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mattmoleman
2 months ago
Bi-curious Male, 44
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Neither of us really bed hog. I personally can sleep stood up in the corner of a room.
I tend to curl into a tight little ball in the corner of the bed as well. I'm like a radiator as well so if Mich ever wants to warm up on a cold night she rolls over for a snuggle.
We are a bit confused as to how I always manage to unravel the bed covers from the corner, including the matress protector. Every night without fail.
M&M
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I always loved that picture.... so glad it's back.

Ha ha ha ha ! Me too! It makes great smiley tum-tum faces! ;)

I call it ..... LittleNeilinCalistaGem
Happy birthday again Cal
xxx
Happy Calista Day Morbius. Hope you keep your Calista smiling.
Happy birthday sweety. I swear there must be a picture somewhere getting older.
passionkiss
The majority of AV programs now-a-days don't detect everything. The main problem for systems running slow is usually malware. Malware isn't technically a virus/trojan so AV programs tend not to deal with them brilliantly.
Two free anti-malware that are safe to use as run once applications (run when you want, not constantly running) are Malwarebytes and spybot search and destroy.
Weblinks here:


The majority of stuff these programs do find are often manipulated cookies that aren't exactly bad but you could do without them being on your PC.
I was kneeling down, head under her skirt, against the wall in York. Only when she came and on my way out of her skirt did about 10 tourists doing the ghost walk, cameras in hands popped around the corner. I had to go back down and protend I was doing my shoe lace's trying to hold in the laughter.
I'd like to think the people on here have different thought processes.
'Flirt with me again and I'll shag you rotten!' would be far more pleasant.
Shocking if it turns out to be the person who travelled all that way to settle a spat.
Ah, email addresses. The bane of my work life.
It has nothing to do with you have a web based email address that can make your email suddenly go missing. It's who your with. You can setup a account to be picked up by your outlook but that means nothing when actually don't accept the email (happens a lot more often than what you would think). The same goes for ISP's emails. In short, there is no perfect email solution out at the moment. The standards are too lax, filters are not intelligent enough and spam will always find a way.
If you're happy with what you have at the moment, don't change it.
Myself I create a new email address for every website I register with. I have different passwords for each and they are all easily remembered. Not many people include the website address into their email, which makes spam ware hard to guess it.
An example of how to create an easily rememborable setup:
would be an example of an email address - username. The password could be something similar: swinging123456heaven there you can change the website address per registration and you already have a very secure, if basic password setup already.
PS:
yes I am a little tipsy, but I stand by the advice and methods.
Firewalls are there to be a barrier to stop things coming in AND going out again. They can't stop you from infecting yourself with trojans that you install yourself (clicking on those adverts or even through a drive by download site) BUT firewalls can stop the trojans from talking back to their hosts.
Once you are infected, one of the first things the infections do is try and make your system more vunerable and to call back home stating you are infected. This allows even more nasties to come back down through the new security holes and hey presto, you're now supporting the RBN (Russian Business Network).
If everybody had a good firewall, there would be very little spam in the world (Sent by BOTS) and very few reasons to attack other PC's (Yes MACs are unsecure too) to spread the viruses around.
Unfortunately the better firewalls (hardware ones that you need to update) do come at a price. Every business that has internet access, a server should really have one.
I'm in the same boat as Calista at the moment. Been lurking but not contributing.
Sooo many lovely people, sooo many dirty thoughts. I'm sure the ones I'm thinking about will know who they are.
Just thinking about the things we could get up to wants me to write a couple more stories and PM them. Or should I just post them on here for your perving pleasure lol (Story section <<<< that-a-way). redface
Sounds more like the hardware rather than software. If your PC knew it was there to begin with then suddenly lost it. Drivers and updates don't 're find it' then it might not know what it is, so how will your PC know?
I'll check some support sites and see what other options there are. brb

