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mattius
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Sexpert
simple.
you go as far east through the midlands as you can...then 15 mins further on until you find yourself in the east midlands....then you park in the car park suggested in the pm....play and be watched...simple
the only complicated bit...is remembering to pm me for directions
p.s...other readers....this can also apply to southern and northern couples...same rules apply
god im in a good mood!..frisky...but good.
you go as far east through the midlands as you can...then 15 mins further on until you find yourself in the east midlands....then you park in the car park suggested in the pm....play and be watched...simple
the only complicated bit...is remembering to pm me for directions
p.s...other readers....this can also apply to southern and northern couples...same rules apply
god im in a good mood!..frisky...but good.
Sexpert
Genius post!
love your sarcasm WBB
(it reminds me of several of the recent ' couples ads' , altho the shopping list of requirements tend to be a bit longer than yours)
unfortunately, i am celebrating my mid 30th birthday tonight and currently washing my long red hair so cant make it
........but am free tomorrow!
love your sarcasm WBB
(it reminds me of several of the recent ' couples ads' , altho the shopping list of requirements tend to be a bit longer than yours)
unfortunately, i am celebrating my mid 30th birthday tonight and currently washing my long red hair so cant make it
........but am free tomorrow!
Sexpert
you forgot a few other requests like...
'live local and accomodate at a moments whim and have a mobile phone number you would happily give out to complete strangers'
'supply six photos or you wont even have the first line of your email read'
bottom line is...the site has changed and couples criteria seems to have changed enormously
Nowadays it feels like they have a shopping list . Gone are the 'illicit take a chance' and feel naughty days. Even reading most ads can feel daunting, more like a lecture than an introduction. Personality no longer plays a part.
Dont get me wrong. I have had my fair share of encounters from 'S/H' and have made some amazing friends and enjoyed fabulous erotic sex ...but lately the ads have changed.
It feels like newbies obviously read existing ads and use them as templates, each time adapting new rules to their own ads.
there....thats my 'have a go at couples ads' hour.....floodgates open...i await execution
'live local and accomodate at a moments whim and have a mobile phone number you would happily give out to complete strangers'
'supply six photos or you wont even have the first line of your email read'
bottom line is...the site has changed and couples criteria seems to have changed enormously
Nowadays it feels like they have a shopping list . Gone are the 'illicit take a chance' and feel naughty days. Even reading most ads can feel daunting, more like a lecture than an introduction. Personality no longer plays a part.
Dont get me wrong. I have had my fair share of encounters from 'S/H' and have made some amazing friends and enjoyed fabulous erotic sex ...but lately the ads have changed.
It feels like newbies obviously read existing ads and use them as templates, each time adapting new rules to their own ads.
there....thats my 'have a go at couples ads' hour.....floodgates open...i await execution
Sexpert
shameless bump up the list :bounce:
are all us east mids swingers sitting here wanting early morning action
couples /single females/virgins/supermodels ...or girl next door...or...especially the stunning brunette that passes the bank every day at 10pm....(basically anyone)...i can accom right now
are all us east mids swingers sitting here wanting early morning action
couples /single females/virgins/supermodels ...or girl next door...or...especially the stunning brunette that passes the bank every day at 10pm....(basically anyone)...i can accom right now
Sexpert
i used to know a couple abroad who made a succesful living from doing exactly that.
hope you get some replies and have fun
and yes...i know that charging for services isnt allowed on here, before anyone pm's me
as for me...i dont do windows or ironing!
...unless a couple make me an offer i cant refuse
hope you get some replies and have fun
and yes...i know that charging for services isnt allowed on here, before anyone pm's me
as for me...i dont do windows or ironing!
...unless a couple make me an offer i cant refuse
Sexpert
everything about this thread looks so 'wrong'...it may be genuine but i so so doubt it
the ad section shows only one previous ad, who is a single male with a 'worn pants ' fetish....with a particular reference to 'not being a cross dresser'
the profile states single bi female yet no request on the contacts list to meet other bi females, just bi males
and here we are with the 'single female' wanting 'used thongs' scenarios
Apologies if i am wrong...but you should change how your profile/ads/threads look
and also....as per the previous thread....being abusive to other regs doesnt help your cause
the ad section shows only one previous ad, who is a single male with a 'worn pants ' fetish....with a particular reference to 'not being a cross dresser'
the profile states single bi female yet no request on the contacts list to meet other bi females, just bi males
and here we are with the 'single female' wanting 'used thongs' scenarios
Apologies if i am wrong...but you should change how your profile/ads/threads look
and also....as per the previous thread....being abusive to other regs doesnt help your cause
Sexpert
has the practise ever been seriously promoted on here?
I know that late night busy locations often go on until the early hours but ive always wondered if others had ever wanted to wake up, find postings on here with 'earlystart and indications of area', and then treated it like a treasure hunt.
obvious advantages like no boy racers and lack of volume of people
obvious disadvantages like driving around with neanderthal hair and one eye open
any comments?
I know that late night busy locations often go on until the early hours but ive always wondered if others had ever wanted to wake up, find postings on here with 'earlystart and indications of area', and then treated it like a treasure hunt.
obvious advantages like no boy racers and lack of volume of people
obvious disadvantages like driving around with neanderthal hair and one eye open
any comments?
Sexpert
derby is as you know generally quieter than notts but now this post is up it probably wont be(and i have just shot it to the top of the list)...i shall be at the main location that ISNT listed on the locations section of this site(if you know the area well)...I USUALLY GO OUT AS A SINGLE...but tonight i will have a completely invisible girlfriend with me...bi...gorgeous...stunning...any hair colour you like..doesnt say alot...always stands by me and guides my hand
seriously...have fun...the local scene here is pretty good at present
seriously...have fun...the local scene here is pretty good at present
Sexpert
it all sounds nightmarish
i dont give or offer pics or cam verification and i dont want or request them. The only number people ever get is my mobile, never my landline.... and if i meet anyone i meet them away from my home before allowing them back to my place.
