You don't know me. Because I'm a SH member from way back and for various reasons haven't been here for a while.
But I love narrowboats!!!!!!!!!! And waterways. And... well.. just the whole thing. But I never knew there was a swinging thing going on on the cut. Tell me more. Oh please...... tell me more.
Jezzay.
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Quote by foxyandbeasty
If anyone knows Bill Bailey from Never Mind the Buzzcocks and Black Book amongst others you wouldnt be surprised to learn his favourite band are Kraftwerk.
Here he does his own tribute.
I dare you not to laugh!
Watched it twice through and still laughing!! Thank you.
Jezzay.
Quote by madchick
Now with the new age discrimination, if anybody advertises and puts certain age group in are they breaking the law??? I must admit I am well into my 50s and hate it when I see certain age groups. How will they feel when they get to a certyain age and find that couples/singles are not looking for their age.
Brian
I've nothing to add to the comments already made - I just wanted copy the original post again to make sure nobody misses it!
I may have missed something here but I think the legislation is only relevant when we want to EMPLOY someone to ... well, whatever.
I'm not paying.
Are you paying?
Then forget it.
Jezzay
Oooohhhhh, made me wonder...Can escorts now refuse to 'escort' toldies. I knew an escort who refused to meet anyone over the age of 60 incase they 'pegged out' on here..........If they are paying, does she have to meet them now???
Wow! That is an interesting one, really. I bet they never thought that of that.
Think I'll email Radio4. They're really hot on this stuff.
Jezzay.
Quote by MikeNorth
Now with the new age discrimination, if anybody advertises and puts certain age group in are they breaking the law??? I must admit I am well into my 50s and hate it when I see certain age groups. How will they feel when they get to a certyain age and find that couples/singles are not looking for their age.
Brian
I've nothing to add to the comments already made - I just wanted copy the original post again to make sure nobody misses it!
I may have missed something here but I think the legislation is only relevant when we want to EMPLOY someone to ... well, whatever.
I'm not paying.
Are you paying?
Then forget it.
Jezzay
Quote by Mal
Thanks Missy,
I'm not around much I'll be honest. I don't know many people now. It feels like starting again and that was difficult enough!
Jezzay.
Oh, I don't know - I thought we broke you in quite gently last time!!
Nice to see you posting again, Jezzay :welcome:
Mal
You did. Oh, you did!!! I've added a bit to Fabio's birthday posting but effectively I lost a great chunk out of my life due to a chronic back condition - yeah, yeah, very funny - which I'm only just recovering from. So I'm getting ready to party.
And by the way, hearty congratulations on your life change. I'm really pleased.
Jezz.
Quote by fabio grooverider
Since when did Newcastle have a 'pink triangle'? Where is it? I've obviously been away far too long.
Unlikely I'll be there, Fabs, but Happy Birthday anyway.
Jezzay
Thanks hun.. long time no see.....
yep!!! you have been away too long!!!
If you want to come up the offer is always there, be nice to see you again....
sean xxxxxxxx
Thanks baby. I can still picture your wonderful... errrmmm.... attribute,
I haven't got anything as groovy-sounding as neutrowotsit but I've had a year of chronic sciatic pain. A lot of time off work and total shut-down of my social life. Hence a stranger to SH. (I'm really not a 'lie back and think of England' girl so any form of sex has been a no-no.) But I've finally found a good combination of therapies and am improving rapidly. So my suggestion to you is - always question, always ask around, get as many second opinions as you can and one day you'll find the right healer.
J.
Good heavens! I haven't been around for ages and I was just using the site to see what had happened to the Liberation club and I thought well, while I'm here I might just see what the Forum's like - will I know anybody - and BlueXXX's back!! And Corrie's here - hello!!! - and lots of people. Nostalgia rules. I guess some people never went away. Hi Vicky. And Mal - the first SH person I ever met.
So can we all take over again and get rid of the tw*ts who keep messaging me saying 'Love your profile - can we meet up' which is very wierd as I don't have a profile?
Jezzay.
So can we all take over again and get rid of the tw*ts who keep messaging me saying 'Love your profile - can we meet up' which is very wierd as I don't have a profile?
Jezzay.
I went AWOL for a while and missed all the commotion but have learned the background.
I really really don't like getting random cut-and-paste PMs from horny newcomers saying how my profile turned them on and how their 9 inches it going to benefit me. What profile would that be then - the one that says I'm old and from Norwich?
And I don't like Admin PMing saying I HAVE to update my profile. No I don't.
Jezzay.
I really really don't like getting random cut-and-paste PMs from horny newcomers saying how my profile turned them on and how their 9 inches it going to benefit me. What profile would that be then - the one that says I'm old and from Norwich?
And I don't like Admin PMing saying I HAVE to update my profile. No I don't.
Jezzay.
Thank you all for your messages. I'm really only letting the season get to me. I've had a good year but just get sad now and again that I remain alone.
Nothing awful has happened but my lifestyle has changed in a way that has meant SH and related activities have had to take a back seat. For now.
I was missing physical closeness and thought of the site. (I'm sort of seeing someone but he's sort of seeing someone else.) I don't understand why the change in format has alienated so many people but maybe there's been other stuff happening here that I've missed.
Anyway my moodies will lift as the days lengthen. Have a Great New Year guys.
Jezzay
Nothing awful has happened but my lifestyle has changed in a way that has meant SH and related activities have had to take a back seat. For now.
