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mr__filth1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
Bi-curious Female, 56

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so what if blackmen have bigger cocks rolleyes .I like women so cock size doesnt bother me lol
Quote by givemeahug
Well done NN oh and omg yep u do talk :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink

agrees innocent
Quote by naughtynymphos1
NN - A white mans cock is approximately 20% bigger....
than his chicken wink

really? :shock: i didn't know that :lol2:
Me neither :shock:
Shall we advertise for some volunteers to compare and test this theory? :twisted: lol
T-J
sounds like a plan :P
any offers
? :wink:
what would this experiment involve,would i have to bring my own chicken or could i just bring me knob along ??
Quote by naughtynymphos1
ohhh i'm just not fussy wink :wink:
more than a mouth fulls a waste anyway and i have a very small gob :wink:

well thats the end of that debate,who won?
dont you find that fan assisted ovens cook far quicker than conventional...this chicken will be done in a couple of hours.....now back to cock :wink:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
here we go.....ding ding round one...... :boxing:

not at all lol
i love a good dabate, just a pity most turn into slanging matches wink

go on then 'naughty' debate with me .What do you want to debate about??? I wont turn it into a slanging match,i'll just defeat your opinion with my superior knowledge,wit and education :wink:
lets debate the size of a white mans cock :lol:
personally the biggest i have ever had was a white guy and he was HUGE
i do notice tho the thread started has chosen to ignor my question on what he saw to be racist :lol: :lol:

yeah lets go off topic,this is far more interesting :P
A white mans cock hey,do you like big white mens cocks or aint you fussy :wink:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Yeah i've only been here for 5 minutes and you've already had a few digs at me wink
oh well heres to another 12 months :taz:

awww but that means i like you :wink: you know your a true m8 when you can take the piss and not fall out :lol2:
ummmm errrrr i dont really know how to take that confused You scare me too much to fall out with you :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
here we go.....ding ding round one...... :boxing:

not at all lol
i love a good dabate, just a pity most turn into slanging matches wink

go on then 'naughty' debate with me .What do you want to debate about??? I wont turn it into a slanging match,i'll just defeat your opinion with my superior knowledge,wit and education :wink:
Quote by burnie
The bible was re-written by the Romans somewhere around 3 or 400 AD, so they could more effectively control the masses. The Roman empire was losing strength by then and they knew if they fiddled with the holy docterines, it would benefit them.
That's why it's filled with inconsistancies, and contradicts itself.
There's no way it should be taken literally, except where it says to 'Love One Another.' lol :lol: :lol: Which we do.

blimey this is gettin all intellectual..i'll get me coat bolt
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I am not say that there are not people out there that just prefer black men or women. As there are also those that prefer white men or women. (Though I suppose that i general this could be called racist)

how is it racist?
are str8 people sexist?
i personally am not attracted to asian men, i have many asian friends, mostly at work and get on with anyone regardless of colour, i do not consider myself to be racist just cause i do not find them sexually attractive, ffs stop whining man lol

beautifully put :P
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i'm white with 6 inches...does this make me a rascist...or just a white man with a little willie ?? :uhoh:

nah your just a white man with a little willy :therethere:
:violin:
Yeah i've only been here for 5 minutes and you've already had a few digs at me wink
oh well heres to another 12 months :taz:
i'm white with 6 inches...does this make me a rascist...or just a white man with a little willie ?? :uhoh:
For the missus,not me :cry: We live in the midlands and would be willing to meet up with a nice attractive (doesnt have to be 'stunning') woman for a long held fantasy.
We are both in our thirties and are of average build,height and wife has long wanted to sleep with another woman so hence the advert.
If there is any females out there who fancies showing her the 'ways of lesbian love' then feel free to drop us a pm where we could get chatting and maybe have some fun....thanks biggrin
Quote by lynx28
DO NOT REPLY if your under 27, if your over 30 then I consider you TOO OLD and I dont want old people. If your on your bad week then dont bother replying, cant be bothered with crabbit women. You can reply if your ugly but you wont be getting my huge cock anywhere near your ugly body. If you are gorgeous and between 28 and 29 then get in touch and i'll give you a right good shagging. I cant promise you an orgasm but i'll cum at least 4 times for my own pleasure.
I have a fantastic body and expect you to have likewise, small titted people or heaven forbid saggy tits then all your PM's will be binned. I also have a huge cock which can be seen here
Anal is a must and ideally im looking for 3 girls at once with at least 2 being bisexual. Also I cant travel and I cant accomodate so you must have a car that we can shag in or else be willing to meet on public transport.
I want this to happen this afternoon and hurry, im hard right now so get those pm's flooding in.
mad

Thats where i've been going wrong....i never went to the same charm school as him lol !!!!
Heres my 'advert'
hello everyone .I'm in my 30's and looking for a bit of good sex with an attractive,no,stunning have nice shaped tits(aint worried about the size just the shape).My wife would also like to shag this stunning woman as well.
I'll do most things legal (with my wifes consent) as long as it aint to painfull.
Sooooooo hot chicks...anyone up for a bit of fun ???
p.s i might be able to manage 2 'cums' but probably not the 4 that chappo mentioned in his advert,sorry to dissapoint rolleyes
pps my cock aint nowhere big as his but it certainly does go quite hard :!:
I would say the morals (and those of my wife) seem to be changing as we get older and want to experience more more of lifes pleasures cool So i would say that our morals are changable to suit circumstances wink
morals morals morals....as long as no one gets hurt by your behaviour then what the hell !!!
well just an and the missus went to Legs 11 in Birmingham on saturday night and,how can i put this,we both had a very enjoyable time smile Next stop is maybe an 'adult' club wink
Quote by postie
'the rocket' lapdancing club on broad street, visited there or got anything to report about the place???
Ta biggrin

Yep..some lasses dancing around a stick. That's about it really.... oh, and the drinks are always over priced and the rainmac brigade are out in force..
Never been there myself but I can guess..... have fun !
sounds like a good night to me lol
'the rocket' lapdancing club on broad street, visited there or got anything to report about the place???
Ta biggrin
Quote by Alexandra
how about if it's you who agrees to everything then falls to sleep...he he he.

Then wifey is happy - she'll have control of the remote!
mad no fear of me falling asleep if i'm on a promise :shock: biggrin lol
Don't go mad with the plonk - or if she is anything like me - she'll just agree to everything then fall asleep!!!
haha whens she's drunkenly asleep is when i'm at my most dangerous lol
I went to a parade this day is a big thing where i live (Bedworth) and every year the old boys turn up in there even had a fly by with 2 spitfires to drop poppies over the town at 11 o'clock (even though the wind blew them miles away) Good stuff .......... 'i shall remember'
I'm going for 'full on,hardcore sex' with the missus tonite.I'm gonna cook her a nice meal and then ply her copious amounts of wine lol
If that dont work then its :wanker: for me again sad
3 willies in one hole :shock: That don't sound right to me .
i'm up for it though biggrin (one of the willies,not the 'hole' person)
YIIIPPPPPPEEEEEE !!!!! I've actual had a locked thread unlocked !!!!! Does that mean i'm rather special now confused
i used a condom and not a sock...........ultra safe sex biggrin
Quote by davej
trust me, a few years into the relationship when a rather nice cheese and pickle sandwich in front of the telly becomes nearly as desirable, you will see this as an assett and not a problem.

uummmm cheese and pickle :thumbup: