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What do you prefer personally?
Dogs.
Kidding
:lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u bitch
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HI all
Right need to be quick, she's back in an hour and I anit done the hoovering yet.
I need a volunteer to keep the list updated ..........
............... errrrrm iny miny miney mo ................... OLIVEOYL ..........
:worship: :worship:
Take the helm please hun, just for a coupla days? hmm? please? wouldya?
Good girl. knew you wouldn't let me down
see you all in a couple of days
:therethere: :thumbup: 
:rose: :cheers:
Right need to be quick, she's back in an hour and I anit done the hoovering yet.
I need a volunteer to keep the list updated ..........
............... errrrrm iny miny miney mo ................... OLIVEOYL ..........
:worship: :worship: Take the helm please hun, just for a coupla days? hmm? please? wouldya?
Good girl. knew you wouldn't let me down
see you all in a couple of days
:therethere: :thumbup: :rose: :cheers: Quote by Dawn_Mids
So that's what happened to it. :doh: :P
Oh and it's Brian May (sp?).
I think we may be hijacking Neils plead for sympathy, so I guess we'd better get this thread back on topic.
Why?
I was hoping to talk about my massive hair I used to have when I looked like a female with a red Brian May wig............let me show you............
How bad is that :lol2:
Nice tits :twisted: :thumbup:
Afternoon all
Hope all our Angels have been fulfilling thier duties
( I know two that certainly have :twisted: 
thank you ladies )
I wont be around much for the next few days, Katie is back on saturday :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: so you just know we will be a bit busy :hump: :hump: :beer: :hump: :rose: :hump: :blast: :hump: 
assionkiss: :cheers: :hump: :blast: :spit: :passionkiss: :hump: :hump: :hump:
so if some of you could keep the list updated that would be great. and a full report of Angel Activity to be PM'ed to me please (purley for quality control purposes you understand
:twisted: )
Will duck in for an update when I get the chance / energy.
Angels, ................. do your duty ........................ and be carful out there
S.H.A.G. List so far:
Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Welsh one
McCloggie
Midlandsman1970
Girls for guys
Vix
Possum
Oliveoyl
Maia
Katy
Bi’s for Bi’s
Vix
Libra + Love
Crystal
Oliveoyl
Katy
Up for anyone
Davej
McCloggie
BlueEyes
Kit
Reserves
Amber
Hope all our Angels have been fulfilling thier duties
( I know two that certainly have :twisted: thank you ladies )I wont be around much for the next few days, Katie is back on saturday :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: so you just know we will be a bit busy :hump: :hump: :beer: :hump: :rose: :hump: :blast:
:hump: assionkiss: :cheers: :hump: :blast: :spit: :passionkiss: :hump: :hump: :hump: so if some of you could keep the list updated that would be great. and a full report of Angel Activity to be PM'ed to me please (purley for quality control purposes you understand
:twisted: )Will duck in for an update when I get the chance / energy.
Angels, ................. do your duty ........................ and be carful out there
S.H.A.G. List so far:
Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Welsh one
McCloggie
Midlandsman1970
Girls for guys
Vix
Possum
Oliveoyl
Maia
Katy
Bi’s for Bi’s
Vix
Libra + Love
Crystal
Oliveoyl
Katy
Up for anyone
Davej
McCloggie
BlueEyes
Kit
Reserves
Amber
Quote by midlandsman1970
Im a little angel already :angel: my halo might be listing and it may have losts some of its glister but im a gud un at heart,
John fit me in somewhere, preferably for the girls :twisted:
NP m8, go to the stores for halo and wing issue, will reprint the list tomorrow
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
>>>>> Mine's a very large JD thanks :cheers: Quote by Katy
Great idea John
I dont think I could be an angel though Im not good enough to be one!
Is there a Angel training scheme or Apprentice Angel type thing to help aspiring angels get qualified for their wings? Sign me up if there is!
Failing that I will just settle for seeing if I can corupt an angel!! It could be a test before they attain full angelhood! Any angels want to put themselves in temtations way feel free to get in touch!
Katy
xxxx
Hey you
Training my ass, report to the stores for your wing and halo and meet me behind the bikesheds ...................... erm i meant on the parade square, hurumph ......... :twisted:
(btw, good to see you got your connections sorted :D )
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Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Welsh one
McCloggie
Girls for guys
Vix
Possum
Oliveoyl
Maia
Bi’s for Bi’s
Vix
Libra + Love
Crystal
Oliveoyl
Up for anyone
Davej
McCloggie
BlueEyes
Kit
Reserves
Amber
Ok guys, as a few of you have asked, the duty of an Swinging Heaven Angel of Goodness
Is to respond to those poor souls on here who, being used to sharing daily life with a partner,
suddenly find themselves “Home Alone†for whatever reason.
