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lorrilove
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yep can only echo the others, local clinic's at virtually every big hospital, and they are very good and very understanding... i got checked last year and all clear, mind you that was an urgent need, i'd been by a couple of guys who didn't bother with rubbers. rolleyes own fault, led myself into it.
Quote by HornyRepairman
Morning all,
Glad to be joining you all, it seems the thing to do in these parts of the world is to write a brief intro..
Horny - Repairman is indeed what I do, I fix PC and Tech stuff for lots of big companies up here in Scotland. I recently moved back to glorious Scotland from San Francisco where I lived for a couple of years - that and Orange County in L.A. which is swingers capital of the world IMHO. I got fed up with the lack of Wagon Wheels, Macaroon Bars and Crisps which made life in the sun simply miserable - I still visit every few months to get a top up and cheap Duty free so all is not lost.
Obviously I want to give as much back to the community as I take from it, so if anyone has any tech problems feel free to ask, I sadly sometimes, am your man.
Born in Edinburgh, 34, been in this scene for a few years and met many great friends and hope to meet many more.
Best,
Horny.

hiya honey, welcome... maybe you can help, my husband's having trouble with his floppy, and i just hate backing up onto a 3.5 inch floppy. :twisted:
she wants to get rid of that bloody dog if it's causing that much noise and nuisance.
Quote by Nicole-tv
Reading between the lines - i think you are advertising for people to meet up with you in a swanky hotel.

My thoughts exactly.......... I thought a fantasy was usually something a little more out of the ordinary and hard to achieve............... for example, being gangbanged by the England Rugby team or finding someone to play with in the cockpit of a Boeing 747 during your approach to Heathrow. dunno
Have you tried placing your "Fantasy Advert" in the lets meet forum?
Just a thought and good luck with it.
hey take your turn in the queue for the england rugby team honey :twisted:
hmm... sounds like a come-on to me.
jill print at college... it was always hell for her being called out in registration as 'miss print'.
i prefer forum's and written pm's / emails to chat rooms... chat rooms are too fast and give too little time for meaningful conversation other than quick one line quipps and piss taking... good fun if you arange a chat in advance with a couple of people... totally hopeless to make friends from cold calling.
on the married and cheating thing... everyone to their own... two of hubby's fav sayings... shit happens & all's fair in love and war.
my hubby googles weird words and phrases to see how many web sites list the words... really surprised me that there are about 50,000 web sites with 'i hate onions' listed rolleyes
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I much prefer if the man doesn't cum while it's in my mouth, oral is foreplay for me, not the end! :twisted:

same as honey... most of the buggers splatter it all over your face before you've got your gums near his plums rolleyes
hubby's cut and he manages to squirt the protein in after 15 minutes or so good head, longer if he's in the mood, but i get fed up with sucking a tool after a while... it's ok as a starter, but not as main course too often... unless the other two holes are full of cock at the time of course :twisted:
Quote by JudyTV
He's not a very good mate smile

and neither are you.
fatman joins Swinging Heaven on.......................... 11th January 2005
fatman ends his Swinging Heaven career on............. 24th January 2005
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I doubt you have ever had a shag on here, I have even bigger doubts that you ever will. Another one helping to destroy the reputation of single men in particular and men in general.
Judy