I probably meet less because of not offering pics, but my gain is probably the reduction in the percentage of fakers.
having said all that i personally prefer not knowing what people look like as it adds to the excitement
i dont give or offer pics or cam verification and i dont want or request them. The only number people ever get is my mobile, never my landline.... and if i meet anyone i meet them away from my home before allowing them back to my place.
I probably meet less because of not offering pics, but my gain is probably the reduction in the percentage of fakers.
having said all that i personally prefer not knowing what people look like as it adds to the excitement
Sexpert
rushed into that last post too soon!!!! i should have done my research!
i have taken a look and the location section and my area details certainly do look better and improved with more up to date comments
and to answer my own question from previous...nahhhhhhhh...i dont want the sites that i know about, that arent shown, listed
its good to have secrets
i have taken a look and the location section and my area details certainly do look better and improved with more up to date comments
and to answer my own question from previous...nahhhhhhhh...i dont want the sites that i know about, that arent shown, listed
its good to have secrets
Sexpert
i love this thread. it so made me smile
trust me...the tingle stays...then the fustration starts again...then the tingle is rekindled....then the addiction sets in...with no known cure
and tomorrow without realising it, during a normal conversation you find yourself nearly telling someone what happened...and you cant help but smile....its your secret
welcome to dogging!!
trust me...the tingle stays...then the fustration starts again...then the tingle is rekindled....then the addiction sets in...with no known cure
and tomorrow without realising it, during a normal conversation you find yourself nearly telling someone what happened...and you cant help but smile....its your secret
welcome to dogging!!
Sexpert
yes the one thing that bugged me about the old site format was that the location section never seemed to get updated....it would seem a simple thing to do as long as several people verified each post.
i often mused over whether new sites should actualy be added and announced to the population at large. would it ruin the site for those that know about it and like it kept secret( i am presuming the answer would be a resounding yes)...or....by adding more venues would it help by reducing the numbers in current venues and , hence improving them and also reduce the numbers of visits by police as they have more to get round
any mods like to inform me of current/future updating policy?
oh yesssss....and 'chaotic'.... wow did you pick the wrong night to stay in!!...i will let 'j' tell you the story.
i often mused over whether new sites should actualy be added and announced to the population at large. would it ruin the site for those that know about it and like it kept secret( i am presuming the answer would be a resounding yes)...or....by adding more venues would it help by reducing the numbers in current venues and , hence improving them and also reduce the numbers of visits by police as they have more to get round
any mods like to inform me of current/future updating policy?
oh yesssss....and 'chaotic'.... wow did you pick the wrong night to stay in!!...i will let 'j' tell you the story.
Sexpert
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I really dont think that anyone was being rude but what they were trying to say is that there is an excellent post at the start of the dogging forum which gives nearly all the advice you could ever want.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/30801.html
The only other advice I can give, is be patient, dont expect things to happen immediately and dont ever post details of any locations on the forums (You have mentioned a lane, it could be a location, I dont know, but it is always worth making sure that the non-genuine people cant work out the location from anything you post)
Good luck
dogging is just like this post. nothing happens initially, it becomes fustrating, then just at the end two come in and make it better
Sexpert
Of course they are all welcome
its easy to find your way around and become a fun and beloved member of the community
obviously there are ettiquettes and guidelines and unwritten rules to follow , but people will be happy to guide you and answer questions
the unwritten etiquettes that ARENT shown...such as the ever popular ' initiations' that propel you up the ladder to 'gold star super duper platinum card' swingers hierachy and heaven .They generally only apply to females and couples...most involve trips up to derby and dont apply to single males....but these rules are NEVER advertised and almost certainly are repudiated by mods and ops so as to keep them secret...but they exist!!
as.... ahem ...a resident of derby and a bonafide true believer in freedom of information i would be happy to advise anyone of those details and all they have to do is pm me
welcome newbie
its easy to find your way around and become a fun and beloved member of the community
obviously there are ettiquettes and guidelines and unwritten rules to follow , but people will be happy to guide you and answer questions
the unwritten etiquettes that ARENT shown...such as the ever popular ' initiations' that propel you up the ladder to 'gold star super duper platinum card' swingers hierachy and heaven .They generally only apply to females and couples...most involve trips up to derby and dont apply to single males....but these rules are NEVER advertised and almost certainly are repudiated by mods and ops so as to keep them secret...but they exist!!
as.... ahem ...a resident of derby and a bonafide true believer in freedom of information i would be happy to advise anyone of those details and all they have to do is pm me
welcome newbie
Sexpert
its a nightmare at present.!!!
hardly anyone signals, more boy racers, more undercover police, more nutters . you end up having to induce 'stealth mode' and run the gauntlet of risking approaching the car after giving every indication yourself and turning lights on...standing outside so they can see you ...(i am sure one day i will sing a song or do cartwheels ) etc etc....and i know some will come down hard and say that in that situation (not the cartwheels you muppet)you shouldnt ever approach...but probably 90% of true shows lately were done under that situation. cest la vie!
i so hope things improve
hardly anyone signals, more boy racers, more undercover police, more nutters . you end up having to induce 'stealth mode' and run the gauntlet of risking approaching the car after giving every indication yourself and turning lights on...standing outside so they can see you ...(i am sure one day i will sing a song or do cartwheels ) etc etc....and i know some will come down hard and say that in that situation (not the cartwheels you muppet)you shouldnt ever approach...but probably 90% of true shows lately were done under that situation. cest la vie!
i so hope things improve
