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mattmoleman
1 month ago
Bi-curious Male, 44
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First impression was too many years ago now. I thought the people in the forums were fun. Intelligent. Weird (in a good way). The forums were where it was at.
Now I don't know. Just here for pperving and hoping to make some new friends.
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Quote by Dirtygirly
And your ass is looking particularly peachy tonight too
That's cause it's at least 10 years younger than my current ass!!
:haha:
And like a fine wine it has gotten even better with age.
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Quote by Earthchild
most awesome cleavage lovely lady xxx
Right backatcha
hwoar: C'mere
add celery and we have a boobie fest! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :twisted:
I don't have any celery but I've something else that you could use.
1 word to say about you Earthchild.... phwoah :eeek:
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Netgear and OpenDNS already do something that is pretty effective. You can set your own filtering system on your netgear router using OpenDNS that actually marks what website is rated as what.
The adult users can access unrestricted content by just entering a password when they connect to the internet. Adults don't give children passwords, hey presto, all devices using that router will have filtering on it.
This gives the power in the hands to the adults. However, you will need some sort of technical knowledge to set it up properly. This will be the main stumbling block for Cameron. Not everybody is technical enough to ask for an adult block to be lifted and would just think the internet is broken.
The second main stumbling point will be how will the ISPs prevent it? The same how they prevented the pirate bay? That worked for a whole 5 minutes... There are many other DNS servers out there that you're freely able to use. Unless Cameron is wanting to physically restrict the internet like they do in certain countries, I can't possibly seeing this even working for a month.
The adult users can access unrestricted content by just entering a password when they connect to the internet. Adults don't give children passwords, hey presto, all devices using that router will have filtering on it.
This gives the power in the hands to the adults. However, you will need some sort of technical knowledge to set it up properly. This will be the main stumbling block for Cameron. Not everybody is technical enough to ask for an adult block to be lifted and would just think the internet is broken.
The second main stumbling point will be how will the ISPs prevent it? The same how they prevented the pirate bay? That worked for a whole 5 minutes... There are many other DNS servers out there that you're freely able to use. Unless Cameron is wanting to physically restrict the internet like they do in certain countries, I can't possibly seeing this even working for a month.
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Quote by MikeC
They're currently cowering in the extensive gardens of SH Towers ...... they're hiding.......... but guess what.... I'M COMING READY OR NOT :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just had a vision of blue with a 12 inch black double ender wielding it above her head.........with the most evil smile........
Vision of the shining with the said double ender. "Here's Johnny" as blue proceeds to smash somebodies back doors in.
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Phwoah, Smurfette being naughty.
I'm sure there are real live action Smurf porn out there somewhere.
I'm sure there are real live action Smurf porn out there somewhere.
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I've enjoyed the mods banter and wise words but there was always one particular mod that made me happy in my pants :jagsatwork:
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FFS Mikey. Who let all these women in here without being given a good pat down to make sure they aren't smuggling dangerous weapons in their corsets!
Ok ladies. Line up. Hands on the wall, legs spread.
Ok hands on the wall
ready
Ok Sarah you sexy little minx. Considering the little amount of clothing your wearing, I'll just have to make extra sure you're not guiding anything. My apologies if I appear erect, it's because I am.
I'm a little interested in finding this small remote control with a dial on it. Seems whenever I turn the dial your legs quiver uncontrollably. Mmmmm jiggle balls me thinks.
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..... In here I was like a dog on heat. So many funny posts in the forum, so many damn sexy women to perv over and the first post I did was a damn techie help post! Feel kind of ashamed that there was no smut or flirting in it at all. :sad:
Ahh but you've made up for it since!
I think the first comment I said to you was that you were (still are to be honest) an instant erection maker.
Oh how innocent I was back then.
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FFS Mikey. Who let all these women in here without being given a good pat down to make sure they aren't smuggling dangerous weapons in their corsets!
Ok ladies. Line up. Hands on the wall, legs spread.
Ok ladies. Line up. Hands on the wall, legs spread.
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..... In here I was like a dog on heat. So many funny posts in the forum, so many damn sexy women to perv over and the first post I did was a damn techie help post! Feel kind of ashamed that there was no smut or flirting in it at all. :sad:
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It's not a problem with the web browser, it's glitch in the matrix, err internet thingy.
That is actually right. The server basically can't find or serve the page you've requested. Reasons could be many including server overload, slow db response, incorrect file location mapping (possibly from a bad replication in the db or even bad upgrade).
