Quote by Bloke2005
LOL - well Jags and FB can come to if they want and it makes you feel safer - and at least one of them can vouch for me
Will I get chucked off here if I admit to being straight and single?
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jameswestlondon
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Bloke2005
(feminine side?)
Happy to apologise if I have offended you though
If you offer an olive branch, make sure it ain't got barbs on it next time yeah
Oh, come on, it was just an attempt at disarming humour - I am sorry if that offended. Probably shouldnt have said it but then I am too cheeky for my own good
Sorry
Quote by Bloke2005
James - stop being insulting please - I think cocky is the word. I still consider myself new here and have been around a little longer than you. Having got to a munch very quickly for being bisexual, anyone that was there got to know me a little and I hope knows that my posts are always 'tongue in cheek' I've just re-read all of your posts and it would appear that I'm not the only person who has been on the receiving end of your quips.
No offence intended - just good advice.
Advice I welcome. But if you think I'm being insulting you're way off beam and being far too touchy (feminine side?)
Happy to apologise if I have offended you though
Quote by Bloke2005
Thanks James - I consider myself told off.
If I need any further advice on how to pick up blokes and make sure I know the difference between 'interest' and 'offer' I'll come to you.
Off to the pub now - good job we spoke and you shared your 'wise words' or I might have ended up in trouble after one too many Cinzanos
What is it they say about sarcasm? The lowest form of what?
Quote by Bloke2005
Oh, there's many, many more that are far wittier and far quicker than me. And, for the record, my tongue is nearly always firmly in my cheek when I post
PS: I'm surprised they let you join - all male swingers are bisexual, or so I thought - it's a kind of prerequisite ain't it? :shock:
Apparently not...sssh don't tell anyone mate
Quote by wallace47
Maybe she thought it would have been a better idea for YOU to go halfway across London...but not knowing the circumstances ref travel arrangements, will not judge you....well not toomuch anyway,
Bill
Sorry Bill, you decided to post this again despite my reply earlier? A better idea might be for you to stop being so fecking presumptuous and judgemental!
I do not know how it posted twice, I only pressed the button once.
I was NOT being presumptious or judgemental, at least I had the decency and forethought to say "not knowing the circumstances", I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, and not jumping to any comclusions.
AND....the re was no need for the "donut" remark !!!!
Ok, sorry, I'll take it back. And eat it. God I love donuts
Quote by wallace47
Maybe she thought it would have been a better idea for YOU to go halfway across London...but not knowing the circumstances ref travel arrangements, will not judge you....well not toomuch anyway
Bill
Sorry Bill, you decided to post this again despite my reply earlier? A better idea might be for you to stop being so fecking presumptuous and judgemental!
Quote by SunBunny
Any suggestions for a horny fucker who needs to cum today?
What about a trip to your local? Surely you could pull a tasty bit of totty and take her home...you do live alone after all....just an idea....
Most girls on here ( I think) need a bit more conversation, flirting, seduction etc, before crossing London for a shag. I wonder how many guys actually get successful meets from 'I Need A Fuck Tonight' type posts.
Just a thought. No offence intended.
None taken. But it had nothing to do with this site and I have known her for ages. It was actually a call for suggestions, like your own, not an 'I need a fuck tonight' post anyway
Quote by Happy Cats
Gerry Adams wakes up in a good mood, goes to the bathroom looks in the mirror and thinks “jeez I look good, but whats that funny smell?â€
Goes down for breakfast and the wife kisses him good morning and says “jeez you look good this morning, but whats the smell?â€
Arrives at the Sinn Fein office and Martin says “ Hi Gerry, you look fantastic, can you smell something?â€
Well Gerry is pissed off about this and goes to see his doctor. He explains that everyone has been complimenting him but what is the smell?
The doctor looks at him for a second and then says “Mr Adams, I know exactly what is wrong here……………..
Your’e a c*nt!â€
I know, I know – offensive to c*nts
I always thought the punchline was 'I look good, I feel great but smell awful'...cue cunt line from doctor
Quote by Ice Pie
Ok Ice how about this one
A definition of endless love? Stevie Wonder and David Blunkett playing tennis
Blind tennis is a cruel sport, definitely not a fit subject for humour: All those poor guide dogs dodging frantically, desperately trying to keep their charges out of the firing line and being rewarded for their efforts with an all too frequent dropshot to the goolies. Not funny at all.
Oh are they blind? I thought they were just notoriously bad tennis players
