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london_wood
1 week ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · London

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Quote by london_wood
Did I shampoo a buffalo?
Nah.
I did meet some young fox though...
MODERATOR removed picture breaking site rules - go read them before you post again, eh??

Nice friendly stance.
Just read 'em...since you weren't explicit....I guess you mean rule 5?
edit: removed by spurt_reynolds - the moderdictator edited my words to read completely different - that's not on at all
Can I just confirm, that this is a site for adults & with a sexual bias? It's possible with your line of tack, that I might have logged into the women's institute site by mistake...got any good knitting patterns?
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Did I shampoo a buffalo?
Nah.
I did meet some young fox though...
MODERATOR removed picture breaking site rules - go read them before you post again, eh??
Quote by Freckledbird
:shock: OMG - and he's posted his email address too!

You mean you haven't emailed him yet???? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I haven't - wonder how many websites will now get his email addy though? Silly man, posting it on a forum.
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Quote by blonde

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Obviously .......... you arent up on your buffalo because they are "Bison"!
Amateur rolleyes
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey as much as I'd like to be a deep sea (muff) diver (ie start at the top & work my way down), we've all got to start somewhere.
Quote by seasider
Wood, are you the man in the uniform? confused:

Nah...I was having a post "jism-oital" ciggie in the umpires chair ...."new balls please".
Quote by seasider
Is it a full moon or something lol

summer equinox.
"That'll be Buffalo number 15 -love .....NEXT"
Quote by Cherrytree
A Private(s?) Investigator.
Look forget, my original question ...I'm having much better luck on Buffalo-ingHeaven.
Spank you very much. (or wanksalot)
Wood.

Thanks London, I'm having crap day and you made me chuckle lol
no worries....& London isn't my real name....you can call me Spurt (as in Spurt Reynolds)
A Private(s?) Investigator.
Look forget, my original question ...I'm having much better luck on Buffalo-ingHeaven.
Spank you very much. (or wanksalot)
Wood.
Quote by Srne
Makes me just want to PM him straight away and jump at the chance to drench myself in all that errrrm "spunk" rolleyes

Sorry unless your a buffalo I'm not interested.
Frecklebird...lighten up - you hoping to be a PI or something?
Are there any female buffalos on here?
If so, I'm 'Head & Shoulders' above the rest.
last bump for this one...on at tonight on UKTV People (Sky channel 566)
Got some wood already. biggrin
So that's a yes then...makes watching the program even more enjoyable - thanks.
Quote by Freckledbird
Enjoy!
Joined: 3 Jun 2004
Posts: 10745
Location: Yorkshire

Are you half of the Yorkshire couple in the first programme?!
Subject says it all.
Seems to be a re-run of the series begining with a programme about a Yorkshire couple heading over to Europe to check out their swing clubs.
The other bloke's missus is giving you a chomp....you're past the point of no return, do you...
1, Unleash your filthy yoghurt in her mouth unannounced :twisted:
2, Withdraw, but kablosh her tits with enough spunk to shampoo a Buffalo lol
3. Scurry off to the bog but leaving a dottled trail of 'Harry Monk' in your wake? (aka Hantzel & Gretel) redface
??? I've actually always been intrigued what the protocol is wrt tto the 'money shot' when swinging with 'another' woman. After all it's not like you're scripting a porno ....chances are the action has taken off without discussing the grand finale.
Spit roast.....woman impaled by two cocks.
Ayee - done the impaling.
yours,
Vlad the spit roaster.
started reading this thread & got about 5 replies down & it suddenly occured to me it must be kind of strange taking advice from someone with an avatar showing the crack of their arse!
I was in a similar sitation about 5 years ago....the lady I thought I'd be growing old with came in a told me she wanted out. It sucked.
However, my life has moved on so much fr the better....the greatest loss re my ex is that we were swingers....my present wife is much more reserved & if I'm to ever again to experience the intense excitement that swinging brought...it's going to be a long path to tread!
It was staring me in the face then?
Guess I'll have to investigate a little more...is it free?
Is it plagued with sinbgle blokes pretending to be a couple? (even way back then it was a problem)
Many moons ago, me & my ex partner used to enjoy the odd rendezvous online with other couples. I'm talking the days of netmeeting here! Even though the technology was immature (56k modem, tiny video window) it was still surprisingly erotic.
So where does it all happen nowadays?
Got my partner interested...seems a shame not to give it a go again?
Done a bit of googling...but try typing webcam sex into Google & you'll get tronced with all manner of sites offering pay per view stuff.
I'm looking for good down to earth free one couple getting in touch with another with a webcam.
Where's it at?
I'd like to visit a club in/near North London with my partner for the first time - I'm trying to decide which one would be most suitable. I've read the reviews on here, but would like some info on "The Couples Club" .....has anyone been? If so, what was it like...eg how many couples, how was the venue, how much happens there etc?
If not, has anyone got a suggestion for a good first timer club near North London?
Don't want my partner to be freaked byt lots of single blokes following us round having a ham shank, therefore one that just allows couples is a must. Would like a place where there is some onsite action (however discreetly) as we're hoping to get off on a sexually charged atmosphere.
Top tips greatfully recieved.
any couple want a free night's accomodation in London?
Well, when I say free.....*almost*, I get to play the role of voyeur & watch you both shag...no participation on my side (unless you beg me!!!). I have a nice clean respectable house in North London....about 6 miles from the centre (25 mins by tube)
Anyway, if you're interested the email address is