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lorrilove
Over 90 days ago
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hiya song lovely to meet you... i really feel for all you poor devils who've been through hellish marriages... i feel so lucky being happily wed to the same bloke for 26 yrs... and may i add happily swinging for almost 25 yrs of that time. smile
as kris says though, keep laughing lol
45 married, 5ft 8ins, 38C wink bordering on crazy, not really looking for action this very day, but flirting very heavily :twisted:
Quote by TonyED
Hi Blueis. Good to meet you. Dont worry Lorrie think ill be awake for a while,
Tony

wow we got a threesome :twisted:
prolly should blueis honey lol keeps me interested being online with loads of nice guys about.
Quote by TonyED
Hi Lorrie Good to see someone else has insomnia x lol
Tony

hiya love, feeling horny so i had to stay online :twisted: i see we have company, i like company wink
Quote by Ice Pie
I have decided this activity is just too dangerous.
Nearly dislocated all my fingers! :shock:

see what i mean honey, can be dangerous lol how the hell would you pick your nose later.
Quote by TonyED
Tried it with a few partners, all willing but i suppose not relaxed enough. Verdict, Ouch!
:shock:
Tony

it can be very ouch if a girl's not relaxed and wet enough hun... it can also cause splits and infection, in bad cases serious internal and external injuries... some guys fists are the size of a baby's head, and that job's usually done in hospital... i'm not trying to put the dampers on, or teach anyone to suck eggs, (they're best inserted :twisted: ) but care is needed with this form of extreme pleasure wink
Quote by VenusnMars
And yet only now have Eagerslut, Voddie, KcKat, Mars and I decided to get together for a drink! Despite the fact we all (with the exception of Kc) live within a five mile radius of each other! rotflmao
Anyone else bantered with others from here without realising they live within walking distance?
Venusxxx

not on here honey cos no one much speaks to me yet, but we met a couple from another site who lived in the next town... about 8 miles away... they were fun as well :twisted:
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Had a litttle dabble..... wink and was suprised to find I enjoyed it :twisted: ....I'd say you need to be very turned on and relaxed........can't wait to have another go :P

yeppers honey, very wet and very relaxed is the only way unless a girl has the blackwall tunnel between her legs lol i need to be half pissed up and well f**ked before i can take it comfortably... but by hell is it nice when it happens... don't try this at home girls unless you like a bit of pain :wink:
you can't be rainbows, my old man's the grumpiest old swinger in town :twisted:
(now i'm getting outta here before he sees this)
Quote by davidd03
Just been brushing up on my wrist action.
Now I'll have a go at the game.

don't pull it too hard hun, it comes off... off of the mouse pointer, what did you think i meant.
nothing wrong with unsolicited pm's, if we all waited until asked, i think life would get very dull... cos no bugger could pm any bugger.
Quote by DreamerHelen
I know it's not the done thing to promote one's own birthday but I figured that no one else was gonna do it...... so I thought I would..... lol
I'm the grand old age of 27 today......I know, getting old!!! rolleyes
I've pretty much been alone all day (poor me..LoL) but that's okay.....been talking to some good friends on the phone :twisted:
Anyway......tomorrow night is the celebration, although I'm ill at the moment so it'll be a slightly gentle evening..... cool

happy birthday sweetheart biggrin and here's to many more :cheers: 27, oh to be that young again.
only 188 must brush up on my wrist action... mind he always prefers it slow and sensual.
damn this mild erotic and kinky stuff... where's the perverted :twisted:
talk to people here honey, go to one of their munch meetings in your area... place an ad in the ad's section here explaining that you're new to it and just want to take it slow... any friends you both fancy who might be up for fun?
make sure you both really want it before you dive in though. wink
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i prefer it if they say hello before they tell me they have a 14 inch cock and are going to fuck me with it for three days non stop... but only on a thursday afternoon cos the wife is in at all other times.

What - and you're not interested??? :shock: :shock: At least I sometimes get a "hello - I notice you're a Lesbian" before going on in that vein confused lol :lol:
hey really, i never got told that, and i am 50-50 :lol: :twisted: thing is hun, i hate disapointment, and when the 14 inches turns out to be 3 inches, and the 3 days turns out to be 30 seconds, i get so bloody pissed off wink and not only that the bloody wife always catches us at it :twisted:
i prefer it if they say hello before they tell me they have a 14 inch cock and are going to fuck me with it for three days non stop... but only on a thursday afternoon cos the wife is in at all other times.
according to my hubby who's looking over my shoulder... microsoft internet explorer is one huge chunk of spyware anyway, logging you down every time you go on the net, and checking what you're doing... don't ask, if he isn't here behind me i haven't gor a clue what i just been on about lol
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1st day still learning haha

you never stop learning honey, welcome smile
Quote by foxy30s_cpl
Actually there are quite a few couples` ads out there quite dismissive about soft swapping (in this context, non- penetrative swap)
Whilst we fully understand couples who would rather meet couples who fully swap (indeed who knows what WE will be doing this time next year?) we do wonder just how much fun it would be to invite a couple OR single male into our bedroom SO dismissive and switched off by soft swing confused ....which by many folks definition is a disinterest in the whole sexual build up and foreplay.
foxys x

for us the foreplay is essential, we go the whole hog, full penetration with swapping couples and with single males / females... but the soft build up is all part of the fun... especially with single guys... the tease, the flirting, the tender touches... hubby stroking my hair and encouraging me and the other guy visually and physically... the guy being encouraged to take a cheeky feel of my tits, or slip his hand up my skirt when paul goes off to the toilet for 10 minutes, (watching from outside the room)... a nice gentle but passion filled kiss with the visitor while paul unbuttons my blouse and guides the guys hand inside... all that kind of thing for the build up, taking as long as it takes... swapping with close friends can be spontaneous, all half pissed... in from the pub... on the sofa with the other guy straight away, paul with his wife on the floor or up to bed, and bonking like bunnies within minutes... it's a mix, you take it as it comes (or is that cum's), anyone who moans and wants to get straight down to it when we are in the mood for foreplay, gets fuck all!!
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New girl here, hope I'm gonna like it lol

hiya tina, nice to meet you honey smile
Quote by MrLubberLubber
This might sound a bit niave, but if its not made public, how can newcomers like me and my wife know where to go confused

sweetheart dogging is a public sex act performed in private if you want to stay out of prison or not have to watch your wife being gang by a load of drunken yobs.
you have to advertise by pm or in the ad sections of dogging sites where only members look... or just go out to a local quiet layby famous for illicit sex and sit cuddled up for a while... take it one step at a time and take care out there... talk to people on this board who live in your area... you could even venture into the cafe board to see if anyone's interested in your area by striking up converstion in pm's... but not in a public post in there, i think the mods get funny over it, they do on other sites.
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in reply to lil -miz-naughty - think everyone does when he's got his racing leathers on.

leathers...mmm... now you're talking my language honey :twisted: lol
haha!! my brother in law had one years ago, austin isn't it... my hubby has an old morris 1000 in his lock up, he's been doing it up for a couple of years.