The reason why it's affecting one browser rather the other will probably have to do with your session variables. You logon with chrome, you encounter a problem. You logon again with another browser but this time you might be dealing with a different web server that isn't overloaded so the request works.
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I've raided my photobuck account and found some very old and very very bad photoshopping.
Mark when we were playing hide and seek.
I might have some more on an old backup. Might check it out later.
Mark when we were playing hide and seek.
I might have some more on an old backup. Might check it out later.
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Gulp. Takes deep breathAnyone else feel like a kid in a new school? This is so surreal :scared:
Avatar has gone though and no idea which of my 'puter's they're all on.
I don't feel like a new kid in school, but I'll be happy to give you detention HLB.
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Trust you to have kaz's boobies!
Oh, I have quite a collection hidden away in my locker. I wonder how many SH reward points I can rack up today? ;)
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No idea what happened to my old avatar, I'll have to get someone to take a new pic of it. I had enough trouble taking this pic without trying to get my tramp stamp in focus in a self pic!
Oh, and hi everyone!
:rascal:
Phwoah.
Man of few words.
Mole
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Fellow Yorkshireman. We shared a fair few evenings in forum banter. Only met him once but it was easy to see he was a gentleman too.
You've touched all of us and I'll be glad to share a proper drink with you later.
You've touched all of us and I'll be glad to share a proper drink with you later.
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I suppose the most tactful way is to ask them if they often get propositions due to their line of work/ uniform. Gage their reaction and answer. Make sure your body language shows your open/ interested as that may sway them to say something like "not as often as I'd like."
Personally think there's no easy way to broach the subject so indirect may help.
Personally think there's no easy way to broach the subject so indirect may help.
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If you're on ADSL and would like to know what speeds your lines can actually get you can visit . It's a connection to the BT wholesale database. This is where you'll find out if you can actually reach those promised numbers or not.
My connection should be able to handle a whopping but this is what I actually get instead;
Count yourselves lucky!
In all fairness I know there is a problem local to the area (in between my property and the cabinet). It's possibly a REIN issue. The biggest beef I have is that I have to pay full price for over 2 months of this speed with really poor support from now three ISPs.
My connection should be able to handle a whopping but this is what I actually get instead;
Count yourselves lucky!
In all fairness I know there is a problem local to the area (in between my property and the cabinet). It's possibly a REIN issue. The biggest beef I have is that I have to pay full price for over 2 months of this speed with really poor support from now three ISPs.
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Disk management that is already on the laptop will be able to combine the two hard drive partitions. Then you won't have to worry about moving files or where to install programs.
The two partition drives are pointless if you don't use them correctly when you first start using the laptop.
The two partition drives are pointless if you don't use them correctly when you first start using the laptop.
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Windows 7 was/is a great OS. Windows8 is built using 7 as its foundation. There are some key features that are different.
DirectX 11.1 is only available in win8. This is an updated programming language that games are built with. The win8 version gives added support for 3d games.
The new Xbox when released will also be using this language which will help build the porting bridge between them both.
the kinect hardware will also be supported in win 8 bringing the reality of the minority report control system.
Win8 boot times have drastically improved over the previous versions because it stores the boot sequence correctly into your RAM. It's the same concept of booting from an SSD hard drive.
Microsoft are attempting to bridge the gap between hand held devices and consoles. Creating a single environment for programmers to use to develop for all and then releasing their work via the windows market place. A one stop shop so to speak.
I can see MS releasing a config change to remove the metro UI on startup if the users don't want it. It's not the best UI for a desktop and there are already work arounds to male it boot into desktop view already.
Win8 is definately an improvement on 7 though. Performance wise especially.
DirectX 11.1 is only available in win8. This is an updated programming language that games are built with. The win8 version gives added support for 3d games.
The new Xbox when released will also be using this language which will help build the porting bridge between them both.
the kinect hardware will also be supported in win 8 bringing the reality of the minority report control system.
Win8 boot times have drastically improved over the previous versions because it stores the boot sequence correctly into your RAM. It's the same concept of booting from an SSD hard drive.
Microsoft are attempting to bridge the gap between hand held devices and consoles. Creating a single environment for programmers to use to develop for all and then releasing their work via the windows market place. A one stop shop so to speak.
I can see MS releasing a config change to remove the metro UI on startup if the users don't want it. It's not the best UI for a desktop and there are already work arounds to male it boot into desktop view already.