i don't think he's ever had a shag anywhere judy love to honest about it... as my hubby would say... only got one good fuck in him, and that's holding him together... fatman honey you aint going to make many mates here, you don't treat your mates right.
they have to cum to me :twisted:
serious though i think about 50 miles was the furthest i ever travelled for a bonk... and yes it was worth it.
it's not up to us to run other people's lives, if folks wanna cheat they'll cheat, but it's a bit silly asking daft questions about it here surely, if you wanna shag her mate, do it, but you don't need to tell the world or involve others imo... and i'm glad to hear the much scene isn't into encouraging cheating, some are elsewhere.
why don't you say what you mean venus honey, you don't creep to get in with the clique lol , but you prefer to say it as you see it... i likewise prefer to say my piece, and whether anyone bothers to take notice or not is of little concern to me... it is nice if someone comments occasionally as some do, but not essential... i do on occasions find myself influenced by thing i read on the web... i've even had my mind changed by others on certain subjects when they've explained things more clearly than i understood before.
if i agree with a point i'll say so, if i disagree i'll say so, if something i've said appears to need further clarification, i'll clarify... i have found a fair bit of interest and attempted to strike up a conversation with little success... i have found a lot of complete disinterest or purile crap, in which case i usually hi-jack the thread with something unrelated, or designed to wind up.
this isn't the only board i frequent, i have many thousands of posts on other boards, can't see me staying long enough to get into the thousands here... but i could be wrong, i might hang about cos of the lovely horny pm's i keep getting from lovely hot natured guys:twisted:
another thing about me, i don't suffer fools gladly and will always stick up for myself and my rights, in public or private, except when i'm in sedate mode, then i just take the piss.
i never saw the point of pretending to be something you aint rolleyes i mean surely it's going to show up if you meet someone... not just the cross gender stuff, but the guys who claim to have an 8 inch dick that turns out to be 3 inches, the gals who claim to be young and trim then turn out to be 60 and 25 stone... got nothing against 3 inch dicks or 25 stone 60 yr old's, just rather know the truth to begin with.
1980 summer, (10 months after paul and i married)... can't remember the exact month, i was still 20 though i remember that... at work during a dance party... we crept off out of the function room to the offices and paul watched two young guys f*ck me on a baise covered post sorting table in the mail-room... paul had his turn later when we took the two guys home with us after the dance and carried on the fun.
on the monday i had to go in early and clean the mess off the sorting table, god that was a chore with it all dried on the flock material.
in a barn it was ok but for the hay getting in every orifice, especially when it all got hot and sticky... and the first time was anal by the way, i wanted to save my virginity for my true love and i told this first guy that... he said... "let me stick it up your bum then"... i said "ok".
and i think we've hi-jacked poor flamehot's thread enough now i'm orf to bed nite all.
Quote by james02
Now i know you 2 like playing with nobs and thingys,
But i cant post any of mine on the bord

i also like playing with knobs :twisted:
Quote by roy4356
' mind you his prob is a gentlemanly thing, he feels it impolite to intrude'
I too feel it's impolite to 'intrude' but when you see a nice ass in front of you it's hard to resist!! wink

mmm... i like a bit of anal intrusion :twisted:
Quote by james02
Lorrilove – all you have to do is press the MP Button

mp button? you pissed up as well james honey lol
Quote by james02
I haven’t sent any PMs to any one and therefore not received any; (there are more woman in the world then men) iver I can’t be bothered or I would just be to disappointed in the lack of replies. sad
So at the moment I am quite happy posting on the bulletin board, and receiving messages with in a social group.
biggrin

but how do you know nobody would reply until you try it james honey lol you're like my hubby, he refuses to send unsolicited pm's, and no one writes to him either :lol: mind you his prob is a gentlemanly thing, he feels it impolite to intrude rolleyes
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Can someone just phone me up to tell me what this is about, cos I`m too sodded to be able to read it.
Venusxxx

i'd offer to help venus, but i'm too pissed to dial the number love lol
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i've noticed that with one of hubby's boyfriends judy... he seems to cum a gallon when he's being done up the garry glitter... seems so much more than he unloads into the rubber in me... well seems to twitch about and pump it out for longer anyway.
as for the double bubble... and anal in general, well that depends how well practised you are, like how well you relax and how well worn you are... we do it quite often with a regular friend... hubby and gerry are quite adept at it now, no one position really, we just reposition and move about until they're both in me, sometime laid on my side with one front and one back, that's nice like that but awkward to find somewhere for my legs without one getting numb under a guy... i sometimes get on paul and lay back with him up the back and gerry kneeling astride paul's legs up the front... sometimes face down with one up the front, the other up the back doggie... i'm well worn up both holes so i have little trouble with such performances.
orgasms seem the same to me either way round, bloody lovely :twisted: ... although i cum quicker with anal... and the sheer dirty kink of getting it double makes me let go with a good hard holler and a good bed soaking flood... being well practised and quite loose, ahem! lub isn't a problem, anything with a slippery texture will do, even the old trusty vaseline if nothing else is available... used baby oil the other week to get one up the back, long time since i'd used that lol ... but i do prefer ky, it's so easy to get hold of and comes in convenient packs, and it's nicely slippery... one of my female bi lovers can take two cock's up her ass at the same time, i've seen her perform the stunt :lol: :twisted:

