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Quote by PoloLady
Has anyone sorted out my football team yet
i never had a football team yet, another thing to put on my list of things to do this year :twisted:
never even got done in the football club house, it was always the cricket pavillion changing rooms, well hubby's mate had the key :twisted: cum to think of it, umm... it wasn't a team as such, but that's my record.
i'm sure to offend someone i'm not up on who's who here yet, and i really aren't trying to apply this to anyone on this thread, it's just an observation based on many years in the game... but i've always found the people who scream the loudest about so called full swing penetrative sex, and moan the loudest about so called soft swing snogging and groping only are single fucking blokes with nothing to offer in return... apart from 30 seconds of frenzy. :twisted:
Quote by harry0
Being one of the older 'members' of this site I have noticed a very slight decline in my bedding activities and I must admit that i was finding it a little difficult keeping up with the demands of my permanent girlfriend and the two occasional lady friends who seem to like nothing more than a weekly bonk or two.
I thought I was nearing the end of my active sex life until I had a chat with an older mate. He is a widower aged 82. He has two different ladies who he sees at least twice a week for bedtime activities. I have seen both of them and although they are in their 60's they both gave me a hard on just looking at them. lol. Both are stunners. Honestly.
If he can manage two ladies twice a week there is hope for me yet. Yeehaaaar.
O/K neither of us is as good as we once were, but we both have the experience to be as good 'once' as we ever were.
Having discussed our mutual pleasure in taking ladies to bed, we do have one thing in common, we both ensure the lady is satisfied before we satisfy ourselves, furthermore we both take our time, so there are no quickies, we take our time and don't burn ourselves out after 2 minutes.
Not every male or female is sexually active when they are over say 55 years of age, but to those of us who are, the experience gained over perhaps 40 + years does have distinct advantages.
This may not appeal to the younger members on this board, but I can assure them that sex gets much better with age and experience. At 61 I was considering I might only have a few active years left, but if my mate can manage it at 82, and several times a week, I still live in hope of a few more years of horizontal refreshments. It's a case of quality rather than quantity really, these days.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
:borg:
Don't all PM me at once ladies, I have almost as much as I can handle at the moment. lol.
harry i'm sure you're full of life yet... one of my regular menfriend's is 69 next month, and he still goes like a bloody 20 yr old some nights... except he last 3 times as long. :twisted:
Quote by Lazeeboy
What a rude thread.
I never imagined when I joined this site that it would descend into such debauchery.
You girls were all pink and fluffy and talked of kittens and cardigans.
Now I read of "Grand slams","DP" and forming orderly lines for other unspeakaable sexual deviances.
For Gods sake is the age of romance truly dead?
Fuckin great thread btw.
Lb :love:
hey i love kittens, can't help it if i love having my pussy sorted as well can i :twisted:
Quote by neilinleeds
hi to everyone im new here in last few days
like to get to know people im 34 m from northwest drop me a line
hi mick, nice to meet you.
corrie now look what you've done!
lorrilove, mick was never seen again after he made this post last july! i'm reliably informed there is a reason of sorts for bumping this back up, but it didn't make much sense, which is one of the hazards of chatting to corrie!
neil x x x ;)
hey still nice to meet him, i never let a chance go by honey. :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
Northeast couple, at the end of the day. it's up to you to decide where your boundaries lie and to move them closer/further away as you see fit. We have enjoyed swinging, whether penetration was involved or not. Might even go so far as to say that sometimes, the non-penetrative sex was better.
Firehott, maybe the post did come out of a different group but nobody mentioned your name so you didn't need to get defensive about it; you could have noted the comments and not been drawn in. However, you have now done just that and you will certainly attract a LOT of criticism for your attitude. I for one, am not sure quite what your point is and your lengthy answer could be interpreted in several ways because of how you have phrased things, repeated things and forgotten/neglected to use any meaningful punctuation.
Put what you think into a few sentences and spell/grammar check them before posting; you may find that your comments/intentions then become clearer,cause less offence and are less open to misinterpretation.
Bev
xx
what she said too.
Quote by tall_dark_n_havesome
Strange,
Now that I am in my early 40s, I seem to be increasingly the toy boy in relationships!
Do women in their 40s + have the best of both worlds. A younger man who has allthe advantages of maturity????
of course we do honey, nice 30 something guys with loads of experience.
Quote by racer3
I have often wondered what makes some ladies go for an older guy. I can see an arguement for younger but what do you ladies see in the older bloke that attracts how much older is acceptable on an average.
(of course i do not have a vested interest in this enquiry)
(not much I havn't)
what i saw in him was a mature mind and experienced body, also a levelling influence... paul my hubby is just a tad over 10 yrs older than me, when we met i was a teen slut on the verge of self destruction, he was a 28 yr old horny devil, he gave me everything i needed... and most of that a young teen my age couldn't have managed, either due to inexperience or mental make up... i've always gone for older guys, all through our swinging years, mind you now i'm 45 i'm beginning to prefer the play partners younger... i'd never swap hubby for the world though.
