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jaxxbizkit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44
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the kind of denial that every birthday is my 21st? nah bit young for that yet...........
god that was scary, the more and more i read down that list the more depressed i was......... i think i need a good lay down!!!!! smile
oh my god................
im only 23 and the majority of that lst already applies to me, im old before my time!!!!!!
thought of one more actually while i was bored at work today!....
Iv seen people talking about american pie on this thread but the one that gets me is where "oz" and mena suvari are spending the summer night faliing in love, not so much the scene but the song that accompanies it..... really sends shivers down my spine in a nice way!
Good Subject!
resivouir dogs - where the undercover cop is getting his ear chopped off to the sound of steelers wheel on the radio!
The Crow - where brandon lee is on the table of the meeting being shot at by several gang members and the film goes into slow mo...... this is where brandon lee died whilst filming (the guns where all supposed to be loaded with blanks, but a real bullet was put into a gun and he got shot and died on set)
The Matrix (1st one) -
1. Lots of them in this film, The part on the training dojo where neo starts to realise his talent
2. Where Neo fights agent smith in the underground metro station and its the first time anyone has stood upto an agent and morpheous utters the words.... "hes beginning to believe"
3. Last but not least where Neo knows hes "the one" and can see everything in code down the hallway... i have seen this film over 20 times and that scene still gets me with the shivers down the spine!
might be up for that, depends what night though obviously!
some of us have to work weird hours most nights of the week!
It would be good to see some of you in the flesh :shock: ..... so to speak! ;)
thanks hun
Damn and after looking at the pictures I thought I was going to get an 80's looking glamour model to be with when i went!!! smile
Oh well Il give it a try anyway, as i said its the girls that are more up for it than me..... which makes a change!
Gav
is there anywhere i can find more out about rios?
I have a couple of friends that are interested in going there (both female!) should be a good time had by all!
:twisted:
I think the general view of the matrix trilogy is exactly whats been posted here.
The first one was an amazing film, one which im not ashamed to say is in my all time top five and I have watched several hundred times.
But the idea got diluted the further into the trilogy they went.
the second one wasnt bad and got some unfair critisism, wasnt a patch on the first one but it did its job as the 2nd in most trilogies are just fillers to keep you going till the end.
the third film was such a disapointment when me and my firends saw it, we had been trying to guess this magical end to the trilogy but it never materialised and the third film just ended up being an overblown scifi action film whihc is ok to watch but you wouldnt want to watch it again and again.
see youv got me started now, I could talk about the matrix all day!!!
It isnt finished yet...... when the directors and all involved look on those films in 3-4 years they will see that it hasnt had a proper end and that there is a ton of money to be made by packaging it up as the true ending to the matrix.
and the way that the third film ended (i wont let it slip dont worry!) just leaves it wide open for another film to be made.
hahaha i am loving all of these!!!!
specially the swingers club cheers lucy!! i think he would enjoy dressing as a girl though, hes a very weird one!
it definately is brighton now, we have a bed and breakfast deal sorted out, but keep the ideas coming these are dynamite!!!!
Fred...... after all the things this guy has done to all of us on nights out he doesnt deserve a hacksaw!!!! smile
Hiya guys, i thought you lot would be the best people to consult on this topic normally get some very wierd and wonderful ideas off of you lot!!!
My cousins stag do needs to be booked, itl be over the weekend of the May bank holiday.
Any ideas other than the usual tieing to a lamp post thing.... something new and orginal that will leave a lasting memory for him of how his friends miss treat him and that hes safer staying in with his wife from now on!?!?!?! smile
ps the location is looking like blackpool so ideas a plenty please!!! the more evil the better!!
:twisted:
Sorry guys I didnt realise that this had been posted before, i am still a forum newbie so i havnt really had a chance to surf through the 37 pages of messages on here unfortunately yet lol ......... im getting there it just takes a bit of time!! smile
Good idea about the place where we could post jokes and random stuff though moist
yep moist, extremely bored are the words that best describe this fine night!!!
Thought id liven up the boards for the night as its free and fun! biggrin
Guys..... try and pursuade your partners to go to Copenhagen, there are perk benefits you (check the website below!) and plenty of tourity sites to see for her!!!! smile