USB cable and the phone testing:
Do you get any hardware connection wizards appear when you attach your usb cable to the PC and the phone?
Can you test on another person's PC or attach another persons phone?
USB bluetooth Dongle:
Do you have any 'search for new bluetooth devices' software installed for use with your dongle?
Here you can find the simple guide from MS to add new blue tooth devices to your PC; if you can't run the wizard, chances are your dongle has gone curput (dongles do as they are cheap and nasty).
Steps to take on the computer
To add a device, follow these steps on your computer:1. Click Start, click Run, type , and then click OK.
2. In Bluetooth Settings, click Add.
3. In the Add Bluetooth Device Wizard, click to select the My device is set up and ready to be found check box, and then click Next.
Note You cannot click Next until you click to select the My device is set up and ready to be found box. A device that has discovery turned off cannot be detected during a search.
When you click Next, your computer searches for any discoverable devices that are in range. When the search is complete, the devices appear in the wizard.
4. Select a device to add, and then click Next.
After you select the device to add, you can enter a passkey for the device. A passkey is a code that is used to control access to a device. Using a passkey may help improve the security of your connection. However, the device that you add may not require a passkey.
When you enter the passkey, your computer tries to connect to the device to verify the passkey. When you connect to another computer, you receive a message that the computers are trying to connect.
Steps to take on the device
When you have completed the steps on your computer, enter the passkey on the Bluetooth device. If the device is another computer, this computer displays a message that indicates that you are requesting a connection. Follow these steps on the computer that you are adding as a Bluetooth device:1. Click in the message that indicates that you are requesting a connection.
The Add Bluetooth Device Wizard starts and provides a field for entering the passkey.
2. Enter the passkey. You may also choose to have a passkey generated for you.
When the passkey is verified, the connection is complete. The device is now visible on your computer. If the device is another computer, its computer name is visible on the first computer.
On the last page of the Add Bluetooth Device Wizard, you can turn discovery off on the computer that you add as a device. By default, the option to turn discovery off is selected so that the computer does not remain discoverable at all times.
Nothing to do with SkyNet which took over the world in Terminator
I see some new ones pop up every so often. Well they probably aren't new but I've never seen them before so they are probably just less used.
Boggled = o.O
Agree with the above statement ^^
And the clasic 8===D Balls and penis.
Just remember more than five shakes and it's classed as playing.
I personally think handshake is very formal, sign of respect rather than distancing.
Would you rather slap their bum to confirm a deal (work place or not), or give them a hug, kiss on the cheek? Handshake seems closer than a nod and a wave, especially if it's two hands together.
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Aren't opinions your own way of weighing up all of the options and all of what you know about the subject at hand and then making an (hopefully) informed choice in what to say....
As you read more about the said subject, it very well may open you up to other ideas or points of view that you hadn't thought of (everybody thinks differently, well I like to think so), so then you may adapt your final statement.
Information, learning and the ability to re-evaluate the situation are all important in being open minded.
Personally, I don't give a rats left testicle what people say in the forums or in the chat rooms. I love a good debate, or even an arguement (if playfully done). I even go against my own beliefs just to make things interesting a lot of the time and stick by them like they were indeed what I thought. Try it sometime, it can be lots of fun.

Isn't that what trolls do dunno
Only to cause problems and not practise their skill in debating. They teach it at schools so why not continue to practise in later life too?
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Deepest sympathy :upset:
When Goldie my goldfish died I was distraught for minutes!
Thinking of you in your hour of need! kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I hope you gave Goldie a decent send off! confused
lol :lol: :lol:
I'll be honest .......... I flushed him down the loo! bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

The Loo...:shock: Sam!! Have you not seen the Code of Practice for Disposal of Dead Goldfish???
Cremation is the preferred method... a service can be provided for a nominal charge with a choice of hymm, a small box or plastic bag to put him in come in a range of colours. He could even have his own little goldfish memoral stone... smile :)
How does all that go down the loo? :?
Aren't opinions your own way of weighing up all of the options and all of what you know about the subject at hand and then making an (hopefully) informed choice in what to say....
As you read more about the said subject, it very well may open you up to other ideas or points of view that you hadn't thought of (everybody thinks differently, well I like to think so), so then you may adapt your final statement.
Information, learning and the ability to re-evaluate the situation are all important in being open minded.
Personally, I don't give a rats left testicle what people say in the forums or in the chat rooms. I love a good debate, or even an arguement (if playfully done). I even go against my own beliefs just to make things interesting a lot of the time and stick by them like they were indeed what I thought. Try it sometime, it can be lots of fun.
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Does anyone else find that the longer it takes them to go over the edge the more intense the orgasm and the louder they are when it happens dunno

works either way for me it can turn into one hell of a orgasm or a tiny little one when ya left thinking all that effort for what :dunno:
Definately the louder variety for me. Although I've had a wank that lasted atleast 40 minutes that was a pretty pathetic result, but generally speaking its the louder more intense for me.
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I would go back in time to the time when the world was created so that I could see the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve and, of course, God!! biggrin

Or, the Big Bang if you're not a creationist.
Maybe that's what started it all! Somebody had a one use time machine, went back to see Adam and Eve, two young, free spirited, naked people with obvious urges and have one hell of big gangBANG. God was a voyeur while this was going on.
Cor blimey. People would think this place is full of perverts! I suppose that's why I like it so much :twisted:
We were both 18. Had parked up a quite alleyway, the windows were completely steamed up! About 10 minutes into it a policeman knocks on our window and politely asks us to get out of the car.
Yeah, I'll never forget the first time we ate a curry in a car. It was very hot in deed. We nearly pissed ourselves from laughing as the Copper thought we were shagging.
We waited until he left and our curries were finished. Not our fault he gave us the idea.
Hehe, thought and glad you liked it. It's nice to occasionally be given a nice suprising message or compliment. Just wish I could do it more often for all the loverly people out there that bring smiles to my face.
Thank Dawnie too for the idea. Give her a big french kiss as a thanks and let me watch perhaps? :twisted:
Any other guildenites out there enjoy the random messages, notes, texts, emails, phone calls just telling you that you're being thought of?
Hiya sweetcheeks.
How've you been hunny. Been missing you loads and by golly it definately has been a while! passionkiss
I was just letting you know that I've finally done it! Yes that's right, I've finally gotten hold of the one and only Black leather Kilt worn by Sean Connery in the (2nd?) Highlander movie. It cost a fair bit on E-Bay but I think $5555 :scared: is worth your fantasy.
So when do you think you can come round? There's only so long I can stay here handcuffed to the bed, wearing the black leather kilt (worn by Sean Connery so you kow it's scottish), covered in whipped cream and being full of lots of energy and stamina. :evil2: The other 5 Kilt wearing firemen lining outside the door have to be at work by 5pm so will that give you enough time? hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
PM me back you dirty little scots lass. Been looking forward to this for a long time. :rascal: Don't go easy on me cause, believe it or not, this isn't my first time :jagsatwork: smackbottom
If you see that rascal Dawnie trying to get into the room, please for goodness sake, tell her she can watch through the window and that's all she's getting. Been pestering me all night for a quicky, you know damn well I don't do those! :rascal:
All the best from your sweet and innocent Englishman.
Mattmoleman
xxxx
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I was hopimg I might have some offers by now. Not sure if I need male or female but know I would rather sink my dick down female throat, male couldn't do sme for me,( could he)

You asked the forum a question and got some answers. If you're main objective is indeed a meet then it might of been better placed in the 'Lets Meet Up' Part of the forum.
Good luck and welcome
The first lessons of life begin at home. Morales / right and wrong to start off with should already be within the childs life before they even realise it.
Education to a understanding of social behaviour is usualy learnt at school. School is there to try and teach the child to not only be forgiving but understand that life isn't roses and they must live by rules.
I agree that teachers have a hard time already teaching children that don;t have basic social skills and on top of that having to teach them about different ideas and ways of thinking because they might once in their lives think like that.
Personally I think religion shouldn't be taught at schools until they are aware of what it is (at least 15+). Political view points should be kept to generic and let the pupils make their own choices.
Do you really think it is easy to be a teacher? Have you ever really 'taught' a child something new that the child didn't want to know in the first place? That's an every day thing, some would call it an uphill struggle to begin with.
As firelizard rocks back and forth she's still unable to think what to say about two moles.
Have you an updated version of java?
Do you get any error messages or is the appplet just not responsive?
I'm sure an admin person will be able to help more.
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Shove the bottle under your foreskin, your cock will look loads bigger :thumbup:

Thanks Dawnie, now I've a milk bottle stuck and I can't for the life of me remove it!!!!
As for the pills making your winky bigger. There most probably a herbal version of the viagra. Increase the blood flow to the lower extremity. However, herbs that will have effects they claim to have will most probably be releasing toxins into your body. Increase the blood flow and maybe reduce the chance of it working properly.
You need to know what they put in the pill and look up every one of the ingrediant in medical research papers (not a random website made by joe blogs).
Just get a lady to keep sucking on it like a vacuum for a week or two. It might be flacid for a long time afterwards but it will be lots of fun