Quote by freckledbird
Right, AS is party plan innit.
Tupperware is party plan.
Men are allowed to go to Tupperware parties.
Tupperware parties don't turn into orgies.
Or do they??????????????
*Bev runs off to arrange a Tupperware party*
Bev
xx
ours do :twisted:
i must say though that sticking a rule in that says a cross dresser can go to an AS party is daft really, he isn't going for the sex with women, he's going there to be a woman surely... maybe i got it all wrong i dunno, i'm just a silly old slut after all. Quote by awol
Ms LorriLove.... how's your inbox? I bet it's brimming with PMs now !
Do please tell me when you've emptied it then I'll send you my award winning two liner PM (for some reason I can't do one liners)
funny you should say that honey, it's actually virtually empty... only had two guys write so far, and one of them was mark welcoming me the other day... i must be wearing the wrong perfume.
one liners... two liners... three liners... who cares it's all good fun aint it... and i do love award winners :wink:
Quote by BaldEagle
But if you're ever looking for a "5th Man"
Roger the Dragon
i'll keep you in mind honey, as you're keeping your tackle
Lorrilove, can I just add myself to the list then as the 6th (supply) man in case any of the guys cum too quickly with excitment :D
we wouldn't want to disappoint a lady would we guys? :wink:
She said that maybe two cum to quickly with excitement, so that'll be a 6th and 7th standby - I'm 7th then..
yayyy now we're talking.... 7... never mind the silly games, just form an orderly queue, we're approaching my gb record here :twisted:
Quote by arkan
i got to agree with everyone else honey, the degree of swing is up to the individual's concerned, there aint no laid down rules and regulations... just a tender kiss with another guy and with hubby's permission can be swing, if hubby's getting his rocks on over it, same for the wife seeing hubby snogg some bird with wet pants over it... you don't have to roar about naked shagging like bunnies with any guy or gal in the room to be a swinger... and take this from a gal who's been at it for 24 years honey, i should bloody know by now what's what.
i think this guy or whatever who wrote you is a freekin chancer, probably never shagged anything but his hand in his life.
Listen to the lady, she knows
Lo Lorrilove you made it then, I told you you'd soon find something of interest here didn't I, welcome sweet lady. I see you've almost got your tits out already :twisted:hiya honey, yep it's fun here already, ta for telling me about it
Quote by rogerthedragon
Bloody ell. So, at the risk of sounding thick, does 5 = pussy, arse, mouth, left hand & right hand, all full of cock? :shock: :shock:
If it does, where do you get them from please
Bev
xx
From what Lorrilove just said you should be able to get a 6th one in your cleavage as well. That is all without any substitutes. :lol:
It is at times like this I wish I was a woman. :cry:
Roger the Dragon
you can be with the right tablets and an operation or two sweetheart :twisted:
i have to admit i've never actually done it with six at a time, just visualised it in the planning stages
it's getting six guys who can last long enough to get the job going, at least two are bound to cum all over the floor with excitement trying to get in position. :twisted: no four's the most i recall being done by at once, and that was two holes and two hands.I think I'll keep all my bits and bobs for now thanks lorrilove. :lol: :shock:
But if you're ever looking for a "5th Man" :wink:
Roger the Dragon
i'll keep you in mind honey, as you're keeping your tackle :D
i got to agree with everyone else honey, the degree of swing is up to the individual's concerned, there aint no laid down rules and regulations... just a tender kiss with another guy and with hubby's permission can be swing, if hubby's getting his rocks on over it, same for the wife seeing hubby snogg some bird with wet pants over it... you don't have to roar about naked shagging like bunnies with any guy or gal in the room to be a swinger... and take this from a gal who's been at it for 24 years honey, i should bloody know by now what's what.
i think this guy or whatever who wrote you is a freekin chancer, probably never shagged anything but his hand in his life.
i think this guy or whatever who wrote you is a freekin chancer, probably never shagged anything but his hand in his life.
Quote by rogerthedragon
Bloody ell. So, at the risk of sounding thick, does 5 = pussy, arse, mouth, left hand & right hand, all full of cock? :shock: :shock:
If it does, where do you get them from please
Bev
xx
From what Lorrilove just said you should be able to get a 6th one in your cleavage as well. That is all without any substitutes. :lol:
It is at times like this I wish I was a woman. :cry:
Roger the Dragon
you can be with the right tablets and an operation or two sweetheart :twisted:
i have to admit i've never actually done it with six at a time, just visualised it in the planning stages
it's getting six guys who can last long enough to get the job going, at least two are bound to cum all over the floor with excitement trying to get in position. :twisted: no four's the most i recall being done by at once, and that was two holes and two hands. 