Win8 is definately an improvement on 7 though. Performance wise especially.
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What browser are you using on all of the PC's you've tested with?
Why did you have to reset your PC to restore internet? That doesn't make any sense unless you've been infected with malware during that time.
There's a good chance it's down to security patches being installed and removed on internet explorer due to you doing a system restore.
Do a windows update etc and a malware scan.
If one is running firefox and that seems to be working, try either all run firefox or restore internet explorer to it's factory default settings (Through 'tools', 'Internet Options', 'Advanced', 'Reset').
Why did you have to reset your PC to restore internet? That doesn't make any sense unless you've been infected with malware during that time.
There's a good chance it's down to security patches being installed and removed on internet explorer due to you doing a system restore.
Do a windows update etc and a malware scan.
If one is running firefox and that seems to be working, try either all run firefox or restore internet explorer to it's factory default settings (Through 'tools', 'Internet Options', 'Advanced', 'Reset').
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7) Uninstall the file shredder program.
8) Double check that you have no system restore points and no files hanging around.
9) triple check.
10) get somebody else to check for you.
11) take the hard disk out and bash it with a hammer, put it into the washing machine, throw it off a roof and then run over it repeatedly with a steamroller.
Steps 1-10 are optional.
Seriously, that would be the best stratergy to take if you want to do the clean up of a laptop. If anybody has any further suggestions it won't hurt to do them as well.
PS.
How are you at reading the registry?
8) Double check that you have no system restore points and no files hanging around.
9) triple check.
10) get somebody else to check for you.
11) take the hard disk out and bash it with a hammer, put it into the washing machine, throw it off a roof and then run over it repeatedly with a steamroller.
Steps 1-10 are optional.
Seriously, that would be the best stratergy to take if you want to do the clean up of a laptop. If anybody has any further suggestions it won't hurt to do them as well.
PS.
How are you at reading the registry?
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A file shredder program would be best Mal and a plan of attack.
1) Manually go through the laptop removing old programs you don't want on there.
2) Manually go through the documents of the entire hard disk and clearing all the stuff on it. This includes temporary folders and my documents in all of the user profiles. You'll also need to turn on 'show hidden folders' so you can clear out the temp files in the user profiles as well.
3) Run a clean up program to also check for unneeded files (windows install, prefetch, downloaded browser programs etc). The inbuilt one with Windows can do that for you reasonably well.
4) Setup a new Full administrator profile and delete all you other user profiles from the system.
5) Delete all system restore points.
6) Run the file shredding program and make sure it does at least 5 pass overs of each sector. This makes it very costly for file recovery to be done on the hard drive because the 'blank space' is turned into 1's and 0's so many times it won't have a memory of what 'was' there.
1) Manually go through the laptop removing old programs you don't want on there.
2) Manually go through the documents of the entire hard disk and clearing all the stuff on it. This includes temporary folders and my documents in all of the user profiles. You'll also need to turn on 'show hidden folders' so you can clear out the temp files in the user profiles as well.
3) Run a clean up program to also check for unneeded files (windows install, prefetch, downloaded browser programs etc). The inbuilt one with Windows can do that for you reasonably well.
4) Setup a new Full administrator profile and delete all you other user profiles from the system.
5) Delete all system restore points.
6) Run the file shredding program and make sure it does at least 5 pass overs of each sector. This makes it very costly for file recovery to be done on the hard drive because the 'blank space' is turned into 1's and 0's so many times it won't have a memory of what 'was' there.
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We were going bowling tonight but as Chams is a lot cheaper and more fun we'll be there tonight too.
By all means, say hello
Always nice to meet new friends.
Mole_and_mich
By all means, say hello
Always nice to meet new friends.Mole_and_mich
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Christmas 2007 I had bought Mich a nice new platinum rabbit as her gift. As I was currently moving house for the due date it was being delivered and only had a small ammount of time with her that Christmas I had it posted to my parents house for the day I was expected to arrive there.
Unfortuantely due to postal delays it didn't arrive until the day after I left (1 week delay) my parents house and my nosey dad opened the brown wrapped parcel up.
Lets just say my Mum called me the following day hoping the present was for Mich and not me.
Unfortuantely due to postal delays it didn't arrive until the day after I left (1 week delay) my parents house and my nosey dad opened the brown wrapped parcel up.
Lets just say my Mum called me the following day hoping the present was for Mich and not me.