I was missing physical closeness and thought of the site. (I'm sort of seeing someone but he's sort of seeing someone else.) I don't understand why the change in format has alienated so many people but maybe there's been other stuff happening here that I've missed.
Anyway my moodies will lift as the days lengthen. Have a Great New Year guys.
Jezzay
I've tried this before and it didn't work out. But I'm not going to quote the ti*mewa%t$r word.
I'm fairly mature but still in shape and never short of attention. But I have this tick list. Stuff I want to do while I have the opportunities. Most of the stuff on the list is now ticked off for which many many thanks.
Two things left - ice-skating on frozen canals (global warming seems to have put a block on that for now) and dreadlocks on my pillow. So - hello dreadlocks? I know you're out there. I promise you won't be disappointed. (SH references available on application!)
Jezzay.
I'm fairly mature but still in shape and never short of attention. But I have this tick list. Stuff I want to do while I have the opportunities. Most of the stuff on the list is now ticked off for which many many thanks.
Two things left - ice-skating on frozen canals (global warming seems to have put a block on that for now) and dreadlocks on my pillow. So - hello dreadlocks? I know you're out there. I promise you won't be disappointed. (SH references available on application!)
Jezzay.
I've been a bit absent recently and if anyone who knows me wants to know why please PM me. But it's a community that draws you back. And right now because other stuff didn't work out my loneliness brings me back.
But not just that. Tonight I watched 'Kinsey' on DVD and it was amazing. So much of what happens and gets discussed on SH was in this film. Maybe it's been discussed before but even so it's worth discusing it again. Watch it! It's to do with everything that brings us here.
Jezzay.
But not just that. Tonight I watched 'Kinsey' on DVD and it was amazing. So much of what happens and gets discussed on SH was in this film. Maybe it's been discussed before but even so it's worth discusing it again. Watch it! It's to do with everything that brings us here.
Jezzay.
Quote by Bloodrush
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My God, HOW big ???
:lol: :lol:( You owe me a pint for that build up )
Night night!
Jezzay
Quote by flapjackboy
Angel, I have car and can drive, lets go pick uo a geek shall we. Okay you get Mon, Weds, Fri, and I get Tues, Thurs and Sat and we can just share on Sunday
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
BUT... BUT... I need you to help me connect my CD Writer on Tuesday and restore my documents on Wednesday and get rid of that virus on Thursday and...and....and....
Jezzay
Quote by Angel Chat
Jezzay!
bloodrush... is this a cunning stunt to capture either myself or the lovely Jezzay? (I think we're rather similar actually, except she has much better legs than I do
Thank you for the compliment. But if your avatar is anything to go by seems I miss out further up!!!!!!!
Jezzay.
Quote by Amber
Newcastle United.
Jezzay
Your not at all greedy then!!
lolWho. Moi????
But then if we had Aussie Rules football...."Each team consists of 18 players, with an extra four players on the interchange bench. These interchange players can come on and off at any stage through the match."
Jezzay.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I did Northwich to Oxford in 8 days
To me, that means absolutely nothing, as I said I am totally ignorant to the delights of a narrow boat holiday. Is that quick, or is that slow? Anyway, hope you enjoyed your 8 days and Master55, sorry for the Hijack
It can take a day just to get through Wigan! You have a HUGE flight of very daunting locks. Not very relaxing at all.
But normally it's wonderful. And the technicalities don't really take long to master.
Jezzay
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
It's a Saturday night. I think I may represent a few other single ladies who live in cities where Saturday nights can be a bit lively. And threatening. And scary.
Are you seriously suggesting we leave the safety , warmth and comfort of our own homes to go out and meet a total stranger at half past 11 at night???????!!!!!!!!
What planet are you on?
If it's any consolation it's what quite a few other guys seem to expect too. Try thinking.
Jezzay.
It's a Saturday night. I think I may represent a few other single ladies who live in cities where Saturday nights can be a bit lively. And threatening. And scary.
Are you seriously suggesting we leave the safety , warmth and comfort of our own homes to go out and meet a total stranger at half past 11 at night???????!!!!!!!!
What planet are you on?
If it's any consolation it's what quite a few other guys seem to expect too. Try thinking.
Jezzay.
Quote by jezzay
Just a wee bit more notice and you never know what might have happened......
Jezzay
Hey guys, calm down. This wasn't meant to trigger an avalanche of PMs. Just a hint that we don't sit around with empty diaries waiting for new people to join SH and expect gratifiication RIGHT NOW.
I suppose it's a tempting idea that the minute you feel a bit frisky a number of total strangers will stop what they're doing and arrive on your doorstep to sort you out. I think most of us ladies are a bit wary of walking blindly into a potentially dangerous situation.
So hang around a bit longer, keep posting and reading posts, get known and trusted, watch for social events, be prepared for at least one non-sexy meet first in a public place and hopefully things will come together.
Oh and let us know a week or so before?
Jezzay
Sorry I was unable to come. As I PM'd Harry, there was a big crowd of my colleagues going last night and I had declined to join them. Then I overheard that they were meeting in the same pub so that would have been really awkward.
But I'm glad we're getting better at actually meeting up round here. It's very promising. Also lots of new hotels springing up all over the place. Hint hint...
Jezzay
But I'm glad we're getting better at actually meeting up round here. It's very promising. Also lots of new hotels springing up all over the place. Hint hint...
Jezzay