Gavin
A place to post Jokes and any weird stuff you come across (not like that.... you dirty minded!!!!)
Post anything you like in here, websites that we should check out, pictures youv found whilst surfing around for porn....... er i mean aimlessly!!!
Im a posting machine tonight!!! smile
A little humour for a saturday night on the forum:
A LESSON ON HOW NOT TO CONDUCT YOUR WEDDING NIGHT:
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side and said, You'll like this one !!
"When I got married to your mother the first thing I did when we got
home was to take off my trousers. I gave them to your mother and told
her to try them on, which she did. They were enormous on her and she
said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too
large. I said to her
"Of course they are too large for you. I wear the trousers in this
family and I always will. Ever since that day we have never had a
single problem".
Jack took his father's advice to heart and as soon as he got Jill
alone after the wedding, he did the same thing. He took off his
trousers and handed them to Jill and told her to try them on. When she
did she said "I can't wear these, they're far too large for me".
"Exactly" Jack replied "I wear the trousers in this family and I
always will. I don't want you to ever forget that".
Then Jill took off her knickers and gave them to Jack.
"Try these on Jack" she said, so he tried them on but they were too
small.
"I can't get into your knickers" said Jack.
So Jill said " Exactly, and if you don't change your f****** attitude,
you never will!"
:P
I think i may be lynched by the female community for this but I had to post it!!!!

Now if I ever attend a munch im gunna need guarantees that no one is going to seek revenge with a pair of scissors!!!! :shock:
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hahahaha didnt think it would be too long before someone answered along those lines!!! Unfortunately i am alone right now, looking for ideas of things to do that i could suggest to my mates that would work without any money.
so yep unless something really interesting comes up real fast looks like il be going for the final option there.... the ol five knuckle shuffle...... a visit from hand solo......... a blowjob from pamela handerson........
i could go on but they get progressivly worse so il stop there!!!!
Gav
Saturday night with no money what to do!?! ideas needed!!!
Has been the longest saturday night in the history of saturday nights, am clean out of money until midweek as i "kindly" (stupidly :doh: ) lent all my money to my cousin for a week so am in need of cheap things to do.
banghead
Please help!!!! smile
Il start this one off.........
Tough to pick five out of the hundreds of great films I have watched but here goes!!
1 The Matrix (1st one only, the sequels sucked big time)
2 The Sting (robert redford, paul newman)
3 Resevoir Dogs
4 Italian Job (Original)
5 Fight Club
Il probably look at this list in the morning and have a totally different take on it but there ya go!!!! rolleyes
What do you guys think?
What are your favourite films of all time?
Best bits of the office? where to start!!!!
The episode where tim keeps playing pranks on gareth..... the best one is where gareth has his mobile in a kind of gun holster thingy, so tim calls him up waits for him to answer and shouts COCK down the phone to him! lol
Classic stuff!!!
Gav
I would give this a go but my phone is a bit different!!!
I have enabled the bluetooth so that anyone can connect to it but not sure how to get a business card to send out to people.
My phone is an e200 orange exclusive phone so the general nokia instructions dont really help.......... in the hope that anyone does know what i have to do id be very interested to find out!
Gavin
Quote by Moist
No I shall get involved actually....
1. Radiohead
2. The Pixies
3. David Bowie
4. REM
5. Joy Division
loads more but think we covered this in an earlier thread I started.... :twisted:

see with the exception of radiohead i love all of those bands/artists (especially rem..... have travelled to germany a couple of times to catch them in concert....... some might call me a stalker...... i prefer avid fan!!!!)
so its only radiohead we disagree on eh moist!!! smile
Gav
Inspired by a heated debate between me and moist today!!! biggrin
Vote number one for the hottest act on the planet:
the red hot chilli peppers (got my ticket for their gig in June at Hyde Park!)