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jason54321
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
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n. one who has never gloried in Stevie Gerrard making a deft touch to circumvent the world renowned Milanese defence or witnessed the spectacle of the out of favour Jerzy Dudek's match winnning performance to win the best championship in the world for a side who will sell him in the summer
Art is many faceted and not restricted to the middle classes - live and let live my friend and celebrate with us scousers who've had 20 years of drought....
:D :D :D
Art is many faceted and not restricted to the middle classes - live and let live my friend and celebrate with us scousers who've had 20 years of drought....
:D :D :D hadn't read but have now....
Happy to assume said responsibilities if sufficient interest (best PM me I guess and let's say only open to people who've been members for more than 3 months - or are otherwise verified)
and btw mr (or ms) moderator - I've got a nice arse - intellectual or otherwise (happy to demonstrate if you fancy joining us...)
Happy to assume said responsibilities if sufficient interest (best PM me I guess and let's say only open to people who've been members for more than 3 months - or are otherwise verified)
and btw mr (or ms) moderator - I've got a nice arse - intellectual or otherwise (happy to demonstrate if you fancy joining us...)
YES YES YES
Fuck I'm going to be so hungover in the moring and why wont the moderator let us have more than one topic on such a momentous night - philistine!
for me toniught confirms - any apologies if any former partners reading but football is better than sex (although sex whost watching footabll is even better I have to agree)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :cheers:
Fuck I'm going to be so hungover in the moring and why wont the moderator let us have more than one topic on such a momentous night - philistine!
for me toniught confirms - any apologies if any former partners reading but football is better than sex (although sex whost watching footabll is even better I have to agree)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :cheers: On this momentous occassion for all good scousers I need reassurance that even here in the land of the promiscous there are limits
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :D
Mod edit - one thread on football is sufficient, feel free to post there.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45036.html
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :DMod edit - one thread on football is sufficient, feel free to post there.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45036.html
ok - time that I repaid your advice
5 Unblockers for you:
1. Mathematrical Unblocker:
draw 17 circles of different sizes on your piece of paper
take a look at them
squint at them a bit
join them up
squint at them a bit more
colour a few of the circles in
keep on squinting
any ideas yet?
2. Literal Unblocker:
write down the following 4 words 'lunacy', independent', 'flavour', 'delve'
now add 9 words of your own
make up 3 sentences involving at least 3 of the words you've written
use one to start writing
3. Rethinking:
consider yourself walking down a street
watch a boy helping a lady cross the street
see her strike him
watch him pulling his hand out of her handbag
see him putting the toffee into his mouth
4. Philosophical
consider how green colourless ideas can sleep furiously
5. Physical
think of 3 things you havben't done since you were six
do a head stand
then do the first one
shout 'porridge' out of your front window very loudly
do the next one
pick your nose and flick the boggie
do your last one
one of these has got to work......
best of luck
(not such a bad guy - honest!)
Jase x
5 Unblockers for you:
1. Mathematrical Unblocker:
draw 17 circles of different sizes on your piece of paper
take a look at them
squint at them a bit
join them up
squint at them a bit more
colour a few of the circles in
keep on squinting
any ideas yet?
2. Literal Unblocker:
write down the following 4 words 'lunacy', independent', 'flavour', 'delve'
now add 9 words of your own
make up 3 sentences involving at least 3 of the words you've written
use one to start writing
3. Rethinking:
consider yourself walking down a street
watch a boy helping a lady cross the street
see her strike him
watch him pulling his hand out of her handbag
see him putting the toffee into his mouth
4. Philosophical
consider how green colourless ideas can sleep furiously
5. Physical
think of 3 things you havben't done since you were six
do a head stand
then do the first one
shout 'porridge' out of your front window very loudly
do the next one
pick your nose and flick the boggie
do your last one
one of these has got to work......
best of luck
(not such a bad guy - honest!)
Jase x
