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30 Nov 2004

whats green and smells of pork !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kermits finger

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30 Nov 2004

what do you call a boomerang that dont come back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a stick

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30 Nov 2004

hear about the blonde who made a spelling mistake on her comp and and put tipex on her monitor

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30 Nov 2004

two men walk into a bar thought one would off seen it

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30 Nov 2004

hear about the blonde fell over a cordless phone

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30 Nov 2004

two tramps walking down the street see a dead dog first tramp says to second tramp want some second tramp says no thanks first tramp eats it all up they carry on walking about an hour later the first tramp throws up the second tramp eats it all up the first tramp says thought you didnt want none second tramp says i like my food warm first lol

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30 Nov 2004

man walks into a bar oouch

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7 Apr 2004

thanks matt im having a look at the site when i get 5 mins

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6 Apr 2004

thanks to all the lovely people who replied thought there would be more comments any way thankyou once again for your honesty love lesmond x

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5 Apr 2004

thanks mike north i will run over the site when i have five minutes thanks for the support

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5 Apr 2004

lol wilma i havent done anything if it didnt frighten then it wont frighten you now your brave lol thanks again everyone :P

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5 Apr 2004

thankyou all very much thought i was alien lol just seems folk dont repy at times just wondered if it was my second head lol thaks again

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4 Apr 2004

hello my freinds could you possibly do me a favour please have a look at my www and tell me what is wrong with me as i have replied to several nice people and not had one response and was wandering if i have heads or am i ailien or am i realy ugly thankyou very much please be honest love lesmond redface

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1 Apr 2004

devon is a bit slow on replies but we are friendly and polite so give us a say :lol:

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30 Mar 2004

i recently replied politly to some adverts and never had any response not even a no thankyou this is a bit rude i think because a no thanks doesnt take long to type it is a bit dis hearting and i sm polite and friendly sad

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29 Mar 2004

well done heather lol

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26 Mar 2004

you got to have good eyesight to see through those glasses

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19 Mar 2004

you tell em blue people do listen rolleyes

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18 Mar 2004

good luck heather hope it turns out ok ps hope my www did not scare you lol but hope you had a laugh shhh dont tell any one else it will scare them off redface

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18 Mar 2004

calm down huns its time to relax we arnt all like that well i ddont think my ad is lol come deep breath relax xx

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17 Mar 2004

good luck heather bit of a dilema ps wilma you beenn nosing at my www lol

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17 Mar 2004

well said kit kat people can be so ignorant hope they dont see my ad redface

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16 Mar 2004

thanks wilma i mised that im disapointed now lol nevermind hun thanks :cry:

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16 Mar 2004

oh thanks wilma why do you sit on your avater lol mine keeps the weirdos out of swinging heaven lol frightens them

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16 Mar 2004

thanks jags hope your well

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16 Mar 2004

kitkat that would be telling lolyou

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15 Mar 2004

hi everyone thought id say hi its been a while hope your all ok still no pms for me what does a man have to do lol :cry: hope to hear from you all soon

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9 Jan 2004

:cry: ahhhhhhh kit kat hope your better now guys cmon cheer up have fun xx

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9 Jan 2004

another 51 weeks and it will be christmas xxx lol

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9 Jan 2004

welcome back hope your better

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