In my case it was because Katie went on holiday, it might be that the partner is away working,
in hospital, whatever.
Your duty is to answer the, “help, home alone†call and do whatever you can to help that person get through the separation period.
Be that in the forum, in the chat room, via PM, on messenger, or anything else that you feel is appropriate. (especially if they live just around the corner :twisted: )
Now remember Angels, the worst time for most ‘home aloners’ is in the dark of the night, sleep does not come easy when your partner is away, (unless they snore ) so you may be asked to sacrifice some sleep, but I know that the elite, who’s names will go down in the history of SH will be up to the challenge. 
:spit: :violin:
As for your reward :twisted: …………. Normally I would say that you will get your reward in heaven, but in this case I am rather inclined to think that your reward will be a lot closer than that, like probably at the next munch you attend.
One more thing ………………………….. Be careful out there. :small-print:
god I love you guys
Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Welsh one
McCloggie
Girls for guys
Vix
Possum
Oliveoyl
Maia
Bi’s for Bi’s
Vix
Libra + Love
Crystal
Oliveoyl
Up for anyone
Davej
McCloggie
BlueEyes
Kit
Reserves
Amber
Ok guys, as a few of you have asked, the duty of an Swinging Heaven Angel of Goodness
Is to respond to those poor souls on here who, being used to sharing daily life with a partner,
suddenly find themselves “Home Alone†for whatever reason.
In my case it was because Katie went on holiday, it might be that the partner is away working,
in hospital, whatever.
Your duty is to answer the, “help, home alone†call and do whatever you can to help that person get through the separation period.
Be that in the forum, in the chat room, via PM, on messenger, or anything else that you feel is appropriate. (especially if they live just around the corner :twisted: )
Now remember Angels, the worst time for most ‘home aloners’ is in the dark of the night, sleep does not come easy when your partner is away, (unless they snore
) so you may be asked to sacrifice some sleep, but I know that the elite, who’s names will go down in the history of SH will be up to the challenge. :spit: :violin: As for your reward :twisted: …………. Normally I would say that you will get your reward in heaven, but in this case I am rather inclined to think that your reward will be a lot closer than that, like probably at the next munch you attend.
One more thing ………………………….. Be careful out there. :small-print:
god I love you guys
You could try using a different browser, like firefox,
I downloaded and installed it after reading a thread in here and it literally cured all my browsing gremlins.
Have been using it for about four months without a hitch, you can also get an e-mail prog with it that’s also quite good.
HTH
John
I downloaded and installed it after reading a thread in here and it literally cured all my browsing gremlins.
Have been using it for about four months without a hitch, you can also get an e-mail prog with it that’s also quite good.
HTH
John
Quote by Maia
Sorry, sneaked off to watch Dog Soldiers, :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: then thought better of it and came back
so, gimme a minute to work out how far we've got.
Yeah, what was that film all about??? I think there was a sub plot missing somewhere in that film.
Edited: Forgot to say, I'd be an Angel for some guys...
:shock: :shock: Maia, omg where have you been?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: me, me, pick me, I'm home alone till saturday :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
{edit} and yeah, that film was
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Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Welsh one
McCloggie
Girls for guys
Vix
Possum
Oliveoyl
Maia
Bi’s for Bi’s
Vix
Libra + Love
Crystal
Oliveoyl
Up for anyone
Davej
McCloggie
BlueEyes
Reserves
Amber
Nice one peeps,, will give this thread a little while longer to see if we can find any more volunteers, then I'll issue a mission statment :twisted:
Hope you guys know what you've let yourselves in for
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh and by the way, its a bit like the Cosa Nostra, .................... you can n ever leave muahahaha ............................. :shock:
Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Welsh one
McCloggie
Girls for guys
Vix
Possum
Oliveoyl
Maia
Bi’s for Bi’s
Vix
Libra + Love
Crystal
Oliveoyl
Up for anyone
Davej
McCloggie
BlueEyes
Reserves
Amber
Nice one peeps,, will give this thread a little while longer to see if we can find any more volunteers, then I'll issue a mission statment :twisted:
Hope you guys know what you've let yourselves in for
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Oh and by the way, its a bit like the Cosa Nostra, .................... you can n ever leave muahahaha ............................. :shock:
Morning Angels (Ooh does that make me Charlie :shock: )
OK, so we have:
S.H.A.G. List so far:
Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Welsh one
McCloggie
Girls for guys
Vix
Possum
Bi’s for Bi’s
Vix
Libra + Love
Crystal
Up for anyone
Davej
McCloggie
Reserves
Amber
Other
Ok Angels, don't forget, it is now your duty to help out those who for whatever reason find themselves home alone.
how you do this is up to you, there are no restrictions :twisted: , but help you must.