Well it all sounds good to me, apart from the baby oil and Vaseline I wouldn't use either of these products or any oil based lube or anything with a petroleum base as it breaks down the structure of the condom extremely quickly and easily. In fact i only use approved anal lube usually "Pasante TLC" as it also contains a moisturiser. All the rest of your antics it I found quite pleasing and it appears you are happy with your sexual practises and have no hangups. I have been involved with a double header and it was quite pleasant for all concerned however just the one time and it was a long time ago. I must try and get round to it again if I ever get the opportunity.
Judy

case of needs must judy honey, i wouldn't use oil based as a preference with rubber covered sex... but if the hormones are raging and there's nothing else about flora would do :lol: i can quite comfortably take a normal size bloke up the back with spit or a bit of spread about fanny juice but not for too long... of course with hubby it doesn't matter a damn what we use being no need for condoms... oh how i miss the days before aids was invented and you only needed them with total strangers.
and no love we certainly don't do hang up's, not no way never :lol:
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Mark & Helen do a great job of running this site, a few of the users on the other hand could do with improving their behaviour.
Frecklebird, leaving a person hanging on for a reply is worse than upsetting me by saying I am not your type.
Judy, If someone behaves like this, I dont want to know them, I dont care if you consider it aggressive or not.
The story is short & sweet. Post on board - they PM me asking me to email them - I do so (civil clean message) - no response to a timed event - I end up wasting 3 hrs waiting for email that never arrives, a common enough occurence.
I am not looking for a sympathy fuck, I have been around for a while & I limit myself to playing with people who treat each other with respect.
I am floating the possibility that we might need to have some sort of feedback mechanism onsite.
There seems to be the idea that because there are more single men around, they can be treated like dirt. That is not to say that there are not any single men around who are jerks, they deserve to be tarred with the same brush too.
Lorri / BaldEagle, you have to look closely at that phrase to discern the insult.

i don't have to look too closely honey, you're telling me that just because i've got a c*nt between my legs i treat all men like shit... if it was meant as a slight on the people you're aiming the post at directly and not women in general, you should have kept it attached to the paragraph above... i chose to reply in a light hearted tone cos i'm in a good mood lol :
these things happen dear, chancers not replying to mail, people winding people up... don't let it get to you, just chill and try somewhere else.
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Did the lace wrap fall off lorrilove ??

Well if it did she's learnt her lesson and is making sure her nipples don't fall off.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry for the hijack. redface
and he's not f*cking biting them off.
Quote by BaldEagle
'having a vagina or... two' wow!!! honey don't know what sort of women you've been associating with, but they sound like fun to me :twisted:

I've never met any either :confused:
Did the lace wrap fall off lorrilove ??
he ripped it off with his teeth honey.
i've noticed that with one of hubby's boyfriends judy... he seems to cum a gallon when he's being done up the garry glitter... seems so much more than he unloads into the rubber in me... well seems to twitch about and pump it out for longer anyway.
as for the double bubble... and anal in general, well that depends how well practised you are, like how well you relax and how well worn you are... we do it quite often with a regular friend... hubby and gerry are quite adept at it now, no one position really, we just reposition and move about until they're both in me, sometime laid on my side with one front and one back, that's nice like that but awkward to find somewhere for my legs without one getting numb under a guy... i sometimes get on paul and lay back with him up the back and gerry kneeling astride paul's legs up the front... sometimes face down with one up the front, the other up the back doggie... i'm well worn up both holes so i have little trouble with such performances.
orgasms seem the same to me either way round, bloody lovely :twisted: ... although i cum quicker with anal... and the sheer dirty kink of getting it double makes me let go with a good hard holler and a good bed soaking flood... being well practised and quite loose, ahem! lub isn't a problem, anything with a slippery texture will do, even the old trusty vaseline if nothing else is available... used baby oil the other week to get one up the back, long time since i'd used that lol ... but i do prefer ky, it's so easy to get hold of and comes in convenient packs, and it's nicely slippery... one of my female bi lovers can take two cock's up her ass at the same time, i've seen her perform the stunt :lol: :twisted:
'having a vagina or... two' wow!!! honey don't know what sort of women you've been associating with, but they sound like fun to me :twisted: