yep well im one of those newbies...so go gentle with me lol.
does the film title boxing helena count..
i lost my car in bridlington once.. that will teach me to avoid payin for parking by findin a space down a side street. took me two hours to find it. needless to say the girlfriend at the time was not impressed and if its thru dementure im stuffed cos i was 22 wen i did it. teres no hope for...erm hang on what are we talking about again....
i used to do it to an ex and it used to drive her wild, she said it was like i was still pleasuring her after id stopped. she also tried it on me... it was great to start with but after a while things really hotted up an i had to soak my member in some warm water..lol
welcome and hope you find what your looking for
i always thought pussy was a very popular one...or should i just get out more..
wow cant belive some ppl manage to get home before they are sick.. i feel privilaged that i can get it out my system befor i get home an then appear completely sober waking 3hours later wondering why im so awake and end up asleep in front of the tv by 4pm..
i went into work about a month ago to open the shop i work in, turned the alarm off an turned round to find large set guy standing in the shop, told him we werent open to which he replied i just want the money.. with that he produced a large hunting style knife dont think iv ever been so scarred he then threatened to run it thru me if i couldnt get in the safe... which i couldnt.. he eventually tied me in a cupboard an left. As i lay there i started singing almost oblivious to what i was eventually found i cried an couldnt stop shaking,aint been able to go back there since... i know how it feels an its shit..but it gets easier and im glad you escaped relativly unscathed.. all the best
had cyber a few times but only with my ex girlfriend, it was good when i worked away to feel that sexual energy and tension. havnt tried it since or with any one im not in a relationship with but i wouldnt say know, even if its just out of curiosity...
nice idea an i was hoping to get my name on the internet. put up in lights or should that be a camera flash.
hi an welcome...im pretty new too but iv chatted to a couple of women that seem genuine enough..
oh they just get better an better. will keep me entertained for hours....or maybe i should just go out..pmpl
IMAGINE THE SIZE OF HIS ARM WHEN HE FINISHES!!!!!1
erm i new too but here goes hi FREDDIE :welcome:
it worked for me the crazy frog is on what looks more like a ladder however its crap you dont even seen the little s**t get splattered..
a six an a half hour wanking session....damn someone really will go blind!!!!!!
me me i wanna join.. how about our own sun so its nice an hot all the time
that sounds pretty serious could some1 have hacked your computer while you were on the site. if your with bt they can trace an block the number for u.. ring em they give you a code to enter after the persons rung an even if its a witheld number they cat bar it from calling you again..hope this helps..
lol what a funny post... its ages since iv been accosted by them annoyin sales ppl i reckon i cud walk past the rac or aa man with my car keys in hand an still not noticed... hey u think im invisible..
hello
helllllloooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
well im from doncaster an iv neva seen it but you neva know some of the ppl on a saturday night lol..
oops lol when from your ad then your very attractive.. lol
cheers mate... by the way your wife is very attractive.. :smitten:
thanks to all the ppl who have replyed and thanks to everyone for the helpful comments i hope i get to know more of you thru my stay on this excellent site...xxx
i enjoy being dominated im very submissive so enjoy all aspects of bondage and domination. i also love pvc,rubber and leather......