Right, any more selfless, kind, and interesting people out there?
Remember, being a SwingingHeaven Angel of Goodness is an honour. :thumbup:
(Ooh does that make me Charlie :shock: )OK, so we have:
S.H.A.G. List so far:
Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Welsh one
McCloggie
Girls for guys
Vix
Possum
Bi’s for Bi’s
Vix
Libra + Love
Crystal
Up for anyone
Davej
McCloggie
Reserves
Amber
Other
Ok Angels, don't forget, it is now your duty to help out those who for whatever reason find themselves home alone.
how you do this is up to you, there are no restrictions :twisted: , but help you must.
Right, any more selfless, kind, and interesting people out there?
Remember, being a SwingingHeaven Angel of Goodness is an honour. :thumbup:
Thanks peeps
the new list will be posted tomorow
Glad to see that my Angels have responded :D :D :D
You guys :twisted: ......... talk about selfless dedication :thumbup:
You deserve a medal .................... MARK.............. can we design a medal please? ....
we can? :shock:
oh good,
off you go then :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
xx J
the new list will be posted tomorow
Glad to see that my Angels have responded :D :D :D
You guys :twisted: ......... talk about selfless dedication :thumbup:
You deserve a medal .................... MARK.............. can we design a medal please? ....
we can? :shock:
oh good,
off you go then
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:xx J
Wonders in, has a look around oops, wrong thread … :scared: ……… had a Honda CG 125 once 
ops: :oops: , and bloody lovely it was too, bought it second hand from Stephens Motorcycles ( are they still going?) and was as pleased as punch with it, it had brown and gold fish scale graphics all over it, with a picture of a graveyard (tombstones) and the shadow of the grim reaper on the petrol tank. 
Wasn’t till years later that I thought, “ why would someone bother spending all that money on a cg125’s looks,†then remembered getting a ticket for doing 85mph in a 60 zone …….. “ on a cg125????????“ :dunno: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Oh the innocence of youth, so wish I’d kept that bike. :upset:
My next biking experience was on a Norton Commando and I aint even going there this time of nite…………
:whistling: :whistling:
Xx J
ops: :oops: , and bloody lovely it was too, bought it second hand from Stephens Motorcycles ( are they still going?) and was as pleased as punch with it, it had brown and gold fish scale graphics all over it, with a picture of a graveyard (tombstones) and the shadow of the grim reaper on the petrol tank. Wasn’t till years later that I thought, “ why would someone bother spending all that money on a cg125’s looks,†then remembered getting a ticket for doing 85mph in a 60 zone …….. “ on a cg125????????“ :dunno: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Oh the innocence of youth, so wish I’d kept that bike. :upset:
My next biking experience was on a Norton Commando and I aint even going there this time of nite…………
:whistling: :whistling: Xx J
Quote by mistress_sassy
thinks you probably mean cuckolding (no h) and if so it's an old term for cheating on your husband/ wife, it normally refers to a woman cheating on her husband, so she would be cuckolding him, and he would be known as a cockold!
Wow history 101, and a swinging site too!
ops: :oops: one of these days I'm going to pluck up the balls to ask questions like this, i sooo wanted to know this, as i too have read loads of adds with it in, :oops: :oops: and didnt have a fecking clue
:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: Thanks guys
xx J
I love what I call the explosion,
not sure how many of you have ever experienced this, but its when all the parts of you that are able to exhale, do it all together :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you can feel it building up inside you, and it always starts with that annoying little tickle in your nose, so at first you try to stifle it, hold it back, hold it back some more coz you are sure it will go away.
then suddenly, out of the blue, it erupts, and all your bodily orifices seem to come out in sympathy,
you sneeze, belch and fart, all at the same time ................. which leaves you looking like a starfish stranded on a beach,
plus a very bewildered look on your face lol
not sure how many of you have ever experienced this, but its when all the parts of you that are able to exhale, do it all together :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you can feel it building up inside you, and it always starts with that annoying little tickle in your nose, so at first you try to stifle it, hold it back, hold it back some more coz you are sure it will go away.
then suddenly, out of the blue, it erupts, and all your bodily orifices seem to come out in sympathy,
you sneeze, belch and fart, all at the same time ................. which leaves you looking like a starfish stranded on a beach,
plus a very bewildered look on your face lol
Quote by john45_sw_uk
Sorry, sneaked off to watch Dog Soldiers, :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: then thought better of it and came back
so, gimme a minute to work out how far we've got.
OK, so we have:
S.H.A.G. List so far:
Guys 4 girls
John_sw_uk
Girls for guys
Bi’s for Bi’s
Crystal
Up for anyone
Davej
Have I missed anyone?
