe doing a GNVQ in plumbing. I'm not a complete tax doder tho wink , I'v got my self a part time job untill i finish my course in 4 months cool
I'v read alot of the posts on the board for a while, there seems to be a good crowd of people here so thought id' sign up and get to kno a few people.
8-)